LETS ALL MAKE SOME MONEY

> 
> Turn a measly $5 into $50,000!
> 
>  Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions
> you ever made.
> 
> 
>  If you follow the 3 steps below,  This is a perfectly legitimate
> investment opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive a return on your
> investment.
> 
>  So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER -
> PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE! OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T
> PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO
> MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
> 
>  The procedure is very simple.
> 
>  STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper
> with the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 note or
> money order or bank draft in each of the pieces of paper and mail them
> to the following five addresses:
> 
> ******************************************************************
> 
>  1. Mike Habernig Jr., P.O. Box 519, Lake Katrine, NY 12449 USA
> 
>  2. Elisabeth Branco, 128 Wilson Ave. #2, Newark, NJ 07105 USA
> 
>  3. Pedro Cabral, Rua de G�a n�20- 1� Caxias, 2780 Paco de Arcos,
>     PORTUGAL
> 
>  4. Leonardo Macedo, Rua Saraiva de Carvalho, 27-3� Dt�, 4000 Porto,
>     PORTUGAL
> 
>  5. J.Stopinski , P.O. Box 19202 , Louisville,KY. 40259 (USA)
> 
>  *******************************************************************
> 
>  STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names
> up (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as
> number 5 on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or
> simply editing and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.
> 
>  STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there
> are 17 000 of them).
> 
>  You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
>  receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more
> newsgroups you post to, the bigger your return will be. You may want
> to rent a Post Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely
> to receive.
> 
>  If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as
>  "The Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is
> correct!
> 
> 
> 
>  NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!
> 
>  Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES
> - ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200
>  postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.
> 
>  Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say,only 200
>  additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings.
> 
>  On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at
>  number 4. You make $50.
> 
>  Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3
>  or 10 000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They
>  make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100 000 postings
>  = 5 000 returns at $1 each = $5 000.
> 
>  Finally, 5 000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
> 1 and you get a return of $50 000 before you name drops off the list.
> 
>  AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total
>  income in one cycle = $55 500.
> 
>  
> 
>  Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST
> FACTORS ARE 5 STAMPS, 5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1 BILLS. Anyone can afford
> five dollars to put into such an effortless investment with
> SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
> 
>  Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played
>  out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but
>  what are the chances of that happening?
> 
>  Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's
>  the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back
>  to this article easily.
> 
>  Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep
>  an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing
>  fairly. You know where your name should be.
> 
> 
> --------------------------
> Hey, he's right this is great. Don't forget this works because of
> honesty.

Hey, Why be honest?

It's not like this is classified as an honest days work. It's more like a 
lying, sniveling, whining, begging, days work, and I don't mean to insult 
beggars. Anyone with access to the internet can't be to poor. The people 
who send these in are more like conniving and greedy. 


Dave Stanford
dst...@athena.valpo.edu
"People are stupid."  Terry Goodkind
"Stupid people suck."