Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Jul 2000.
Here lies Max tombstone
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 7 Jul 2000
I have a sport bottle that says "Eat Well, Exercise, Die Anyway"
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Max wrote:
> I remember once seeing a tombstone with several lines of text on it.
> The first line was "Here lies xxxxxxxx"
> middle lines about how good the person lived (no smoking, etc)
> Last line was "Died anyway"
>
> Anyone remember that one? I'd sure like to have it again.
>
> Thanks.... Max
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