Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Nov 1999.
Meet the penises......
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· 8 messages · 16 Nov 1999 - 18 Nov 1999
Mrs. Penis.....
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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net... > Mrs. Penis..... > > > _ > ,-'O`-. > ,' `. > / ,'. \ )))/ Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost. > (____/. .\____)/ / Can anybody help me find my family? > SSS| (_) |SS/ / > SSS| o |SS / > ,'_\\__"__//SS/ > / /S( )'( SS > / / S| SS > ; ; |_______S > | | | . | > (((() | | > ,-' `-. > /:.: .:.\ > J.:: :. :..:.F > \:.::.:.:..:.::/ > `.:.: :..:::,' > `-.;'`.,-' > > > Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan? I dunno, but I think these guys have been looking for them, too........ THE CONDOMS /^\ /O O\ (_____) | | | | | | | | | | (_____) _/ / \ \_ (___| |___) by jro ___...----...___...---...___...---...___ "Hey Slick, are you hungry?" \ ______________ - \ | EAT AT JOE'S | _________ - |______________| - | || || /^\ | /^\ - || || /OO \ /OO \ || || - (_____(_____) || || | | | | ||======|| | | | |- || || - ____| | | | || || - ____| |_| |___||______||____ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| _____________________________jro 33333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333 "Not really, Dick." \ __________________ - \ | | /^\ /^\ | /OO \ /OO \ | - (_____(_____) | - | | | | | | | | | |- | |_| |___________| ____| |_| |_______________ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| ____________________________jro ********************************* ********************************* - ____________ "Want to do some FREDRICK'S | shopping?" ____________| \ || || \ - || || - /^\ /^\ || || /OO \ /OO \ || || (_____(_____) ||=======|| | | | | || ||- | | | | || || | | | | - ||_______||______| |_| |__ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| ____________________________jro +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ____ "Nah, maybe later." - | FRE \ __________________ |____ - \ | || | /^\ /^\ | || | /OO \ /OO \ | - || |(_____(_____) | || -| | | | | | ||== | | | | | |- || |_| |_| |_______| || ____| |_| |_____________||_ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| ____________________________jro {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} - - "I know! Let's go ____________ in here, and get GAY BAR | - shit-faced!" ____________| \ || || - \ || || /^\ /^\ - || || /OO \ /OO \ || ||- (_____(_____) ||=======|| - | | | | || || | | | | - || || - | | | | ||_______||______| |_| |__ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| ____________________________jro endendendendendendendendendendendend endendendendendendendendendendendend I couldn't resist the opportunity to repost this rank trash. I will have to do something about helping the "Penises" out, a little later on... JRO oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net
On Wed, 17 Nov 1999, JRO wrote: > Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net... > > Mrs. Penis..... > > > > > > _ > > ,-'O`-. > > ,' `. > > / ,'. \ )))/ Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost. > > (____/. .\____)/ / Can anybody help me find my family? > > SSS| (_) |SS/ / > > SSS| o |SS / > > ,'_\\__"__//SS/ > > / /S( )'( SS > > / / S| SS > > ; ; |_______S > > | | | . | > > (((() | | > > ,-' `-. > > /:.: .:.\ > > J.:: :. :..:.F > > \:.::.:.:..:.::/ > > `.:.: :..:::,' > > `-.;'`.,-' > > > > > > Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan? > > > I dunno, but I think these guys have been looking for them, too........ > > > THE CONDOMS > /^\ > /O O\ > (_____) > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > (_____) > _/ / \ \_ > (___| |___) by jro > > ___...----...___...---...___...---...___ > > > > "Hey Slick, are you hungry?" > \ ______________ > - \ | EAT AT JOE'S | > _________ - |______________| - > | || || > /^\ | /^\ - || || > /OO \ /OO \ || || - > (_____(_____) || || > | | | | ||======|| > | | | |- || || - > ____| | | | || || - > ____| |_| |___||______||____ > (_____(_____) > _/ / \_/ / \ \ > (___|((___|(___| > > _____________________________jro > > 33333333333333333333333333333333333 > 33333333333333333333333333333333333 > > "Not really, Dick." > \ __________________ > - \ | | > /^\ /^\ | > /OO \ /OO \ | - > (_____(_____) | > - | | | | | > | | | | |- > | |_| |___________| > ____| |_| |_______________ > (_____(_____) > _/ / \_/ / \ \ > (___|((___|(___| > > ____________________________jro > > ********************************* > ********************************* > - > ____________ "Want to do some > FREDRICK'S | shopping?" > ____________| \ > || || \ - > || || - /^\ /^\ > || || /OO \ /OO \ > || || (_____(_____) > ||=======|| | | | | > || ||- | | | | > || || | | | | - > ||_______||______| |_| |__ > (_____(_____) > _/ / \_/ / \ \ > (___|((___|(___| > > ____________________________jro > > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > ____ > "Nah, maybe later." - | FRE > \ __________________ |____ > - \ | || > | /^\ /^\ | || > | /OO \ /OO \ | - || > |(_____(_____) | || > -| | | | | | ||== > | | | | | |- || > |_| |_| |_______| || > ____| |_| |_____________||_ > (_____(_____) > _/ / \_/ / \ \ > (___|((___|(___| > > ____________________________jro > > {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ > }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} > > > - - "I know! Let's go > ____________ in here, and get > GAY BAR | - shit-faced!" > ____________| \ > || || - \ > || || /^\ /^\ - > || || /OO \ /OO \ > || ||- (_____(_____) > ||=======|| - | | | | > || || | | | | - > || || - | | | | > ||_______||______| |_| |__ > (_____(_____) > _/ / \_/ / \ \ > (___|((___|(___| > > ____________________________jro > > endendendendendendendendendendendend > endendendendendendendendendendendend > > > I couldn't resist the opportunity to repost this rank > trash. I will have to do something about helping the > "Penises" out, a little later on... > J...such an eclectic sense of humour...Giggle ;`;`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`'; ;`'* \"/,. * `'; ;`' \|/ *',` Geraldine Jones `'; ;`' * \"/ ;`' we9...@victoria.tc.ca `'; ;`' `|' `',* `.; `'; ;`' | `,'. `. `'; `'; `;`';`';`';`';`';'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`;'`
JRO wrote: > > Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net... > > Mrs. Penis..... > > > > > > _ > > ,-'O`-. > > ,' `. > > / ,'. \ )))/ Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost. > > (____/. .\____)/ / Can anybody help me find my family? > > SSS| (_) |SS/ / > > SSS| o |SS / > > ,'_\\__"__//SS/ > > / /S( )'( SS > > / / S| SS > > ; ; |_______S > > | | | . | > > (((() | | > > ,-' `-. > > /:.: .:.\ > > J.:: :. :..:.F > > \:.::.:.:..:.::/ > > `.:.: :..:::,' > > `-.;'`.,-' > > > > > > Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan? > > I dunno, but I think these guys have been looking for them, too........ > > THE CONDOMS > /^\ > /O O\ > (_____) > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > (_____) > _/ / \ \_ > (___| |___) by jro > The Condoms and the Penises like to get togather for rainy days AND when they visit the Bungholes and Vaginas.Its quite a neiborhood they live in. -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
I'll tell you wat I'm gunna stop respondin' 2 your posts every single 1
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Jay C the presbyter <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote in message news:o8K...@eidosnet.co.uk... > I'll tell you wat I'm gunna stop respondin' 2 your posts every single 1 > has me in stiches Well, I like the reposts. And never fear, they're not all winners. I will make some that you probably won't find funny, at all. I try, but no one can do that. JRO
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net... > Mrs. Penis..... > > > _ > ,-'O`-. > ,' `. > / ,'. \ )))/ Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost. > (____/. .\____)/ / Can anybody help me find my family? > SSS| (_) |SS/ / > SSS| o |SS / > ,'_\\__"__//SS/ > / /S( )'( SS > / / S| SS > ; ; |_______S > | | | . | > (((() | | > ,-' `-. > /:.: .:.\ > J.:: :. :..:.F > \:.::.:.:..:.::/ > `.:.: :..:::,' > `-.;'`.,-' > > > Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan? > > > > > > -- At least she's found Big Joe. He's not mad, by the way. He just looks like that when you've got his attention. ._. .-' `-. .' `. / \ / .". \ (_____.' `._____) / ___ ___ \ | (O)\ /(O) | | (___) | / _______ \ / \ / /| |\ \ \ \| . . |/ / \ | | / \ | . : | / \| ' |/ |. . | | | | .. | | . .| |_____________| | . | | . .| ,-' `-. /:.: ..:.\ J.:: :. ; :..:.F \:.::.:.:.. ...:.::/ `.:.: :. .....:::,' `-.;'``;.;..,-'
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:383464b3@206.103.97.91... > > Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net... > > Mrs. Penis..... > > > > > > _ > > ,-'O`-. > > ,' `. > > / ,'. \ )))/ Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost. > > (____/. .\____)/ / Can anybody help me find my family? > > SSS| (_) |SS/ / > > SSS| o |SS / > > ,'_\\__"__//SS/ > > / /S( )'( SS > > / / S| SS > > ; ; |_______S > > | | | . | > > (((() | | > > ,-' `-. > > /:.: .:.\ > > J.:: :. :..:.F > > \:.::.:.:..:.::/ > > `.:.: :..:::,' > > `-.;'`.,-' > > > > > > Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan? > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > At least she's found Big Joe. He's not mad, by the way. > He just looks like that when you've got his attention. > > ._. > .-' `-. > .' `. > / \ > / .". \ > (_____.' `._____) > / ___ ___ \ > | (O)\ /(O) | > | (___) | > / _______ \ > / \ > / /| |\ \ > \ \| . . |/ / > \ | | / > \ | . : | / > \| ' |/ > |. . | > | | > | .. | > | . .| > |_____________| > | . | > | . .| > ,-' `-. > /:.: ..:.\ > J.:: :. ; :..:.F > \:.::.:.:.. ...:.::/ > `.:.: :. .....:::,' > `-.;'``;.;..,-' > cock....a-doodle-do or is that a-diddle-do? ;) Prudence . ^ `^/// ^/ ^ ^ , - / \ / ' ' ` _/\ 'O> ~ / / / /\ / , / / // \ |/\ _ ' / /,/ /\ ` . \ / /./// // / \ \ / (/ / / / , , . / / / ///\ . [ / / / // / \ ' / / // /// : /` / //\ \ / \ / / / //// . / /(// //\ ' \ ,/ / / // // ' - - - - ' // / ///\ ( // // // ` ' // / // // /.\ ' / //// / / // /// ( / / / // \ / . // / // // // ` ._ // // /// /// / // ( ' ///// // / ` / /// ` , / / // ( /// \ /// ( ' ' ` ( \ / ` \ \ ' | ` \ \ \ | / \ ' . \ \ | \ \ | / \ | | | \ | ( | ( | | | | | | | | | | | | | Pru / | | | / | | | .- = = |. / \ '- - - - . / \ / / \ . ` \ ,_ / / \ / /\ / \ \ `_ - / _ ' / / | \ \ . _ ' / / \ - / / ..' .-' >
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