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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Nov 1999.
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Meet the penises......

Meet the penises......

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 16 Nov 1999 - 18 Nov 1999
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 16 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Mrs. Penis.....


             _ 
          ,-'O`-.
        ,'       `.
       /    ,'.    \ )))/    Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost.
      (____/. .\____)/ /      Can anybody help me find my family?
      SSS|  (_)  |SS/ /
      SSS|   o   |SS /
      ,'_\\__"__//SS/   
     / /S(  )'(  SS  
    / / S|       SS
   ; ;   |_______S
   | |   |   .   |
  (((()  |       |
       ,-'        `-.
      /:.:        .:.\
     J.:: :.     :..:.F
      \:.::.:.:..:.::/
       `.:.: :..:::,'
         `-.;'`.,-'


Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan?





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JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 17 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net...
> Mrs. Penis.....
>
>
>              _
>           ,-'O`-.
>         ,'       `.
>        /    ,'.    \ )))/    Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost.
>       (____/. .\____)/ /      Can anybody help me find my family?
>       SSS|  (_)  |SS/ /
>       SSS|   o   |SS /
>       ,'_\\__"__//SS/
>      / /S(  )'(  SS
>     / / S|       SS
>    ; ;   |_______S
>    | |   |   .   |
>   (((()  |       |
>        ,-'        `-.
>       /:.:        .:.\
>      J.:: :.     :..:.F
>       \:.::.:.:..:.::/
>        `.:.: :..:::,'
>          `-.;'`.,-'
>
>
> Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan?


I dunno, but I think these guys have been looking for them, too........


  THE        CONDOMS
        /^\
       /O O\
      (_____)
       |   |
       |   |
       |   |
       |   |
       |   |
      (_____)
     _/ / \ \_
    (___| |___) by jro

___...----...___...---...___...---...___



  "Hey Slick, are you hungry?"
         \        ______________
    -     \      | EAT AT JOE'S |
  _________  -   |______________| -
           |        ||      ||
       /^\ | /^\  - ||      ||
      /OO \ /OO \   ||      ||   -
     (_____(_____)  ||      ||
      |   | |   |   ||======||
      |   | |   |-  ||      || -
  ____|   | |   |   ||      ||    -
  ____|   |_|   |___||______||____
     (_____(_____)
    _/ / \_/ / \ \
   (___|((___|(___|

  _____________________________jro

  33333333333333333333333333333333333
  33333333333333333333333333333333333

  "Not really, Dick."
    \     __________________
   - \   |                  |
       /^\   /^\            |
      /OO \ /OO \           |   -
     (_____(_____)          |
    - |   | |   |           |
      |   | |   |           |-
      |   |_|   |___________|
  ____|   |_|   |_______________
     (_____(_____)
    _/ / \_/ / \ \
   (___|((___|(___|

  ____________________________jro

  *********************************
  *********************************
  -
  ____________   "Want to do some
  FREDRICK'S  |     shopping?"
  ____________|         \
  ||       ||            \     -
  ||       ||  -    /^\   /^\
  ||       ||      /OO \ /OO \
  ||       ||     (_____(_____)
  ||=======||      |   | |   |
  ||       ||-     |   | |   |
  ||       ||      |   | |   | -
  ||_______||______|   |_|   |__
                  (_____(_____)
                 _/ / \_/ / \ \
                (___|((___|(___|

  ____________________________jro

  +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
  +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
                              ____
  "Nah, maybe later."    -   | FRE
    \ __________________     |____
   - \                  |     ||
    |  /^\   /^\        |     ||
    | /OO \ /OO \       |   - ||
    |(_____(_____)      |     ||
   -| |   | |   |       |     ||==
    | |   | |   |       |-    ||
    |_|   |_|   |_______|     ||
  ____|   |_|   |_____________||_
     (_____(_____)
    _/ / \_/ / \ \
   (___|((___|(___|

  ____________________________jro

  {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{
  }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


  -       -     "I know! Let's go
  ____________   in here, and get
    GAY BAR   | -  shit-faced!"
  ____________|         \
  ||       ||     -      \
  ||       ||       /^\   /^\  -
  ||       ||      /OO \ /OO \
  ||       ||-    (_____(_____)
  ||=======||   -  |   | |   |
  ||       ||      |   | |   | -
  ||       ||  -   |   | |   |
  ||_______||______|   |_|   |__
                  (_____(_____)
                 _/ / \_/ / \ \
                (___|((___|(___|

  ____________________________jro

  endendendendendendendendendendendend
  endendendendendendendendendendendend


I couldn't resist the opportunity to repost this rank
trash. I will have to do something about helping the
"Penises" out, a little later on...


