REQ: jesus-ascii

hi

i need your help.

for a welcome msg of a linux shell called "jeebus" i need a small ascii that shows ... uhm ... well ... JESUS. ;)
pls try to help me out

regards __1452

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bah, i really dont remember what jesus looked like, im an atheist and havent
been to church in like 6 years.

hehe

great :)

"jikuu" <jik...@home.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:A2hT6.206237$K5....@news1.rdc1.nj.home.com...
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> bah, i really dont remember what jesus looked like, im an atheist and havent
> been to church in like 6 years.
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I tried to make a acsii drawing however I could not find a real picture of
Jesus,  only drawings from peoples imagination,   I called the University of
Washington and spoke to theologist,   apparently there are no real paintings
of jesus,  all those pictures in churches are nothing more than a soothing
mis conception.  rather than spread the hoax,  I decided not to draw a
ascii.

Dnia Wed, 6 Jun 2001 00:53:26 +0200, "__1452" <lo...@asciipr0n.com>
wystukal(a):

>hi
>i need your help.
>for a welcome msg of a linux shell called "jeebus" i need a small ascii that shows ... uhm ... well ... JESUS. ;)
>pls try to help me out
>regards __1452

 Jesus carrying the cross to Golgotha
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\/  \   \_      _________/
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nobody

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new mesiah: Do you expect me to reply?
Bateau: No Mr new mesiah, I expect you to die!
>I tried to make a acsii drawing however I could not find a real picture of
>Jesus,  only drawings from peoples imagination,   I called the University of
>Washington and spoke to theologist,   apparently there are no real paintings
>of jesus,  all those pictures in churches are nothing more than a soothing
>mis conception.  rather than spread the hoax,  I decided not to draw a
>ascii.

Actually the only "official" picture of Jeebus is one crappy one a nun
drew centuries ago. But nuns have been known to find eating the dead
flesh of lepers sexually stimulating, so who knows.
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On Wed, Jun 06, 2001 at 12:38:34AM -0800, new mesiah wrote:
> I tried to make a acsii drawing however I could not find a real picture of
> Jesus,  only drawings from peoples imagination,   I called the University of
..

There's even a photograph ;)

<http://directory.google.com/Top/Society/Religion_and_Spirituality/Spiritual_Personalities/Jesus_Christ/The_Shroud_of_Turin/>

ty all for the help :)

"Bill Taylor" <mat...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:9fpcme$2u9$1...@cantuc.canterbury.ac.nz...
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i knew a guy that had some old photos of jesus... i didnt really
believe him though... ill ask if i can borrow and scan them for ya.

On Fri, 8 Jun 2001 18:46:41 +0200, "Albert REINER"
<Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]> wrote:

>On Wed, Jun 06, 2001 at 12:38:34AM -0800, new mesiah wrote:
>> I tried to make a acsii drawing however I could not find a real picture of
>> Jesus,  only drawings from peoples imagination,   I called the University of
>..
>
>There's even a photograph ;)
>
><http://directory.google.com/Top/Society/Religion_and_Spirituality/Spiritual_Personalities/Jesus_Christ/The_Shroud_of_Turin/>

giznad <giz...@d.com> wrote:

> i knew a guy that had some old photos of jesus... i didnt really
> believe him though... 

they'd better be *really* old... afterall, photography was invented a
lousy 1800 years after jesus dead.

sshhh.. the world gets weirder every day


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