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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Jan 2000.
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Excuse me

Excuse me

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 23 Jan 2000 - 27 Jan 2000
MJP <mik...@best.com> ASCII art 23 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
On Sun, 23 Jan 2000 17:08:29 +0100, Galarza & Heredero
<pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote:

>Well, excuse me, i'm not very good at newsgoups
>
>
>Hi all
>I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
>well, what about the socket metod?
>
>
>       ________
>     _(        )_
>   _(            )       .-----------------.
>  (       _.--. )          How to get this  |
> (_       )(..) )          perfect volume?  |
>  (       ) _>/  )    <--------------------'
>  (      /)'-(`'^
>   `'^`'/`    `'\        (in 4 simple steps)
>        |/__Y__\|
>        |\_ I _/|
>        | )   ( |
>        |/     \|
>        Ignv    l
>
SNIP of very interesting post
>By
>
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> >> (  , /- | /`'.. | //- | //|   <<
>     `'//_ /|/  / / |//__ |//_|_gnv
>      /   / /   ``         /  | `
>     / `'`gen...@canal21.com
>    (
>     `'->
>
Very good work, hope to see more from you.
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Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> ASCII art 23 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Well, excuse me, i'm not very good at newsgoups


Hi all
I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
well, what about the socket metod?


       ________
     _(        )_
   _(            )       .-----------------.
  (       _.--. )          How to get this  |
 (_       )(..) )          perfect volume?  |
  (       ) _>/  )    <--------------------'
  (      /)'-(`'^
   `'^`'/`    `'\        (in 4 simple steps)
        |/__Y__\|
        |\_ I _/|
        | )   ( |
        |/     \|
        Ignv    l



      1)  Look for a socket
         _______
       /_________\      .----------.
      |  _______  |    (   -glub-   )
      | |  oo   | |   _/'----------'
      | | _..-  | |
      | |_______| |
      |___________|__________________
     /   '.._..'                     \
    /                                 \
   /___________________________________\
  '-------------------------------------'
    ||      ___ ___    |       o       |
    ||     /   '   \   |_______________|
    ||    |         |  |       o       |
    ||    |         |  |_______________|
    ||     \_______/   |       o       |
    ||     |_  |  _|   |               |
    ||    /   I I   \  |_______________|
    ||    |  /   \  |  ||-------------||
    ()    | /     \ |  ()             ()
         ( )       ( )
         / (       ) \
        .ooO       gnv.





      2)  Locate your index and middle fingers
                _
         -->  _|_|_
        -->  |_| |_|
             |_|_|_|,
             |_|_|_||
            /|      |
           | '�'. '-|
            \       /
             `\ _  /
              |`   |gnv




      3)  Stick your fingers in the socket.
               _______
             /_________\
            |  _______  |
       _____|_|_ oo   | |
     _(         )..-  | |
    (            )____| |
   (             _)_____|__________________
  (_      _.--.  ) ..'                     \
   (      ?(OO)  `)                         \
  (_      \  >/  _)__________________________\
    (     )'-(`'^-----------------------------'
     `'^/'    `-._/ /        |       o       |
        | /__\_\___/         |_______________|
        | \ _/_/             |       o       |
        / |   /   -BZZZZZZ!- |_______________|
       //`    `\             |       o       |
      /| ____ __\            |               |
    _((\/    \  \            |_______________|
 .-/ `'-`\    \  \           ||-------------||
 `'''`-.  `.   \  \          ()gnv          ()
        `-._  _/__/
            ``






      4)  Punch yourself so you can see something in the mirror
         _____________________
        ((   _(        )_    )) _______
        ||  (            )   ||(       )_
        || (`    _.--.    )_(            )_
        ||(      ?(#.)    (                )
        ||(_     \  >/     (               )
        || (     )'-( _._.(_               _)
        ||  '-'/'    `,   (_             _)
        ||     | /__\_\     (            )
        ||     | \ _/_/      |-'.-''-''-'
        ||     | |   /|      || ,_____|
        ||     |/    \|      || |     /
        ||     |      |      || |    (|
        ((_gnv_______________)| |     \
                              | |      |
                              | |______/



           _                             _
          ( `'->  WONDERFUL RESULTS  <-'` )

