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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Sep 1996.
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old vm/cms art

old vm/cms art

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 10 Sep 1996
Tom Finn <tom...@ime.net> ASCII art 10 Sep 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report
This is old stuff from the days of RELAY, not IRC
it was a VM/CMS exec that was used often in XYZZY

&TRACE
* query for name  tom finn finn@vm418 (trintex)
* exec namefind   tom finn agteach@vtvm1
* Modified extensively by Sunil Bhargava ($H1546@GWUVM)
* Modified for CMS3 by na (XC61001@PORTLAND)
* Modified by ur friendly neighborhood WOMEN (@UICVM)
* MODIFIED BY ROGER BARKLEY OZA44(@TTUVM1)
&Z = &BLANK
IDENTIFY (STACK
&READ VARS &WHO * &WHERE * &HOW * * *
&IF &N NE 0 &SKIP 2
&TYPE Please enter userid or nickname of recipient OR ? FOR HELP
&READ ARGS
&IF &1 = ?  &GOTO -HELP
*
**************    CHECK THE NAME GIVEN    *********************
*
* If the name is in the form of  USERID at NODE..
*
    &IF .&2 NE .AT &SKIP 2
      &IF .&3 = . &CALL -EXERROR No nodeid given for &1
      &CALL -OK &1 &3
*
* If the name is given as USERID@NODE, or USERID or NICKNAME..
*
    &TST = &LOCATION OF @ &1
    &IF &TST EQ 0 &GOTO -CHECKNAME
    &TST = &TST + 1
    &NODE = &SUBSTR OF &1 &TST *
    &IF .&NODE EQ . &CALL -EXERROR No nodeid given..
    &TST = &TST - 2
    &ID = &SUBSTR OF &1 1 &TST
    &IF .&ID = . &CALL EXERROR No userid given..
    &CALL -OK &ID &NODE
*
* Checkname checks the userid names file for the name and if not
* found, checks for the local existance of the user
*
-CHECKNAME
    EXEC NAMEFIND :NICK &1 :USERID :NODE ( LIFO
      &IF &RC = 0 &GOTO -GOODNAME
    EXEC NAMEFIND :NICK :USERID &1 :NODE ( LIFO
      &IF &RC = 0 &GOTO -GOODID
*
* Else, if NAME  not found, search locally..
*
    EXECIO 1 CP ( LIFO STRING Q  &1
      &IF &RC NE 0 &CALL -EXERROR &1 not home, try later
    &CALL -OK &1 &WHERE
*
*
-GOODNAME
    &READ VARS &NODE
    &READ VARS &ID
    &CALL -OK &ID &NODE
*
*
-GOODID
    &READ VARS &NODE
    &CALL -OK &1 &NODE
*
********************    DETERMINE PICTURE TO SEND   ******************
*
-OK
    DESBUF
*
* Assign the USERID and NODE variables
*
    &A = &2
    &B = &1
*
* Determine picture selection
*
SCLR
-CHECKWHICH
    &TYPE      &Z &Z &Z Make your selection of pictures ( L  for the
list.)
    &READ VARS &WHICH
    &IF &WHICH = L &GOTO -LIST
    &IF .&WHICH NE . &IF &WHICH > 0 &IF &WHICH < 35 &GOTO -&WHICH
      &IF &WHICH = 0 &EXIT 200
      &TYPE &Z &Z &Z Try again... silly
      &GOTO -OK
-1
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&GOTO -SENDER
-16
&BEGSTACK -ENDMAR
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-17
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-20
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&GOTO -SENDER
-25
&BEGSTACK -ENDSICK
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&GOTO -SENDER
-26
&BEGSTACK -ENDUNI
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-28
&BEGSTACK -ENDGREET
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&GOTO -SENDER
-29
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-30
&BEGSTACK -ENDHELADO
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-31
&BEGSTACK -ENDREST
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> RELAX
> . Don't do it ... When ya wanna come!
-ENDREST
&GOTO -SENDER
-32
&BEGSTACK -ENDSKI
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-ENDSMERK
&GOTO -SENDER
-34
VMFCLEAR
&BEGSTACK -ENDIRISH
>                  ***          ***
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-ENDIRISH
-SENDER
&IF .&A = .&WHERE &IF .&B = .&WHO &COMMAND VMFCLEAR
SENTRIES
&NUMBER = &RC
   &LOOP 2 &NUMBER
   &READ STRING &LINE
   CP SM &HOW M &A &B &LINE
&CALL -EXIT &RC
-HELP
DESBUF
&BEGTYPE 2
    To IMPRESS a person pass his/her userid as a parameter to this
EXEC.
    The syntax is exactly the same as for the TELL command.  Enjoy
it!!
&EXIT 100
-EXERROR
DESBUF
&TYPE  &Z &Z &Z &1 &2 &3 &4 &5 &6 &7 &8 &9 &10 &11 &12 &13 &14 &15 &16
&17
&TYPE &Z &Z &Z &18 &19 &20 &21 &22 &23 &24 &25 &26 &27 &28 &29 &30 &31
&TYPE &Z &Z &Z &32 &33 &34
&EXIT 66
-LIST
&BEGTYPE -EOT
  WHICH PICTURE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEND? (ENTER NUMBER)
          *** 0 -ABORT, SEND NO MSG ***
    1 (MOONBEAM THE WONDER DOG)             18 (COKE)
    2 (MARTIAN SMILY)                       19 (DARTH)
    3 (SURF'S UP)                           20 (GUMBY)
    4 (HEART)                               21 (HELLO)
    5 (PLAYBOY BUNNY)                       22 (KISS)
    6 (FINGER)                              23 (BEER)
    7 (BYE)                                 24 (SLEEP)
    8 (BIGBRO)                              25 (HEART)
    9 (LIKE)                                26 (UNIVERSE)
    10 (PALM TREE)                          27 (VALMAP)
    11 (SMILE)                              28 (HI)
    13 (LOVE)                               29 (HOUSE)
    12 (FACE SAYING OH)                     30 (ICE CREAM)
    14 (GHOST BUSTERS)                      31 (RELAX)
    15 (VARIABLE MESSAGE)                   32 (SKIER)
    16 (WEIRD FACE)                         33 (ENTERPRISE)
    17 (BUNNY2)                             34 (LUCK O THE IRISH)

-EOT
CONWAIT
&GOTO -CHECKWHICH
-EXIT

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