Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Feb 1997.
1-800 Dial Up Internet Access
alt.ascii-art
· 11 messages · 18 Feb 1997 - 24 Mar 1997
http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106
New USA wide internet provider with 1-800 dial up number
Great for travelers, vacations, or maybe you live in a
remote area and are tired of dailing long distance.
19.95 flat rate..unlimited usage. New service, new system, no wait
times. 5mb space on system, email, 24 tech support, Go
to http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106 and check
it out!!!! You will not be disapointed..
thanks for taking the time to read this!
This is a message to check functionality of a system.
http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106
New USA wide internet provider with 1-800 dial up number
Great for travelers, vacations, or maybe you live in a
remote area and are tired of dailing long distance.
19.95 flat rate..unlimited usage. New service, new system, no wait
times. 5mb space on system, email, 24 tech support, Go
to http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106 and check
it out!!!! You will not be disapointed..
thanks for taking the time to read this!
On Wed, 19 Feb 1997, TexasKid wrote:
> http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106
Sorry to say this, but the web site is not registered with
InterNIC (in other words, it doesn't exist).
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I'M READING IN ALT.AUTOS.SPORT.NHRA What has it to this here? http://home.sol.no/skyliner/ TexasKid wrote: > > http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106 > New USA wide internet provider with 1-800 dial up number > Great for travelers, vacations, or maybe you live in a > remote area and are tired of dailing long distance. > 19.95 flat rate..unlimited usage. New service, new system, no wait > times. 5mb space on system, email, 24 tech support, Go > to http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106 and check > it out!!!! You will not be disapointed.. > thanks for taking the time to read this! -- ��ࡱ�
Inge Lindland wrote: > > Sorry for my bad english, but I must tell You all what I think about the > usenet now. It is horrible to see how usenet/news now are becomming full > of shit only! In every newsgroup there is AT LEAST 95% 'get rich', $$$', > adverts for things that not belong in the group it's written in, and so > on. This will destroy the whole meaning with it! Why destroy it? And as > soon as a person has sent a message to a newsgroup, he/she receives > hundreds of mails with crap and chain e-mail crap. This is not good! > > The homepage of 'Worlds oldest child?' <snipped homepage adress> This is not a complaint on all the spam on the web! This is spam itself! Look at this "#%"%#"/"/"#/ crosspost: alt.art,alt.art.theft,alt.art.video,alt.artcom,alt.artcrime,alt.artifici al,alt.arts,alt.ascii-art,alt.astrology,alt.atari,alt.atheism,alt.alanta ,alt.ato,alt.att,alt.authorware,alt.autos,alt.autos.antique,alt.autos.bm w,alt.autos.camaro,alt.autos.camero.firebird,alt.autos.classic-trucks,al t.autos.corvette,alt.autos.dodge.truck,alt.autos.ferrari,alt.autos.ford, alt.autos.grand-national,alt.autos.isuzu,alt.autos.karting,alt.autos.mac ho-trucks,alt.autos.nissan,alt.autos.porsche,alt.autos.rod-n-custom,alt. autos.sport,nhra,alt.autos.sport.nhra,alt.auots.sport.rally,alt.auto.stu debaker,alt.auto.toyota,alt.aviation.fun,alt.aviation.safety,alt.bacchus ,alt.backrubs,alt.bad,alt.bad.clams,alt.badgers,alt.badgers.rose,alt.bai naries.games.encrypted,alt.baldspot,alt.banjo,alt.barefoot,alt.barney,al t.barney.dinosaur,alt.barney.dinosaur.die,alt.barnie.die.die.die,alt.bar ter,alt.basement,alt.basement.graveyard,alt.bass,alt.bastard.strayhorn,a lt.basement.graveyard The whole point was of course to advertise for your homepage, which I am NOT going to visit. You stupid punk, didn't you think it was easy to see what this REALLY was? A bloody 'come see my homepage' crosspost in disguise... Don't post again until you've learned some netiquette. DON'T EVER CROSSPOST! Erik -- +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | .:' G_______.R_____. I_______.M___. ____. | | __ :'__ ) ____/ ) \ ) / ) \/ / | | .'`__`-'__``. / /_ / / O < / / / / | | :__________.-' /______( /__/\___( /_____( /___\/___( | | :_________: <::::Jugg and Grim's Homepage Network::::> | | :_________`-; | |jgs`.__.-.__.' Mail: ekv...@online.no | | Homepage: http://home.sol.no/kseide/ | | Wigwam Software, Inc: http://home.sol.no/kseide/wigwam2.html | |The Macintosh Page:http://home.sol.no/The_Macintosh_Page.html | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | "If I had a dime for every original idea Bill Gates had... | | why I'd have nothing!" -Christopher Meinck | +______________________________________________________________+
