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On The Prairie

On The Prairie

alt.ascii-art · 17 messages · 10 Jan 2000 - 24 Apr 2000
In article <387a51ea.0@206.103.97.91>, "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net>
wrote:
> 
> llizard <lli...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com> wrote in message news:387...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com...

> > > I is always complainin' bout folks postin' an ree-postin'
> > > the same old stuff allatime, which I try not to do too much.
> >  [ JRO  1998/12/24 ]

[snip of the rest of the too obvious bait]

> It is very flattering of you to remember everything I say.

[snip of the rest of the too obvious bait]

> > Try harder please.

[more snipping]

> So, I've decided to try to help you out. First, I think you need
> a lizard picture, as you don't seem to have thought to produce
> one, yourself. Well, here's a quickie for you:

[snip of Barney-like lizard]
           .'  `.    .'  `.
>       jro |/\/\|    |/\/\|
> 
> Won't it be nice to have a picture to go with your name? Well,
> now you do.

Nice try. Too big. But I'm glad to see something new from you at last.

   ______________
  |\ ___________ /|
  | |  /|,| |   | |
  | | |,x,| |   | |
  | | |,x,' |   | |
  | | |,x   |   | |
  | | |/    |   | |
  | |    /] |   | |
  | |   [/ ()\  | |
  | |       | \,^%---
  | |       | <\/ \ Thanks anyway.
  | |       |<  | |
  | |      ,'<  | |
  | |   ,' ^^|\ | |
  |_|,'_____/__\|_| ejm


I'll just stay with my incomprehensible pile of sticks. It doesn't
really matter to me that you and your cohorts are incapable of
understanding them.



NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
       ___                        cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
     _/   |    ,^%---                         llizard aka ejm
    |_____|  __<_ \  Remember? No. Dejanews....
      --- ==   >/
    [_____]  __>,^             ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions
  ejm|   |  //| |         http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/

JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> ASCII art 10 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
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.     \/         \   /         .    /              jro\ .
      /           \ /              /(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(\
      \___________//   .           \___________________/
   .                       \|/ .             .            .

                  "One of these bastards has
                  put marijuana in this pipe."

--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
      mail.fullnet.net


Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

In article <85cer4$t3s$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, JRO <twe...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>         \_\////_(_                       ////(_)\
>         //////   _\       .             _)_\\\\\\\
>         \///(.  _\                     /_   .)\\\\\
>  .       (:) | _\              __     __/___o/\\\\\\_ .
>       ___(:) ' \___ .__/\\\___/_/    /         \\\\\\\
>      /   (:)       \   \' /         /(*)(*)(*)(*\\\\\\\

> .     \/         \   /         .    /              jro\ .

> 
>                   "One of these bastards has
>                   put marijuana in this pipe."
.
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      _/   |   \_,^%---
     |_____|     <\ \ What!?  ...again!!!!?????
       ---  ==   >/
     [_____]   __>,^
ejm   |   |   //| |

One would think that this fellow would have learned that trick by now
after saying this very thing in this very newsgroup how many times?? In
my perusal of DejaNews for just how many times, I stopped counting when
I came across this little phrase:

> I is always complainin' bout folks postin' an ree-postin'
> the same old stuff allatime, which I try not to do too much.
 [ JRO  1998/12/24 ]

Try harder please.


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NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
       ___                        cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
     _/   |    ,^%---                         llizard aka ejm
    |_____|  __<_ \  bubblegum is more fun than it used to be
      --- ==   >/
    [_____]  __>,^             ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions
  ejm|   |  //| |         http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 10 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
llizard <lli...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com> wrote in message news:387...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com...
>         ___
>       _/   |   \_,^%---
>      |_____|     <\ \ What!?  ...again!!!!?????
>        ---  ==   >/
>      [_____]   __>,^
n
> I came across this little phrase:
>
> > I is always complainin' bout folks postin' an ree-postin'
> > the same old stuff allatime, which I try not to do too much.
>  [ JRO  1998/12/24 ]


Yes, Elizabeth, I do not repost stuff very often. I try to encourage
you folks to make new stuff, too. But, I do repost cartoons, every
now and then.