                            _
          before    `'-..-'` `'-->     after
                                    ________
                                  _(        )_
            .--.                _(            )
           /  --\              (       _.--. )
           |?(..)             (_       )(#.) )
           )  _>/              (       ) _>/  )
          / )'-(|              (      /)'-(`'^
         //'    `'\             `'^`'/'    `'\
        ( |/__Y__\|                  |/__Y__\|
         \|\_ I _/|                  |\_ I _/|
          | )   ( |                  | )   ( |
          |/     \|                  |/     \|
          Ignv    l                  Ignv    l



OK
Please if you want to reply me, do it in the newsgoup or send me an
e-mail to gen...@canal21.com

By

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 >> (  , /- | /`'.. | //- | //|   <<
     `'//_ /|/  / / |//__ |//_|_gnv
      /   / /   ``         /  | `
     / `'`gen...@canal21.com
    (
     `'->

On Sun, 23 Jan 2000 17:08:29 +0100, Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net>
provoked the following text:

>Well, excuse me, i'm not very good at newsgoups
>
>Hi all
>I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
>well, what about the socket metod?
>       ________
>     _(        )_
>   _(            )       .-----------------.
>  (       _.--. )          How to get this  |
> (_       )(..) )          perfect volume?  |
>  (       ) _>/  )    <--------------------'
>  (      /)'-(`'^
>   `'^`'/`    `'\        (in 4 simple steps)
>        |/__Y__\|
>        |\_ I _/|
>        | )   ( |
>        |/     \|
>        Ignv    l
>           _                             _
>          ( `'->  WONDERFUL RESULTS  <-'` )
>
>                            _
>          before    `'-..-'` `'-->     after
>                                    ________
>                                  _(        )_
>            .--.                _(            )
>           /  --\              (       _.--. )
>           |?(..)             (_       )(#.) )
>           )  _>/              (       ) _>/  )
>          / )'-(|              (      /)'-(`'^
>         //'    `'\             `'^`'/'    `'\
>        ( |/__Y__\|                  |/__Y__\|
>         \|\_ I _/|                  |\_ I _/|
>          | )   ( |                  | )   ( |
>          |/     \|                  |/     \|
>          Ignv    l                  Ignv    l

It's great! I can't think of any more to say than "great!"
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Plagiarism saves time.

Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> 24 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> wrote in message news:388...@euskalnet.net...

> > [Don't post HTML!]

> Well, excuse me, i'm not very good at newsgoups

> [snip]

>                                     ________
>                                   _(        )_
>             .--.                _(            )
>            /  --\              (       _.--. )
>            |?(..)             (_       )(#.) )
>            )  _>/              (       ) _>/  )
>           / )'-(|              (      /)'-(`'^
>          file://'    `'\             `'^`'/'    `'\
           ^^^^^
Of course, viewing the HTML post I didn't have this kind of problem.
(No, don't worry, that's not your fault but my newsreader's.)

And, before I forget:  COOL ART!


--
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 / _ / _(  )                You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."
( (_( (_))(__
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Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> ASCII art 24 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Thanks for all, and excuse me krogg



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                       _( (-)  )_
                   O  /\ )    (  /\
                     /  \(    ) |  \
                 o  o    \)  ( /    \
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              |       | O         )  `  |
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   _.--'`   \                        /       `-.
  /          \                      /           `-._
  `'---..__   `.                  .�_.._   __       \
           ``'''`.              .'gnv   `'^  `''---'^
                  `-..______..-'


My new magician. enjoy it



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|_____|_____|_\__/|_____|_____|
 __|___gEnOvEvA_gAlArzA____|__
|____genoveva@canal21.com_____|
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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 24 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Galarza & Heredero wrote:
> 
> Thanks for all, and excuse me krogg

You learned your lesson on not posting in html
very quickly.you are excused. 

