Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Apr 2005.
Sailing 'martini'"
alt.ascii-art
· 23 messages · 7 Apr 2005 - 19 May 2005
Joe wrote:
: Hey Steve, I like Boodles gin, M&R Vermouth 3 olives 2 capers and a
: cap full of olive juice. Shaken not stirred!
:
: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
: |,9) ./ ' ; ;/'<0
: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; o
: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' 00
: (,_..----''' (,..--'' 0000000
not very good at ascii art, are you joe. cat turds don't usually look much
like a bunch of 0s.
at least not the ones in my spot's litter tray.
now where's veronica when we need her?
:
:
: Bark Ruff ruff
: Black Hawk Helo wannabe!
:
: Yeeeha this is fun!
Enjoy!
:
: Joe
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
http://www.radioxanadu.tk
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them." - E.V. Lucas
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."
miguel, soc.singles
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"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
fucking post? You're very annoying."
projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' : |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// : '-~~;'@ ( ; ; : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' : (,_..----''' (,..--'' RoadKill
F.Rush said > Joe wrote: > >>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >>///////////////////// >>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >> >>RoadKill > > They're good nuked too. Three minutes on high and into the crock pot. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / /- -\ \ [ | ^ ^ | ] [ \ ~~ / ] < Throw it in back. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - / \ / /||\ /||\ \ ' | || | | || | . | \||/ \||/ | \ / ================================== | BR549 | ================================== %%% %%% %%% %%%
Joe wrote: > : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > : |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 > //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// > : '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > : (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > RoadKill YEAH I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT EITHER!!BUT I LOVE ROADKILL:p
On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: >: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >: (,_..----''' (,..--'' > >RoadKill that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa.
rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in news:ha3...@4ax.com: > On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >>/////////////////// >>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >> >>RoadKill > > that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. > Ain't it great? -- You need to BeDoper http://www.bedoper.com
when rocky buried him beneath the willow, the angels sang a whiskey lullabye: > On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////////////////////// >>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >> >>RoadKill > > that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. I might get stoned, and not in a good way, for asking this, but: whatever happened to old gil and katie kookstoppel? I haven't seen anything out of them, so was it happily ever after? -- candle mhm27x19 ICQ#34579920 smeeter #26 AIM:zantetsuken76 http://www.livejournal.com/users/nightmare76 http://www.geocities.com/alabama_candle/welcome.htm
"The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time" <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in message news:Xns9633DB0B1D44Fspamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17... > rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in > news:ha3...@4ax.com: > >> On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >>>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>>///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >>>/////////////////// >>>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >>> >>>RoadKill >> >> that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. >> > > Ain't it great? Jason, Who the hell invited *you* here? Get lost, dummy! LP > > -- > You need to BeDoper > http://www.bedoper.com
"Lady Pilot" <lad...@gmail.com> wrote in news:ip46e.1721$lv1.207@fed1read06: > > "The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time" <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in > message news:Xns9633DB0B1D44Fspamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17... >> rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in >> news:ha3...@4ax.com: >> >>> On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>> >>>>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>>>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>>>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>>>/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >>>>// /////////////////// >>>>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>>>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>>>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >>>> >>>>RoadKill >>> >>> that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. >>> >> >> Ain't it great? > > Jason, > > Who the hell invited *you* here? Get lost, dummy! > > LP I kindly and sincerely invite you to fuck off. -- You need to BeDoper http://www.bedoper.com
The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time wrote:
: "Lady Pilot" <lad...@gmail.com> wrote in
: news:ip46e.1721$lv1.207@fed1read06:
:
::
:: "The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time" <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
:: message news:Xns9633DB0B1D44Fspamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17...
::: rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in
::: news:ha3...@4ax.com:
:::
:::: On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com>
:::: wrote:
::::
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:::::: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:::::: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0
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///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
::::: // ///////////////////
:::::: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:::::: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:::::: (,_..----''' (,..--''
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::::: RoadKill
::::
:::: that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa.
::::
:::
::: Ain't it great?
::
:: Jason,
::
:: Who the hell invited *you* here? Get lost, dummy!