Sorry for my bad english, but I must tell You all what I think about the usenet now. It is horrible to see how usenet/news now are becomming full of shit only! In every newsgroup there is AT LEAST 95% 'get rich', $$$', adverts for things that not belong in the group it's written in, and so on. This will destroy the whole meaning with it! Why destroy it? And as soon as a person has sent a message to a newsgroup, he/she receives hundreds of mails with crap and chain e-mail crap. This is not good! The homepage of 'Worlds oldest child?' http://home.sol.no/skyliner/ TexasKid wrote: > > http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106 > New USA wide internet provider with 1-800 dial up number > Great for travelers, vacations, or maybe you live in a > remote area and are tired of dailing long distance. > 19.95 flat rate..unlimited usage. New service, new system, no wait > times. 5mb space on system, email, 24 tech support, Go > to http://www.usaservice.net/clients/106 and check > it out!!!! You will not be disapointed.. > thanks for taking the time to read this! -- The homepage of 'Worlds oldest child?' http://home.sol.no/skyliner/
In article <5g6kh4$gm9$1@moon>, Homer <dar...@why.net> writes >MAKE MONEY - LEGAL - EASY - MAILING LIST BUSINESS - $5 US TO START! > > TO WIN 50,000$!!! <BIG SNIP> How do these things still exist? Has anyone told people that these are not wanted? Do these people below really want to be involved? > >1.Cedric De Lagarde > 49 rue de Paradis > 75010 PARIS > France > >2.Ch.H De Rocquigny > 24 bis rue de l'abbe gregoire > 75006 PARIS > FRANCE > >3.ChongJW > 260, Main Road, > Taman Ipoh Jaya, > 31350, Ipoh, Perak, > Malaysia. > >4.Mitja Kozole > ul. Jelencevih 56, > 2341 Limbus, > Slovenija. > >5. HOMER > PO Box 831685 > Richardson, TX 75083-1685 > USA <Bigger snips> OK, So I'm guilty of replying to this spam. Someone has to do it. Someday, someone will get the message that $$$ etc. is NOT WANTED, NOR INVITED. If you want to reply, send it to bla...@danesholme.demon.co.uk I seem to remember that the best thing that ever happened to Spam was that it got fried. Fat and Pink. That's a GREAT description of SPAM.
MAKE MONEY - LEGAL - EASY - MAILING LIST BUSINESS - $5 US TO START!
TO WIN 50,000$!!!
THIS IS THE FASTEST WAY KNOWN TO MAKE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello ! Would you like to make thousands of dollars, quickly,
legally, with no catch? Please take a few minutes to read this article,
it will change your life, just like it did mine. Its true! you can make
up to or over $50,000 in just 4-6 weeks, maybe sooner!, AND THIS IS NOT
A SCAM! if you're interested, please keep reading.
Here we go, a little while back, I was browsing these
newsgroups, just
like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said
you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial
investment of $5.00! So I thought "yeah must be a scam", but I was
curious, like most of us, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you
send $1 to each of the five names and addresses stated in the article.
You then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at
#5, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. ( there are
thousands)
No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to
a few
people first, I tried it. I figured what have I got to lose except for
five stamps and five dollars, right.
Well guess what, within seven days, I started getting requests
to be
put on my mailing list. With each request was $1. Start up money for a
legitimate business. I couldn't believe all the money I began to get in
the mail. I was shocked! I still figured it would end soon, and didn't
give it another thought. But the requests just kept coming in. In my
first week , I made 20 to 30 dollars. By the end of the second week I
had made over 1,000 dollars!!! In the third week I had over 10,000
dollars and its still growing.
