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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Jan 2005.
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alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 22 Jan 2005 - 1 Nov 2010
"Faux_Tran" wrote in message ...
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> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

Has Tran entered his minimalist phase?

STM

ObAscii - piece of paper lying in the snow

In article <L0pId.1560$0T5...@newsfe5-win.ntli.net>, Semach.the.monkey 
wrote:
> ObAscii - piece of paper lying in the snow
>
       ____
      " \   \   \|/
    "    \___\
        
        Snow melted this morning.
-- 
Aidan Karley,
Geologist,
"You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different 
| alike]."

stilist <a...@b.c> 15 Oct 2005 04:27 · permalink · report
alt.ascii.art.fart.bork.bork.bork

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 15 Oct 2005 05:01 · permalink · report
_.-In alt.ascii-art, stilist wrote the following -._
> alt.ascii.art.fart.bork.bork.bork

Indeed.  I will post this one manually when it comes back up (if it
ever does).

+-(faux@betrug)-(81/9)-(00:57:00:Sat Oct 15)-
+-($:~/logs)-
traceroute www.asciiartfarts.com
traceroute to www.asciiartfarts.com (216.218.218.36), 30 hops max, 38
byte packets
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+-(faux@betrug)-(70/10)-(00:58:49:Sat Oct 15)-
+-($:~)-
ping www.asciiartfarts.com
PING www.asciiartfarts.com (216.218.218.36) 56(84) bytes of data.

--- www.asciiartfarts.com ping statistics ---
24 packets transmitted, 0 received, 100% packet loss, time 22996ms


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  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
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Annie <m...@privacy.net> ASCII art 15 Oct 2005 09:39 · permalink · report
On 2005-10-15 Faux_Pseudo <f0s...@gmail.com> said:

> stilist wrote:
>
> > alt.ascii.art.fart.bork.bork.bork
>
> Indeed.  I will post this one manually when it comes back up
> (if it ever does).
>
> +-(faux@betrug)-(81/9)-(00:57:00:Sat Oct 15)-
> +-($:~/logs)-
> traceroute www.asciiartfarts.com
> traceroute to www.asciiartfarts.com (216.218.218.36), 30 hops max,
> 38 byte packets
> 1  * * *
> 2  * * *
> 3  * * *
> 4  * * *
> 5  * * *
> 6  * * *
> 7  * * *
> 8  * * *
> 9  * * *
> 10  * * *
> +-(faux@betrug)-(70/10)-(00:58:49:Sat Oct 15)-
> +-($:~)-
> ping www.asciiartfarts.com
> PING www.asciiartfarts.com (216.218.218.36) 56(84) bytes of data.
> --- www.asciiartfarts.com ping statistics ---
> 24 packets transmitted, 0 received, 100% packet loss, time 22996ms



                Maybe Tran forgot to pay
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Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 23 Jun 2006 13:02 · permalink · report
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._

Seem to have had a DNS error there.  Will have it post again latter.

In the meantime.  Here is this:

                                    _ _
                                 .-' | `-.
                                d  _/\    b
                               d  /   `\   b
                              d  /      \   `b
                             d  |        \    b
                            |   |---. ,---|   |
                            d   |dOb   dOb|    b
                           d    |         |    |
                           |    |    db   |    b
                           |    |         |     |
                           |    |   dMMb  |     b
                           d     \       /\      b
                          d      |`-.__.'| \      b
                       __d       |       |  |      |
                    .-'  `-.__._/        |  |      b
                   /                     \_/        b
                  .'                       `--.__    b
                  |                              `\   b
                 .'     /                          \   b
                 |      |'                    .     \   b
                 |      |    o                 \     \  |
                .'      |   \ /                 o    |  \
                |       `          /   \       \_|   `   b
                |      | \       ./     \        |    |  `,
                |      |  `-.__./        `\      /    `    b
                !      |                   \    /          \
               .       |                    `-./\      \    b           d
               |       ||                     |  \     `    \          d
_              |       '`                     |  `      \    `b_     .'
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  b            |      |   .                    \  `      \
   `b         d|       \  |                     \  \.-'   \
     b       d  \       \  .                     \ /      |
      b     d    \       \ |                      /       /
       `b-d'      \       \|                     /   )  ./ b
                   \       \            )       /    |_'   \
                   d\       \                  |     |      b           |
                  |  \       \                 |     \       b          d
                  d   `\      \                |     |        b         /
                 d     d\      \               |     |\        |       d
                d     d  \      \             -| ||||||        b    _d'
               |     d   |`\     \          _' | /|_// \        `b-b
               d    |    ) .\     `\     .-'   //-'    |
              |     |  ./   `\      \_.-'     /        \ _
 _            d     d /      |       \ :F_P: /          . b
  b         d'    .' /       |        \     /           | `
   b       d     .d /         \     \  \___/            |  \
   `-b_b--'     d  /           \ \ \ \ |  |             |   b
               /  /             \ \ | _/  |             |    `b-.
              d /                \___/    `             |        b_     d
_            / /                  /        \            |          b_ _d
 `b        .d /                  /          \           `            b
   b_    _d  /                 ./           |            |
     b-.d   /                ./ \           `            |
           /                /    `_          \           |
        ../                /       `--.,      |          |-.
 .mmMMMMM/                /             \     |          |  b
MMMMMMMM|                /  _           |    _|          |   \
MMMMMMMM|               / ./Mmmmmmmm--  |---' |          |    b        .d
MMMMMMMM/              / /MMMMMMMMMMMMMm/     |          |     `b_   _d
MMMMMMMM|             _.'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm    |          |        `b'
MMMMMMMM\         _.-'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm|          |
MMMMMMMMM`---\---/MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm.       /

