Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Apr 2000.
Martians - boozed
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 18 Apr 2000
"At last, Frimthxp! We have
finally obtained a sample
of the Earthlings' primary
fuel source!"
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Indeed, Zompflitz. We should
investigate this substance, at
once! It could prove suitable
for use in our own thermo-
magnograviconversion
trifusionators!
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"Perhpas, -HIC!- your suggestion
that we imbibe it, -HIC!- was
made too hastily, Zompflitz..."
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\ "GLURG!"
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JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
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"I concede that you are correct!
-HIC!- I do not believe that
I shall ever again be capable
of upright locomotion, Frimthxp."
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"I concur. Notice, also -HIC!-
the way that it has accelerated
the speed of rotation of the
entire universe."
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8888888888888888888888888888888888888888
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"You know, of course, what
this means, Frimpthx?"
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JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
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"Indeed, yes. -HIC!- But how were
we to ever suspect that the Proto-
Earth-Primitives had such power
sources as this! Our plans of
conquest are ruined!"
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\ "BLURB"
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'..'...''
finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini
finifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifinifini
--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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