This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over
$42,000
dollars and its still coming in. Its certainly worth $5 , I spent more
than that on the lottery.
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it
works...
also, make sure you print a copy of this article now, the process is
very simple and consists of three easy steps:
STEP 1 : Get 5 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each
piece of paper
" PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get five $1 dollar bills and
place one inside each of the five pieces of paper so the bill will not
be seen through the envelope to prevent thievery. Next, place one paper
in each of the five envelopes and seal them. You should now have five
sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase
and a $1 bill. What you are doing is creating a mailing list service,
this is perfectly legal.
Now mail the five envelopes to the following addresses:
1.Cedric De Lagarde
49 rue de Paradis
75010 PARIS
France
2.Ch.H De Rocquigny
24 bis rue de l'abbe gregoire
75006 PARIS
FRANCE
3.ChongJW
260, Main Road,
Taman Ipoh Jaya,
31350, Ipoh, Perak,
Malaysia.
4.Mitja Kozole
ul. Jelencevih 56,
2341 Limbus,
Slovenija.
5. HOMER
PO Box 831685
Richardson, TX 75083-1685
USA
Step 2 : Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
other four names up. (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3, etc...) and add your
name as number 5 on the list.
Step 3 : Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
close to the original as possible. Now post your amended article to at
least 250 newsgroups(200 minimum) there are approximately 25,000
newsgroups. The more you post, the more money you make! Don't know how
to post in the newsgroups? Well do exactly the following:
FOR NETSCAPE USERS,
1) Click on any Newsgroup, like normal. Then click on 'To
News', which
is in the
top left corner fof the newsgroups page. This will bring up a
message box.
2) Fill in the subject with a flashy tittle, like the one I
used.
3) Now, go to the message part of the box and re type this
letter
exactly as it
is here, with the exception of your few changes. (remember to
add
your name to
#5 and move the rest up.
4) When your done typing the whole letter, click on 'file' above
the
send button
then, 'save as ...' DO NOT SEND YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU SAVE
IT.(So you don't
have to type this 250 times.
5) Now that you have saved your letter, go ahead and send your
first
copy!(click
the send button in the top left corner)
6) THIS IS WHERE YOU POST ALL 250! OK, go to any newsgroup
article and click the 'To News' button again. Type in your
Flashy subject in the subject box,then go to the body part of
the message and place your cursor here. Now click on
attachment which is right below the subject box. Click on attach file
then
find your letter wherever you saved it. Click once on your
file and then click
'open' then click 'ok'. If you did this right, you should
see your file name
in the attachment box and it will be shaded green. Now Post
Away!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU'RE USING INTERNET EXPLORER:
It's just as easy, Holding down the left Mouse Button, Highlight
this
entire article, then press the 'ctrl' and 'C' Key at the
same time to copy this article
. Then print the article for your records to have the names of
those you will be
sending $1 to.
MAKE YOUR ADDRESS CHANGES TO THE FIVE NAMES**
Now re- highlight the article and re-copy it so you have the
changes...then all
you have to do for each newsgroup is 'CTRL' and 'V' and press
'post' Its that
easy !!!!Thats It!!!! all you have to do is jump to different
news groups and
post away, after you get the hang of it, it takes about 30
seconds for each
newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, the more
responses you
you will get asking to be put on your mailing list. The more
responses you get
the more money you make!!!!!
THATS IT! THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO START RECIEVING MONEY FROM AROUND
THE WORLD.
** JUST MAKE SURE THE ADDRESSES ARE OK**
NOW THE WHY PART :
Out of 250 postings, say I receive only five replies( a very low
example) So I make 5 dollars with my name at #5 on the letter. Now, each
of the five persons who just sent me $1 make the minimum 250 postings,
each with my name at #4 and only 5 persons respond to each of the
original 5, that is another $25 for me, now those 25 each make 250
postings
with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will bring in an
additional $125!
Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the minimum 250 with my name
at #2 and only
receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625! OK, NOW here is
THE FUN part,
Each of those 625 post a minimum 250 letters with my name at #1 and
they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125!!! with an
original investment of only $5!