:F_P:#################################Thu Jun 22 2006#################
Kelli James Georgia

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Ant <no...@home.today> 24 Jun 2006 18:47 · permalink · report
"Eero Ahonen" wrote:
> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>>                                     _ _
>>                                  .-' | `-.
>>                                 d  _/\    b
>>                                d  /   `\   b
>>                               d  /      \   `b
>>                              d  |        \    b
>>                             |   |---. ,---|   |
>>                             d   |dOb   dOb|    b
>>                            d    |         |    |
>>                            |    |    db   |    b
>>                            |    |         |     |
>>                            |    |   dMMb  |     b
>>                            d     \       /\      b
>>                           d      |`-.__.'| \      b
>>                        __d       |       |  |      |
>>                     .-'  `-.__._/        |  |      b
>
> Somehow this looks like her eyes and mouth has been blocked. I can
> almost here "MMmbmbmmmgmgmmgmbmbmbmmb" coming out while she's trying to
> say something :O.

Pfmmpppffmfpmmmpfmfmm fmmmfpmpp'fmm pffmpppmfmmmfmpmppmpm fmpppf
Pmpmppppppppffm!

http://www.namesuppressed.com/kenny/

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._
> 
> Seem to have had a DNS error there.  Will have it post again latter.
> 
> In the meantime.  Here is this:
> 
>                                     _ _
>                                  .-' | `-.
>                                 d  _/\    b
>                                d  /   `\   b
>                               d  /      \   `b
>                              d  |        \    b
>                             |   |---. ,---|   |
>                             d   |dOb   dOb|    b
>                            d    |         |    |
>                            |    |    db   |    b
>                            |    |         |     |
>                            |    |   dMMb  |     b
>                            d     \       /\      b
>                           d      |`-.__.'| \      b
>                        __d       |       |  |      |
>                     .-'  `-.__._/        |  |      b

Somehow this looks like her eyes and mouth has been blocked. I can
almost here "MMmbmbmmmgmgmmgmbmbmbmmb" coming out while she's trying to
say something :O.

-- 
Eero "Aero" Ahonen, aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Ant wrote the following -._
>>>                              d  |        \    b
>>>                             |   |---. ,---|   |
>>>                             d   |dOb   dOb|    b
>>>                            d    |         |    |
>>>                            |    |    db   |    b
>>>                            |    |         |     |
>>>                            |    |   dMMb  |     b
>>>                            d     \       /\      b
>>>                           d      |`-.__.'| \      b
>> Somehow this looks like her eyes and mouth has been blocked. I can
>> almost here "MMmbmbmmmgmgmmgmbmbmbmmb" coming out while she's trying to
>> say something :O.
>
> Pfmmpppffmfpmmmpfmfmm fmmmfpmpp'fmm pffmpppmfmmmfmpmppmpm fmpppf
> Pmpmppppppppffm!

I was working on her face and didn't like the way it was comming out
and decieded to go /very/ bold with the features.  From there it made
since to carry the boldness into the hair to ballance the face out.

The best thing about this one is that people replied to it so I know
people are viewing these things.  :)

-- 
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  \   \   \   \   \   \  ASCII artist
 :F_P:-O- -O- -O- -O- -O- -O-  -O- 
 \  \   \   \   \   \   \   \    \ 

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> 
> I was working on her face and didn't like the way it was comming out
> and decieded to go /very/ bold with the features.  From there it made
> since to carry the boldness into the hair to ballance the face out.

Heh. The face does look like she's been kidnapped and she's trying to
muffle something, but when scrolling down the image the body language
tells that's not the situation. Mind-crossing image, while trying to
think what she's actually up to.

> The best thing about this one is that people replied to it so I know
> people are viewing these things.  :)

Well hell yeah! I'm not going to unsubscribe from this group as long as
we both (me and the group) exists. Some Farts are a bit weird, but most
of the stuff posted here is pure art. And have to admit, I'm still
hoping Joaquim will find time to continue the adventures of Nerd Boy :).
I'm just mostly silent while I've done not ascii-art myself (well, tried
couple of times).


-- 
Eero "Aero" Ahonen, aer...@removethis.imnetti.fi

Fred Lucite <har...@the.coffee.table> ASCII art 25 Jun 2006 17:46 · permalink · report
   Faux_Pseudo had scribbled:
->> The best thing about this one is that people replied to it so I
->> know people are viewing these things.
  
   Yeah, speaking on behalf of other lurkers, I'll say that yes,
there ARE readers out here in Modemland!
  
   ....and then on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 at 13:29 +0300, Eero Ahonen
replied:
->... Some Farts are a bit weird, but most of the stuff posted here
->is pure art.
   
   The daily ascii-art joke beats by far the name-calling, insult-
trading, facts-distortion, and WORSE sludge that's a daily feature
on many other newsgroups!!
-- 
        >>>----------------------------------------------<<<
        >>>      david moeser -- erasmus39 on yahoo      <<<
        >>>            Censornati, Ohio - USA            <<<
        >>>----------------------------------------------<<<
                        O/          o~    o_O/
                      o/|  _______|_______   \
                       / \  |           |    |\    [vsg]

 


Taken from http://www.asciiartfarts.com

On 2/20/2010 5:08 AM, Bjoern Ascii wrote:
>
>
>
> Taken from http://www.asciiartfarts.com
>
>
That's a real fart!

It looks like AAF is down :-(

-- 
Daniel Pitts' Tech Blog: <http://virtualinfinity.net/wordpress/>

Sharky <sha...@hellsgates.cor> ASCII art 22 Feb 2010 12:20 · permalink · report
The site's back up...

#3895: O, INTERNET


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