Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Mar 1999.
Walking the Dog... clean version
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 11 Mar 1999
Okay.... here's the already suggested, non-pornographic version.
Sorry to those offended by the original..... come to think of it,
THIS is the original. The other occured to me, after a moment or
two of making this one. Oh well. Here it is.....
\\\\
( oo
\-/
// \
\\_| ___
________ //\\ __ \___(/ oo ____
// // ( __ ___O
(_)(_) // \\ U
(;; (;;
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
(((
OVO~)
\-/
(((( /|\\
__ oo \\ __ )) _ |_// ______
o_ \\\__// //\\
////\\\\ // \\
// \\ (_) (_)
(() (()
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hey, Geekly. What
you up to?"
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\o/ /) __ \-/
// \// ___ oo\\ )) /|\\
__ \\_/\/__ \____(/ oo _ o_ \\\__//__ |_//__
||| ( ___ ___O ////\\\\ |||
||| || || || || |||
(_)_) (;; (;; (() (() (_(_)
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
"Same as you, Tommy.
Out walking the dog."
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\-/ \o/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\
||| ||| || || U || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
"That mutt of yours
certainly isn't much
to look at, is it?"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo (~OVO
\-/ \o/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o _ oo /)____/ ___
||| ||| ////\\\\ O__ ____ _)
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;)
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
"OH YEAH?" "YEAH!"
/ /
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\
||| ||| || || U || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
"Well, MY dog is TEN
TIMES the dog you have!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \-/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o _ oo /)____/ ___
||| ||| ////\\\\ O__ ____ _)
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Oh, I'm sooo sure! MY
DOG knows hundreds of
tricks, is a purebred,
and has won dozens of
trophies at dog shows!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
"My dog has chased away more
burglars than the police!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \-/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o oo /)_____/ ___
||| ||| ////\\\\ O___ ____ )
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;)
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
"HAH! Your dog couldn't
even catch distemper!
MY DOG'S a REAL hero!
SHE'S rescued more
babies from the street
than they have at a
DAYCARE!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\-/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o
j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o
"Well, MY DOG can lick any
dog on the block!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \-/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o\_____(/ oo ___
||| ||| ////\\\\ ( _____ ___O
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) (;; (;;
) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (
"Yeah, I can see
THAT'S true enough!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo (~OVO
\-/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ (( //oo
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo \\__/// _o ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O////\\\\
||| ||| || || U || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
finis finis finis finis finis finis finis finis
finis finis finis finis finis finis finis finis
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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