Amazing and as I said 5 responses is actually very low! the average is
probably 20 to 30
so lets just put those responses at 15 per person. Here is what you will
make:
at # 5 $15
at # 4 $225
at # 3 $3375
at # 2 $50625
at # 1 $759375
Make Money legal easy and fast.
When your name is no longer on the list , you just take the latest
posting that is appearing in the news groups, and send out another $5.00
to the names on the list, putting your name at #5 again. And start
posting again. The thing to remember is, do you realize that thousands
of people all over the world are joining the internet each day and
reading newsgroup articles, just like you are right now!!! So can you
afford $5 and see if it really works? I think so.........
Remember honesty is the best policy make sure you send the money to the
people on the list otherwise you will not make much in return.
Thanks again and good luck!
MAKE MONEY - LEGAL - EASY - MAILING LIST BUSINESS - $5 US TO START!
TO WIN 50,000$!!!
THIS IS THE FASTEST WAY KNOWN TO MAKE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello ! Would you like to make thousands of dollars, quickly,
legally, with no catch? Please take a few minutes to read this article,
it will change your life, just like it did mine. Its true! you can make
up to or over $50,000 in just 4-6 weeks, maybe sooner!, AND THIS IS NOT
A SCAM! if you're interested, please keep reading.
Here we go, a little while back, I was browsing these
newsgroups, just
like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said
you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial
investment of $5.00! So I thought "yeah must be a scam", but I was
curious, like most of us, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you
send $1 to each of the five names and addresses stated in the article.
You then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at
#5, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. ( there are
thousands)
No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to
a few
people first, I tried it. I figured what have I got to lose except for
five stamps and five dollars, right.
Well guess what, within seven days, I started getting requests
to be
put on my mailing list. With each request was $1. Start up money for a
legitimate business. I couldn't believe all the money I began to get in
the mail. I was shocked! I still figured it would end soon, and didn't
give it another thought. But the requests just kept coming in. In my
first week , I made 20 to 30 dollars. By the end of the second week I
had made over 1,000 dollars!!! In the third week I had over 10,000
dollars and its still growing.
This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over
$42,000
dollars and its still coming in. Its certainly worth $5 , I spent more
than that on the lottery.
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it
works...
also, make sure you print a copy of this article now, the process is
very simple and consists of three easy steps:
STEP 1 : Get 5 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each
piece of paper
" PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get five $1 dollar bills and
place one inside each of the five pieces of paper so the bill will not
be seen through the envelope to prevent thievery. Next, place one paper
in each of the five envelopes and seal them. You should now have five
sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase
and a $1 bill. What you are doing is creating a mailing list service,
this is perfectly legal.
Now mail the five envelopes to the following addresses:
1. Annie Wu
770 46th Street
Brooklyn, NY 11220
2. R Fraser
163 Rosette St
Waterbury, CT 06708
3. Bob Laven
2301 Foxcroft Lane
Arlington, TX 76014-3612
4. D. Aracena
675 Stanton Ave
Baldwin, NY 11510
5. Nightwing
PO Box 831685
Richardson, TX 75083-1685
Step 2 : Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
other four names up. (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3, etc...) and add your
name as number 5 on the list.
Step 3 : Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
close to the original as possible. Now post your amended article to at
least 250 newsgroups(200 minimum) there are approximately 25,000
newsgroups. The more you post, the more money you make! Don't know how
to post in the newsgroups? Well do exactly the following:
FOR NETSCAPE USERS,
1) Click on any Newsgroup, like normal. Then click on 'To
News', which
is in the
top left corner fof the newsgroups page. This will bring up a
message box.
2) Fill in the subject with a flashy tittle, like the one I
used.
3) Now, go to the message part of the box and re type this
letter
exactly as it
is here, with the exception of your few changes. (remember to
add
your name to
#5 and move the rest up.
4) When your done typing the whole letter, click on 'file' above
the
send button
then, 'save as ...' DO NOT SEND YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU SAVE
IT.(So you don't
have to type this 250 times.