JRO
oglesbee@
      mail.fullnet.net

Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> ASCII art 17 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Wed, 17 Nov 1999, JRO wrote:
> Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net...
> > Mrs. Penis.....
> >
> >
> >              _
> >           ,-'O`-.
> >         ,'       `.
> >        /    ,'.    \ )))/    Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost.
> >       (____/. .\____)/ /      Can anybody help me find my family?
> >       SSS|  (_)  |SS/ /
> >       SSS|   o   |SS /
> >       ,'_\\__"__//SS/
> >      / /S(  )'(  SS
> >     / / S|       SS
> >    ; ;   |_______S
> >    | |   |   .   |
> >   (((()  |       |
> >        ,-'        `-.
> >       /:.:        .:.\
> >      J.:: :.     :..:.F
> >       \:.::.:.:..:.::/
> >        `.:.: :..:::,'
> >          `-.;'`.,-'
> >
> >
> > Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan?
> 
> 
> I dunno, but I think these guys have been looking for them, too........
> 
> 
>   THE        CONDOMS
>         /^\
>        /O O\
>       (_____)
>        |   |
>        |   |
>        |   |
>        |   |
>        |   |
>       (_____)
>      _/ / \ \_
>     (___| |___) by jro
> 
> ___...----...___...---...___...---...___
> 
> 
> 
>   "Hey Slick, are you hungry?"
>          \        ______________
>     -     \      | EAT AT JOE'S |
>   _________  -   |______________| -
>            |        ||      ||
>        /^\ | /^\  - ||      ||
>       /OO \ /OO \   ||      ||   -
>      (_____(_____)  ||      ||
>       |   | |   |   ||======||
>       |   | |   |-  ||      || -
>   ____|   | |   |   ||      ||    -
>   ____|   |_|   |___||______||____
>      (_____(_____)
>     _/ / \_/ / \ \
>    (___|((___|(___|
> 
>   _____________________________jro
> 
>   33333333333333333333333333333333333
>   33333333333333333333333333333333333
> 
>   "Not really, Dick."
>     \     __________________
>    - \   |                  |
>        /^\   /^\            |
>       /OO \ /OO \           |   -
>      (_____(_____)          |
>     - |   | |   |           |
>       |   | |   |           |-
>       |   |_|   |___________|
>   ____|   |_|   |_______________
>      (_____(_____)
>     _/ / \_/ / \ \
>    (___|((___|(___|
> 
>   ____________________________jro
> 
>   *********************************
>   *********************************
>   -
>   ____________   "Want to do some
>   FREDRICK'S  |     shopping?"
>   ____________|         \
>   ||       ||            \     -
>   ||       ||  -    /^\   /^\
>   ||       ||      /OO \ /OO \
>   ||       ||     (_____(_____)
>   ||=======||      |   | |   |
>   ||       ||-     |   | |   |
>   ||       ||      |   | |   | -
>   ||_______||______|   |_|   |__
>                   (_____(_____)
>                  _/ / \_/ / \ \
>                 (___|((___|(___|
> 
>   ____________________________jro
> 
>   +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>   +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>                               ____
>   "Nah, maybe later."    -   | FRE
>     \ __________________     |____
>    - \                  |     ||
>     |  /^\   /^\        |     ||
>     | /OO \ /OO \       |   - ||
>     |(_____(_____)      |     ||
>    -| |   | |   |       |     ||==
>     | |   | |   |       |-    ||
>     |_|   |_|   |_______|     ||
>   ____|   |_|   |_____________||_
>      (_____(_____)
>     _/ / \_/ / \ \
>    (___|((___|(___|
> 
>   ____________________________jro
> 
>   {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{
>   }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
> 
> 
>   -       -     "I know! Let's go
>   ____________   in here, and get
>     GAY BAR   | -  shit-faced!"
>   ____________|         \
>   ||       ||     -      \
>   ||       ||       /^\   /^\  -
>   ||       ||      /OO \ /OO \
>   ||       ||-    (_____(_____)
>   ||=======||   -  |   | |   |
>   ||       ||      |   | |   | -
>   ||       ||  -   |   | |   |
>   ||_______||______|   |_|   |__
>                   (_____(_____)
>                  _/ / \_/ / \ \
>                 (___|((___|(___|
> 
>   ____________________________jro
> 
>   endendendendendendendendendendendend
>   endendendendendendendendendendendend
> 
> 
> I couldn't resist the opportunity to repost this rank
> trash. I will have to do something about helping the
> "Penises" out, a little later on...
> 