It is very flattering of you to remember everything I say. I'm sure
you're quite obsessed with me, but I am married, you know...


> Try harder please.
>
>
> obascii (new)
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>              ^^|\
>       ________/_/_____________________
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>   ejm_________/\/>,^_\_________________________



 Oh, a new picture! I'm glad you're still trying to work on some
text-art... What is it? The last frame looks a lot like a pile of
sticks. I've seen you use that stickpile, before. I've had others
ask me, "John, what is that jumble that the Lizard woman puts on
her posts?"

No one seems to know...

So, I've decided to try to help you out. First, I think you need
a lizard picture, as you don't seem to have thought to produce
one, yourself. Well, here's a quickie for you:


               _.--._       /| __...--""
             .'()..()`. _. / /
            ( `-.__.-' )  ( (  cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
 ___...---"" \        /    \ \      llizard aka ejm
              \      /      ) )
            .' -.__.- `.-.-'_.' ASCII-art and ASCII-animations
          .'  /-____-\  `.-'  http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/
          \  /-.____.-\  /-.
           \ \`-.__.-'/ /\|\|
          .'  `.    .'  `.
      jro |/\/\|    |/\/\|

Won't it be nice to have a picture to go with your name? Well,
now you do.

JRO

llizard <lli...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com> wrote in message news:387...@TAKEOUTTHEGARBAGEyahoo.com...
>
> Nice try. Too big. But I'm glad to see something new from you at last.
>
>    ______________
>   |\ ___________ /|
>   | |  /|,| |   | |
>   | | |,x,| |   | |
>   | | |,x,' |   | |
>   | | |,x   |   | |
>   | | |/    |   | |
>   | |    /] |   | |
>   | |   [/ ()\  | |
>   | |       | \,^%---
>   | |       | <\/ \ Thanks anyway.
>   | |       |<  | |
>   | |      ,'<  | |
>   | |   ,' ^^|\ | |
>   |_|,'_____/__\|_| ejm
>
>
> I'll just stay with my incomprehensible pile of sticks. It doesn't
> really matter to me that you and your cohorts are incapable of
> understanding them.


You are just plain obtuse.


JRO


>
> NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you
> are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
> its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
> --
>        ___                        cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
>      _/   |    ,^%---                         llizard aka ejm
>     |_____|  __<_ \  Remember? No. Dejanews....
>       --- ==   >/
>     [_____]  __>,^             ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions
>   ejm|   |  file://| |         http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.comQQ> ASCII art 20 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <MPG...@news.freesurf.fr>
> flame wars,

wow, I take a bit of a break from the
newsgroup and find some of the 'regulars'
flaming each other??  Shall I take on my
mediator/mom role?  c'mon now, kids... let's
stop the bickering and get along together...

This newsgroup is like a family.  All families
have their spats and differences, but our
common interests keep us together.

I'm still reading through the posts and don't
quite have a handle on the issues that are
causing the rifts -- so perhaps I'll get flamed
for posting without knowing all the details.
If that happens, so be it.

Perhaps we need a little magic round-about
from our late beloved Colin Douthwaite...
(instead of his classic 'flame')

.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.

                                      

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               /  ;    / ., ,. \   ;                 |
              / ;     ;  (o o)  ;   ;               @')       Mr RUSTY
              ;   ;   ;      _) ;   ;                         ~~~~~~~~
              ;       `,/;;;`:;;\  ;                      He looks after the
               ;, ,, , (.;;.,;,,;)'___ ___ ____ ___ _      Magic Roundabout
                 "``'/`   " " '\                   / |     itself and plays
                    /   _       |___ ____ ____  /  = |      the barrel organ.
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                     |____/\ ____)
                    (_______)

      