5) Now that you have saved your letter, go ahead and send your
first
copy!(click
the send button in the top left corner)
6) THIS IS WHERE YOU POST ALL 250! OK, go to any newsgroup
article and click the 'To News' button again. Type in your
Flashy subject in the subject box,then go to the body part of
the message and place your cursor here. Now click on
attachment which is right below the subject box. Click on attach file
then
find your letter wherever you saved it. Click once on your
file and then click
'open' then click 'ok'. If you did this right, you should
see your file name
in the attachment box and it will be shaded green. Now Post
Away!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU'RE USING INTERNET EXPLORER:
It's just as easy, Holding down the left Mouse Button, Highlight
this
entire article, then press the 'ctrl' and 'C' Key at the
same time to copy this article
. Then print the article for your records to have the names of
those you will be
sending $1 to.
MAKE YOUR ADDRESS CHANGES TO THE FIVE NAMES**
Now re- highlight the article and re-copy it so you have the
changes...then all
you have to do for each newsgroup is 'CTRL' and 'V' and press
'post' Its that
easy !!!!Thats It!!!! all you have to do is jump to different
news groups and
post away, after you get the hang of it, it takes about 30
seconds for each
newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, the more
responses you
you will get asking to be put on your mailing list. The more
responses you get
the more money you make!!!!!
THATS IT! THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO START RECIEVING MONEY FROM AROUND
THE WORLD.
** JUST MAKE SURE THE ADDRESSES ARE OK**
NOW THE WHY PART :
Out of 250 postings, say I receive only five replies( a very low
example) So I make 5 dollars with my name at #5 on the letter. Now, each
of the five persons who just sent me $1 make the minimum 250 postings,
each with my name at #4 and only 5 persons respond to each of the
original 5, that is another $25 for me, now those 25 each make 250
postings
with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will bring in an
additional $125!
Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the minimum 250 with my name
at #2 and only
receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625! OK, NOW here is
THE FUN part,
Each of those 625 post a minimum 250 letters with my name at #1 and
they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125!!! with an
original investment of only $5!
Amazing and as I said 5 responses is actually very low! the average is
probably 20 to 30
so lets just put those responses at 15 per person. Here is what you will
make:
at # 5 $15
at # 4 $225
at # 3 $3375
at # 2 $50625
at # 1 $759375
Make Money legal easy and fast.
When your name is no longer on the list , you just take the latest
posting that is appearing in the news groups, and send out another $5.00
to the names on the list, putting your name at #5 again. And start
posting again. The thing to remember is, do you realize that thousands
of people all over the world are joining the internet each day and
reading newsgroup articles, just like you are right now!!! So can you
afford $5 and see if it really works? I think so.........
Remember honesty is the best policy make sure you send the money to the
people on the list otherwise you will not make much in return.
Thanks again and good luck!
.. n Sun, 23 Feb 1997 09:44:17 +0100, "Erik K. Veland" <ekv...@online.no> wrote: >Inge Lindland wrote: >> >> Sorry for my bad english, but I must tell You all what I think about the >> usenet now. It is horrible to see how usenet/news now are becomming full >> of shit only! In every newsgroup there is AT LEAST 95% 'get rich', $$$', >> adverts for things that not belong in the group it's written in, and so >> on. This will destroy the whole meaning with it! Why destroy it? And as >> soon as a person has sent a message to a newsgroup, he/she receives >> hundreds of mails with crap and chain e-mail crap. This is not good! >> >The whole point was of course to advertise for your homepage, >which I am NOT going to visit. You stupid punk, didn't you think >it was easy to see what this REALLY was? A bloody 'come see my >homepage' crosspost in disguise... > >Don't post again until you've learned some netiquette. >DON'T EVER CROSSPOST! > >Erik >-- But still it is a problem: A lot of shit is coming in my computer because of this Make money-letters and other crossposted things. What can one do to minimize it? . . . . . . . . . . . Carlos ###################################################### kar...@bigfoot.com Tomorrow never comes. o o Ma�ana nunca viene. o o ______________________________________ o o I used to say that politics was the second oldest profession. O I have come to know that it bears a gross similarity to the first. - Ronald Reagan _______________________________________________________ Bombon+brandy+43+canela=asiatico @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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