J...such an eclectic sense of humour...Giggle

 ;`;`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';`';
 ;`'*   \"/,.   *                          `';
 ;`'    \|/ *',`    Geraldine Jones        `';
 ;`'  * \"/     ;`' we9...@victoria.tc.ca   `';
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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 17 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
JRO wrote:
> 
> Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net...
> > Mrs. Penis.....
> >
> >
> >              _
> >           ,-'O`-.
> >         ,'       `.
> >        /    ,'.    \ )))/    Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost.
> >       (____/. .\____)/ /      Can anybody help me find my family?
> >       SSS|  (_)  |SS/ /
> >       SSS|   o   |SS /
> >       ,'_\\__"__//SS/
> >      / /S(  )'(  SS
> >     / / S|       SS
> >    ; ;   |_______S
> >    | |   |   .   |
> >   (((()  |       |
> >        ,-'        `-.
> >       /:.:        .:.\
> >      J.:: :.     :..:.F
> >       \:.::.:.:..:.::/
> >        `.:.: :..:::,'
> >          `-.;'`.,-'
> >
> >
> > Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan?
> 
> I dunno, but I think these guys have been looking for them, too........
> 
>   THE        CONDOMS
>         /^\
>        /O O\
>       (_____)
>        |   |
>        |   |
>        |   |
>        |   |
>        |   |
>       (_____)
>      _/ / \ \_
>     (___| |___) by jro
> 


The Condoms and the Penises like to get togather
for rainy days AND when they visit the Bungholes
and Vaginas.Its quite a neiborhood they live in.


-- 


|"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
|       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
|     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
|____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|

I'll tell you wat I'm gunna stop respondin' 2 your posts every single 1
has me in stiches


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Jay C the presbyter <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote in message news:o8K...@eidosnet.co.uk...
> I'll tell you wat I'm gunna stop respondin' 2 your posts every single 1
> has me in stiches


Well, I like the reposts. And never fear, they're not all winners. I will
make some that you probably won't find funny, at all. I try, but no one
can do that.


JRO

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 18 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net...
> Mrs. Penis.....
>
>
>              _
>           ,-'O`-.
>         ,'       `.
>        /    ,'.    \ )))/    Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost.
>       (____/. .\____)/ /      Can anybody help me find my family?
>       SSS|  (_)  |SS/ /
>       SSS|   o   |SS /
>       ,'_\\__"__//SS/
>      / /S(  )'(  SS
>     / / S|       SS
>    ; ;   |_______S
>    | |   |   .   |
>   (((()  |       |
>        ,-'        `-.
>       /:.:        .:.\
>      J.:: :.     :..:.F
>       \:.::.:.:..:.::/
>        `.:.: :..:::,'
>          `-.;'`.,-'
>
>
> Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan?
>
>
>
>
>
> --


At least she's found Big Joe. He's not mad, by the way.
He just looks like that when you've got his attention.

               ._.
            .-'   `-.
          .'         `.
         /             \
        /      .".      \
       (_____.'   `._____)
         / ___     ___ \
        |  (O)\   /(O)  |
        |     (___)     |
       /     _______     \
      /                   \
     /  /|             |\  \
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      \  |             |  /
       \ | .      :    | /
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         |      ..     |
         | .          .|
         |_____________|
         |    .        |
         |       .    .|
       ,-'             `-.
      /:.:            ..:.\
     J.:: :.        ; :..:.F
      \:.::.:.:..  ...:.::/
       `.:.: :. .....:::,'
         `-.;'``;.;..,-'

Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> ASCII art 18 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message
news:383464b3@206.103.97.91...
>
> Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message
news:383...@gtcom.net...
> > Mrs. Penis.....
> >
> >
> >              _
> >           ,-'O`-.
> >         ,'       `.
> >        /    ,'.    \ )))/    Hi,I am Mrs. Penis,i seem to be lost.
> >       (____/. .\____)/ /      Can anybody help me find my family?
> >       SSS|  (_)  |SS/ /
> >       SSS|   o   |SS /
> >       ,'_\\__"__//SS/
> >      / /S(  )'(  SS
> >     / / S|       SS
> >    ; ;   |_______S
> >    | |   |   .   |
> >   (((()  |       |
> >        ,-'        `-.
> >       /:.:        .:.\
> >      J.:: :.     :..:.F
> >       \:.::.:.:..:.::/
> >        `.:.: :..:::,'
> >          `-.;'`.,-'
> >
> >
> > Can anyone help Mrs. Penis find her clan?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --
>
>
> At least she's found Big Joe. He's not mad, by the way.
> He just looks like that when you've got his attention.
>
>                ._.
>             .-'   `-.
>           .'         `.
>          /             \
>         /      .".      \
>        (_____.'   `._____)
>          / ___     ___ \
>         |  (O)\   /(O)  |
>         |     (___)     |
>        /     _______     \
>       /                   \
>      /  /|             |\  \
>      \  \|   .       . |/  /
>       \  |             |  /
>        \ | .      :    | /
>         \|    '        |/
>          |.          . |
>          |             |
>          |      ..     |
>          | .          .|
>          |_____________|
>          |    .        |
>          |       .    .|
>        ,-'             `-.
>       /:.:            ..:.\
>      J.:: :.        ; :..:.F
>       \:.::.:.:..  ...:.::/
>        `.:.: :. .....:::,'
>          `-.;'``;.;..,-'
>

cock....a-doodle-do or is that a-diddle-do? ;)

Prudence



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