               FLORENCE.  A little girl who is a bit innocent at times.
               ~~~~~~~~

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        '          U    '                 ~~~~~~
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             /---\                           important and knows a lot.
           / ~~~~~~\
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            ERMINTRUDE.  A rather well-spoken cow.
            ~~~~~~~~~~    Eats a lot and is not very bright.
            <'^-,_
             `~^` `" \                                " Hello Dougal, dear boy.
                      )                                   Who brought you all
                     /                            _._      the sugar lumps,
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                            (  \                  \/\)
                             \/\)

      

               BRIAN
               ~~~~~                               (`)           (`)
        A snail and Dougal's                        ||           //
        best friend, although                    ___||______   //
        they often argue.                      /`___||______`\//
      He is always very cheerful.         _ _ /_%_%_%_%_%_%_%_|__
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                        {{ /^^^^^\ {=
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            / \     {{i| \__/,\___./ |_}}          An American rabbit who
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                __/~~~~~( ~~__/~~~~~( ~~~
               (_________) (_________)

      

        MR. MACHENRY.  He whizzes about on a tricycle and looks after all
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~  the plants in the Magic Garden and there are some
                      pretty strange ones.
     ()   ()
       \ //   ()                 ____/~~~~~\
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                             ~~~                     `~~~`
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        )\                       <)o<)              ()^()
     (\/__\                       /_\              (_><_/

      

              ZEBEDEE.He looks after all the magic and springs up
              ~~~~~~~     from nowhere.
                                 He has a magic moustache.
                               ,,.
                            ,;";^;";,
                            `:,"`,`;`
                         , '`__`` __`' ,
                       /   (.__e.e__.)   \
                  .   (        ...        )   .     "  TIME  FOR  BED  !!! "
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Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

JRO wrote:
> <snip>
>                   "One of these bastards has
>                   put marijuana in this pipe."

http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=570719561

http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=425448563


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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 18 Apr 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Doug Wilson wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > JRO wrote:
> > > <snip>
> > >                   "One of these bastards has
> > >                   put marijuana in this pipe."
> >
> > http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=570719561
> >
> > http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=425448563
> 
> Johnathon, Perhaps adding the header from Deja that makes it so it
> dosen't archive your posts would shut her up.

As the links above indicate, I'm not the only one who's a little tired
of his reposts. Here's another one, from a different forum:

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

VK [email] [home] 15 Apr. 16:06, from: 130.240.2.143

Entering...


Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:34, from: 195.188.90.200

    |||||
   | o o |
   |  >  |
   | \_/ |  Entering...
    \___/


VK [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:35, from: 130.240.2.143

Martin >> hi!  :)


Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:36, from: 195.188.90.200

VK >> Hi! :)


VK [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:36, from: 130.240.2.143

Martin >> Slow night in the chat...


Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:38, from: 195.188.90.200

VK >> Yes, it looks it.
      Anything interesting happening in the newsgroup of late? :)


VK [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:39, from: 130.240.2.143

Martin >> Not much. JRO is re-posting all his cartoons again for the
n'th time, closely followed by his fanclub. I criticised that and got
flamed... *yawn*


Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:41, from: 195.188.90.200

VK >> My newsfeed is basically dead these days... if I can persuade
     it to download messages at all half of them are missing.
      Still, if JRO is at it again that could be a good thing.


VK [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:41, from: 130.240.2.143

Martin >> :D


Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:43, from: 195.188.90.200

VK >> So, is it the same old 'The Martians' cartoons once more?


VK [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:45, from: 130.240.2.143

Martin >> Yes, and the dog that fucks pigs, and Marge who is grumpy
four weeks a month, and ...


Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:46, from: 195.188.90.200

VK >> Oh, I must have missed the pig-fucking dog the last fifteen times.
     and on, and on....

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After that the discussion moved on to more inspiring topics, such as:

  Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:58, from: 195.188.90.200

  VK >> This might be a silly question, but why has this entry text box
       suddenly got the ability to scroll when I type to far rather than
       wrapping to the next line?


and:

  Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 01:12, from: 195.188.90.200

  c.i.w.a.stylesheets is far to busy for irregular downloading.


> Veronika, you must surely have a pathetic a life to actually go and look
> up the numbers for a simple repost.