::
:: LP
:
: I kindly and sincerely invite you to fuck off.
is that any way to speak to a lady?
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
http://www.radioxanadu.tk
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
I keep trying to lose weight but it always finds me.
======================================================================
My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing.
jg, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."
miguel, soc.singles
======================================================================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
fucking post? You're very annoying."
projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
"Steve Leyland" <ste...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in news:d3cpj0$5ns$1...@valis.databasix.com: > The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time wrote: >: "Lady Pilot" <lad...@gmail.com> wrote in >: news:ip46e.1721$lv1.207@fed1read06: >: >:: >:: "The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time" <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in >:: message news:Xns9633DB0B1D44Fspamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17... >::: rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in >::: news:ha3...@4ax.com: >::: >:::: On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> >:::: wrote: >:::: >:::::: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >:::::: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >:::::: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >::::: > /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >::::: // /////////////////// >:::::: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >:::::: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >:::::: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >::::: >::::: RoadKill >:::: >:::: that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. >:::: >::: >::: Ain't it great? >:: >:: Jason, >:: >:: Who the hell invited *you* here? Get lost, dummy! >:: >:: LP >: >: I kindly and sincerely invite you to fuck off. > > is that any way to speak to a lady? > Sorry. I meant "fuck off, whoretits". -- You need to BeDoper http://www.bedoper.com
On 10 Apr 2005 02:35:10 GMT, The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote: >rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in >news:ha3...@4ax.com: > >> On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >>>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>>///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >>>/////////////////// >>>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >>> >>>RoadKill >> >> that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. >> > >Ain't it great? its about one of the only funny things gilbert ever posted.
On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 02:59:07 GMT, candle <can...@XspammeanddieXfastmail.fm> wrote: >when rocky buried him beneath the willow, the angels sang a whiskey >lullabye: > >> On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> >wrote: >> >>>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>>/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >///////////////////////// >>>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >>> >>>RoadKill >> >> that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. > >I might get stoned, and not in a good way, for asking this, but: >whatever happened to old gil and katie kookstoppel? I haven't seen >anything out of them, so was it happily ever after? i'd not be supprized if k00ky katie went nuts on him, killed him then ate his remains. with or without a bottle of wine, i'd realy not know.
_.-In alt.ascii-art, rocky wrote the following -._ >>>>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>>>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>>>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>>>/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >>///////////////////////// >>>>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>>>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>>>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' Ok folks. It was fun while it lasted but since there is only flames and no more ascii I am going to have to ask that you remove alt.ascii-art from the newgroups so long as you aren't posting ascii art. Love The Managment OA: _Memories of Tomorrow # 0011 # Trolls Are Droping Like Rain___________ | | | _/\ _ _ In response to ISPs adopting Univesal | | | /o |/ / \ .-. Trolling Death Penalty policy, much | |_/> |o `-\ \/ \/ ._\ like the seldom used UDP, the ACLU has | | / _U_/> \ | |/ \ been in contact with advocates for | || (_y_/ | - \ | the mentally ill about a possible | | | | _/`\_| |`' o anti-discrimination lawsuit. | | <__/ `.\ ---== | | <__| ^ | | :F_P: | |______________________________________________________________________| :F_P:#################################Mon Feb 21 2005################# -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
rocky wrote:
: On 10 Apr 2005 02:35:10 GMT, The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time
: <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote:
:
:: rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in
:: news:ha3...@4ax.com:
::
::: On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote:
:::
::::: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
::::: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
::::: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0
::::
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
:::: ///////////////////
::::: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
::::: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
::::: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::::
:::: RoadKill
:::
::: that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa.
:::
::
:: Ain't it great?
:
: its about one of the only funny things gilbert ever posted.
I take it no relation to gilbert o' sullivan the "musician"?
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
http://www.radioxanadu.tk
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they
don't need.
