Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Mar 1995.
calling all canadians
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 4 Mar 1995
By now you must be aware of the raging battle in the telecommunications field. A networking program has been devised by large Canadian Co. The profit potential is limitless. All you have to do is get 5 associates and ten customers. (associates can be customers too) You then collect royalties on every phone bill they have, their customers have and so down five levels. On the fifth level you will have thousands of customers on which you collect 5% royalties for life. This program has just been started in Ontario and Quebec and has already taken off like wild in BC. Oher provices will follow. The biggest problem holding it back is skepticism. At least take a look at the program, if you are not interested in selling, I am, and I will sign you up for the best long distance program available. You get 25% off all your calls, you keep your same carrier and there are no other charges. The company does this by purchase of huge bulk rate long distance, and passes the savings on to the customer. We then sell and collect royalties. Just check out the packet, I will pay the postage, because I would love to start collecting royalties off of you too! The packet includes everything you need to make an informed decision and register as an associate or customer. Simply fax me the following information at (604) 929-6884: Your real name, address and voice telephone #, and a fax # Or Email at Sam...@mindlink.ca.bc PS I would love to have you as a customer as I can earn a 6% royalty off of every phone bill you ever have.
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