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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 May 2000.
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Did David Really Say That!

Did David Really Say That!

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 2 May 2000
HAbeTT <hab...@habett.org> ASCII art 2 May 2000 00:00 · raw headers · report 
On alt.food.sushi, Cuoco "Che" Frigge <cc...@da.ru.net> wrote:

> Overheard in the Bronx Palace of Fine Dining by Cuoco "Che" Frigge:
> 
>  Waiter: "Do you want a shrimp cocktail, mate?"
>  Sushi Guru - David Lut*jen: "No thanks, I don't drink."
> 
> __
> Hell hath no coffee, no cigarettes...
> 
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>                       .;'        Who wants 
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>                 gMP                to go to
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>  -cuoco che frigge
> 
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