======================================================================
My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing.
jg, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."
miguel, soc.singles
======================================================================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
fucking post? You're very annoying."
projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
when rocky buried him beneath the willow, the angels sang a whiskey lullabye: > On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 02:59:07 GMT, candle > <can...@XspammeanddieXfastmail.fm> wrote: > >>when rocky buried him beneath the willow, the angels sang a whiskey >>lullabye: >> >>> On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> >>wrote: >>> >>>>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>>>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>>>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>>>///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // >>///////////////////////// >>>>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>>>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>>>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >>>> >>>>RoadKill >>> >>> that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. >> >>I might get stoned, and not in a good way, for asking this, but: >>whatever happened to old gil and katie kookstoppel? I haven't seen >>anything out of them, so was it happily ever after? > > i'd not be supprized if k00ky katie went nuts on him, killed him then > ate his remains. with or without a bottle of wine, i'd realy not know. > a sort of fava beans and a nice chianti sort of thing, remains int he basement. yummy. -- candle mhm27x19 ICQ#34579920 smeeter #26 AIM:zantetsuken76 http://www.livejournal.com/users/nightmare76 http://www.geocities.com/alabama_candle/welcome.htm
rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in news:2i2...@4ax.com: > On 10 Apr 2005 02:35:10 GMT, The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time > <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote: > >>rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in >>news:ha3...@4ax.com: >> >>> On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>> >>>>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>>>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>>>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>>>///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >>>>/////////////////// >>>>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>>>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>>>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >>>> >>>>RoadKill >>> >>> that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. >>> >> >>Ain't it great? > > its about one of the only funny things gilbert ever posted. I got my initiation into the UPA world when someone thought I was a Gilbert sock, as per my claim. Trolled! -- You need to BeDoper http://www.bedoper.com
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
: _.-In alt.ascii-art, rocky wrote the following -._
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:::::: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:::::: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0
::::: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
::: /////////////////////////
:::::: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:::::: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:::::: (,_..----''' (,..--''
:
: Ok folks. It was fun while it lasted but since there is only flames
: and no more ascii I am going to have to ask that you remove
: alt.ascii-art from the newgroups so long as you aren't posting ascii
: art.
:
: Love The Managment
but you didn't say please...
:
: OA:
: _Memories of Tomorrow # 0011 # Trolls Are Droping Like
: Rain___________
::
:: | _/\ _ _ In response to ISPs adopting
:: Univesal | | /o |/ / \ .-. Trolling Death Penalty
:: policy, much | _/> |o `-\ \/ \/ ._\ like the seldom
:: used UDP, the ACLU has | / _U_/> \ | |/ \ been in
:: contact with advocates for |
::: (_y_/ | - \ | the mentally ill about a possible
::: |
:: | | _/`\_| |`' o anti-discrimination lawsuit.
:: | <__/ `.\ ---==
:: | <__| ^
:: | :F_P:
:: |
:: ______________________________________________________________________|
:
:: F_P:#################################Mon Feb 21 2005#################
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
http://www.radioxanadu.tk
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in
France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with
growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our
island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we
shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in
the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. -
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill
======================================================================
My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing.
jg, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."
miguel, soc.singles
======================================================================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
fucking post? You're very annoying."
projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 02:55:21 +0100, "Steve Leyland" <ste...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >rocky wrote: >: On 10 Apr 2005 02:35:10 GMT, The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time >: <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote: >: >:: rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in >:: news:ha3...@4ax.com: >:: >::: On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: >::: >::::: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >::::: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >::::: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >:::: >///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >:::: /////////////////// >::::: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >::::: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >::::: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >:::: >:::: RoadKill >::: >::: that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. >::: >:: >:: Ain't it great? >: >: its about one of the only funny things gilbert ever posted. > >I take it no relation to gilbert o' sullivan the "musician"? only if gilbert o' sullivan is a sockpuppet.