> 
>               o
>                    O       /`-.__
>                           /  \�'^|
>              o           T    l  *
>                         _|-..-|_
>                  O    (^ '----' `)
>                        `\-....-/^
>              O       o  ) "/ " (
>                        _( (-)  )_
>                    O  /\ )    (  /\
>                      /  \(    ) |  \
>                  o  o    \)  ( /    \
>                    /     |(  )|      \
>                   /    o \ \( /       \
>             __.--'   O    \_ /   .._   \
>            //|)\      ,   (_)   /(((\^)'\
>               |       | O         )  `  |
>               |      / o___      /      /
>              /  _.-''^^__O_^^''-._     /
>            .'  /  -''^^    ^^''-  \--'^
>          .'   .`.  `'''----'''^  .`. \
>        .'    /   `'--..____..--'^   \ \
>       /  _.-/                        \ \
>   .::'_/^   |                        |  `.
>          .-'|                        |    `-.
>    _.--'`   \                        /       `-.
>   /          \                      /           `-._
>   `'---..__   `.                  .�_.._   __       \
>            ``'''`.              .'gnv   `'^  `''---'^
>                   `-..______..-'
> 
> My new magician. enjoy it

Very nice......Look forward to seeing more of your stuff.



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Bill Taylor <mat...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> ASCII art 26 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> writes:
|> >                    O       /`-.__
|> >                           /  \�'^|
|> >              o           T    l  *
|> >                         _|-..-|_
|> >                  O    (^ '----' `)
|> >                        `\-....-/^
|> >              O       o  ) "/ " (
|> >                        _( (-)  )_
|> >                    O  /\ )    (  /\
|> >                      /  \(    ) |  \
|> >                  o  o    \)  ( /    \
|> >                    /     |(  )|      \
|> >                   /    o \ \( /       \
|> >             __.--'   O    \_ /   .._   \
|> >            //|)\      ,   (_)   /(((\^)'\
|> >               |       | O         )  `  |
|> >               |      / o___      /      /
|> >              /  _.-''^^__O_^^''-._     /
|> >            .'  /  -''^^    ^^''-  \--'^
|> >          .'   .`.  `'''----'''^  .`. \
|> >        .'    /   `'--..____..--'^   \ \
|> >       /  _.-/                        \ \
|> >   .::'_/^   |                        |  `.
|> >          .-'|                        |    `-.
|> >    _.--'`   \                        /       `-.
|> >   /          \                      /           `-._
|> >   `'---..__   `.                  .�_.._   __       \
|> >            ``'''`.              .'gnv   `'^  `''---'^
|> >                   `-..______..-'
|> > 
|> > My new magician. enjoy it
|> 
|> Very nice......

Agreed!   Absolutely wizard, in fact.


Have a math glyph for your trouble...

                           ,
                          /|
                         / |
                        /  |
                 ______| ._|____
                |      | |      |
                |    __| !___   |
                |   /  |/   /   |
                |__/   '   /____|
                  /_______/|
                       |   !
                       |  /
               wfct    | /
                       |/
                       '


Oh...  and here's a tart leaning on a bar...


                         __
                        / /\
                       / /\ :
                      / / | |
                     / / /_^_\
                    / /
                   / /
                  / /
      wfct       / /_-"~~"-._
                /.~    __    `.
               //   .######.   \
              /|   ##########   |
             / |  :##########:  |
            / /|   ##########   |
           / /  \   .#######.  /
          / /    `.    ~~    .'
         / /       `-..__..-'
        / /
       / /
  __ __ /
  \ v //
   \ |/
    ""
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
             Bill Taylor        W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                  ___       _______
             I really       y = 3/ 2   +   /     2       math!
                                v x       v 1 - x     
======================================================================

On 26 Jan 2000 07:28:20 GMT, mat...@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Bill Taylor)
provoked the following text:

>Oh...  and here's a tart leaning on a bar...
>
>
>                         __
>                        / /\
>                       / /\ :
>                      / / | |
>                     / / /_^_\
>                    / /
>                   / /
>                  / /
>      wfct       / /_-"~~"-._
>                /.~    __    `.
>               //   .######.   \
>              /|   ##########   |
>             / |  :##########:  |
>            / /|   ##########   |
>           / /  \   .#######.  /
>          / /    `.    ~~    .'
>         / /       `-..__..-'
>        / /
>       / /
>  __ __ /
>  \ v //
>   \ |/
>    ""

Looks more like a crowbar and a trafficsign to me :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Years of development: We finally got one to work.

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