"look up the numbers"? I searched for the word "marijuana" in alt.ascii-art
and then that post by llizard was the first that I happened to open. That
first post directed me to the second post by specifying its author and date.
My original idea was to do another count, but I think that post was better
than counting occurrences of the same thing again.


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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> JRO wrote:
> > <snip>
> >                   "One of these bastards has
> >                   put marijuana in this pipe."
> 
> http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=570719561
> 
> http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=425448563

Johnathon, Perhaps adding the header from Deja that makes it so it
dosen't archive your posts would shut her up. 

Veronika, you must surely have a pathetic a life to actually go and look
up the numbers for a simple repost.
-- 
I love cats...They taste just like chicken.

Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> As the links above indicate, I'm not the only one who's a little tired
> of his reposts. Here's another one, from a different forum:
> 
> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
> 
> VK [email] [home] 15 Apr. 16:06, from: 130.240.2.143
> 
> Entering...
> 
> 
> Martin Atkins [email] [home] 16 Apr. 00:34, from: 195.188.90.200
> 
>     |||||
>    | o o |
>    |  >  |
>    | \_/ |  Entering...
>     \___/

And now you are posting private chats with others in a public forum?
Ever heard of netiquette Veronika? Bad swiss miss!!!

-- 
I love cats...They taste just like chicken.

Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> ASCII art 19 Apr 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
On Wed, 19 Apr 2000 03:07:25 +0800 dou...@mac.com (Doug Wilson)
wrote:
>Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> JRO wrote:
>> > <snip>
>> >                   "One of these bastards has
>> >                   put marijuana in this pipe."
>> 
>> http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=570719561
>> 
>> http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=425448563
>
>Johnathon, Perhaps adding the header from Deja that makes it so it
>dosen't archive your posts would shut her up. 
>
>Veronika, you must surely have a pathetic a life to actually go and look
>up the numbers for a simple repost.

I find it strange that she doesn't have the time to simple move the tip
of her finger down a few millimetres as it rests on the "next" key, but
has the time to consistently bug us with uninteresting deja urls.
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Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> ASCII art 19 Apr 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Bateau wrote:
[...]
> I find it strange that she doesn't have the time to simple move the tip
> of her finger down a few millimetres as it rests on the "next" key, but
> has the time to consistently bug us with uninteresting deja urls.

Wasn't it you complaining about whining? Why don't you just
stop it?

Andreas

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On Tue, 18 Apr 2000 18:09:11 +0200, Veronica Karlsson
<asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=570719561
>http://www.deja.com/=dnc/getdoc.xp?AN=425448563

Please *STOP* posting these. They only lower the signal/noise ratio in
the group.

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Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> ASCII art 20 Apr 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
On Wed, 19 Apr 2000 17:48:05 +0200 Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de>
wrote:
>Bateau wrote:
>[...]
>> I find it strange that she doesn't have the time to simple move the tip
>> of her finger down a few millimetres as it rests on the "next" key, but
>> has the time to consistently bug us with uninteresting deja urls.
>
>Wasn't it you complaining about whining? Why don't you just
>stop it?

No, I complained about whining about silly things. Her bothersome manner
goes beyond a few reposts.
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Doug Wilson wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > As the links above indicate, I'm not the only one who's a little tired
> > of his reposts.
> 
> And now you are posting private chats with others in a public forum?

Nope. I am posting things said in one public forum into another public
forum. Sure, my chat is "private" in the sense that I own it, it's on my
homepage and I get to set the rules for it, but not in the sense that
things said there stay between me and one other person (hint: at least
three people were in the chat at the time, at least three other people
saw that sequence of posts before it went out of the buffer and anybody
could have entered the chat at any moment during this conversation). Why
didn't you complain when I sent those "best of" posts? They were the
same type of material. Are you going to complain about my "Chat Goodies"
gallery next:

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/chat/


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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Why
> didn't you complain when I sent those "best of" posts? They were the
> same type of material.

Becuase they were are and were on topic :)

O O
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