On 12 Apr 2005 03:25:23 GMT, The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote: >rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in >news:2i2...@4ax.com: > >> On 10 Apr 2005 02:35:10 GMT, The Most Elite Unix User Of All Time >> <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote: >> >>>rocky <meo...@removethis.meow.org> wrote in >>>news:ha3...@4ax.com: >>> >>>> On 7 Apr 2005 17:15:31 -0700, "Joe" <ste...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>> >>>>>: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) >>>>>: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' >>>>>: |,*) ./ ' ; ;/'<0 >>>>>///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// >>>>>/////////////////// >>>>>: '-~~;'@ ( ; ; >>>>>: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' >>>>>: (,_..----''' (,..--'' >>>>> >>>>>RoadKill >>>> >>>> that's just, so late 90's gilber t sullivan('s attempt at) upa. >>>> >>> >>>Ain't it great? >> >> its about one of the only funny things gilbert ever posted. > >I got my initiation into the UPA world when someone thought I was a Gilbert >sock, as per my claim. could have been worse, they could have mistaken you for big daddy zues, sock fucker extrodinair. >Trolled!
Faux_Pseudo wrote: *SNAP* > OA: > _Memories of Tomorrow # 0011 # Trolls Are Droping Like Rain___________ > | | > | _/\ _ _ In response to ISPs adopting Univesal | > | | /o |/ / \ .-. Trolling Death Penalty policy, much | > |_/> |o `-\ \/ \/ ._\ like the seldom used UDP, the ACLU has | > | / _U_/> \ | |/ \ been in contact with advocates for | > || (_y_/ | - \ | the mentally ill about a possible | > | | | _/`\_| |`' o anti-discrimination lawsuit. | > | <__/ `.\ ---== | > | <__| ^ | > | :F_P: | > |______________________________________________________________________| > > :F_P:#################################Mon Feb 21 2005################# Only just found this one, one of my favs.. .should go on those pages with troll responses.................. OA: a letterpot `n -=QP _|_ \_/ -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.org =-+-=> |---------------------|'
_.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ > Only just found this one, one of my favs.. .should go > on those pages with troll responses.................. I have been trying to think of a way to index all the ascii on my site by subject matter. Unfortunatly some things fit in a few catagories and I want to do this without any server side scripting. Which makes it a bit harder to do if it is to be done cleanly. Still pondering it. OA: 5824 mentioned that there was yet another move to rename the San Fransisco bay bridge after Emperor Norton the other day. I made a comment about how I had done a MoT about it but didn't relise until I went to find some OA for this post that I hadn't yet released it. According to the date I had created it over a month ago. _Memories of Tomorrow # 0046 # Bridges Falling Down__________________ | | | One of the more | | __ psychologically | | /k \ \ __ devastating effects | | \ / /|U| J\ \L / of the San Fransisco | | | \/ | | \ \ | quake was the | | \---------`-'---------------`-'-----:F_P:/ destruction of the | | Emperor Norton Bay | | Bridge. | | | |_____________________________________________________________________| :F_P:#################################Sat Apr 16 2005################# -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > _.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ > >>Only just found this one, one of my favs.. .should go >>on those pages with troll responses.................. > > I have been trying to think of a way to index all the ascii on my site > by subject matter. Unfortunatly some things fit in a few catagories > and I want to do this without any server side scripting. Which makes > it a bit harder to do if it is to be done cleanly. Still pondering > it. I had an idea for a tips for life site, and had a similar quandary about categorization. The only thing I came up with was a database where each tip could belong to as many categories as it liked. > OA: 5824 mentioned that there was yet another move to rename the San > Fransisco bay bridge after Emperor Norton the other day. I made a > comment about how I had done a MoT about it but didn't relise until I > went to find some OA for this post that I hadn't yet released it. > According to the date I had created it over a month ago. > > _Memories of Tomorrow # 0046 # Bridges Falling Down__________________ > | | > | One of the more | > | __ psychologically | > | /k \ \ __ devastating effects | > | \ / /|U| J\ \L / of the San Fransisco | > | | \/ | | \ \ | quake was the | > | \---------`-'---------------`-'-----:F_P:/ destruction of the | > | Emperor Norton Bay | > | Bridge. | > | | > |_____________________________________________________________________| > > :F_P:#################################Sat Apr 16 2005################# > Heh - cool, much like other futurists your predictions that come true come too soon! -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.org =-+-=> |---------------------|'
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