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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Jan 1997.
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please read!!!!!!!

please read!!!!!!!

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 1 Jan 1997
READ THIS ARTICLE AND IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 
BELIEVE ME I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK BUT HEY, 
I'M $5,000 RICHER NOW. 

Well, I thought this thing would be just as much bull shit as all the
other get rich things. I thought it wouldn't work at all and that I
was just wasting my time but hey, believe it or not it worked. For
just $5 that I spend on this I got $50,000 . I've thought of this a
lot and it make's sense, if everybody is honest in this system
everybody will profit from it. 

HERE'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO!

STEP 1.

 
Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate pieces
of paper along with the words, "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."
(In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone;  you're paying
for a legitimate service.)  Fold a $1 bill, money order, or bank note
inside each paper, and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to the following
five addresses:



 

1.   Yuki Nakajima
         1-7-3-206 Nuku
         Nerima-ku Tokyo  176

        Japan



2.   Mitchell Kanashkevich
        11/160 Oberon St. Coogee  2034
        NSW, Sydney, Australia



3.   Rest Dandy
        Kapellestraat 61
        8450 Bredene
        Belgium



4.   Heiko Wrede
        Grabenstr. 28
        33647 Bielefeld
        Germany



5.   John Beckwith                                                         
         17/144 Nicholson St. Coburg 3058
         VIC, Melbourne, Australia



                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
             

STEP 2.





    Now remove the top name from the list, and move the
    names up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
    Put your name in as the fifth one on the list.





STEP 3.



    Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are at
    least 17000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
    Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can.Remember
    the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
    article and send you cash!





STEP 4.



     You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
      returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the internet is new
      and huge. There is no way you can lose.

 

    Now here is how and why this system works:

 

    Out of every block of 200 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.
    Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or
    money orders, but real cash with your name at #5.

 

    Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 200
 additional postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings.On
 average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
 #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!

 

    Now these 50 new people will make 200 postings each with your
 name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.
 They make 200 postings each with your name at #2= 100,000
 postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!

 

    Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each with your name at
 #1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off
 the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 200
 postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.

 

    From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
 you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.



    So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
 works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
 day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
 every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.

    So, my friends, read and follow the simple instructions and play
 fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it.Print this out
 right now so you can refer back to this article easily.Try to keep
 an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
 playing fairly. You know where your name should be.

 

    REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
 NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY!
 GOOD LUCK TO ALL,AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
 WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!

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