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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 15 Sep 1997.
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!!!READ THIS!!!

!!!READ THIS!!!

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 15 Sep 1997



I SWEAR TO YOU THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!



PRINT IT OUT!  PRINT IT OUT!  PRINT IT OUT!



Like most of us, I was a little skeptical at first and a little worried

about the legal aspect of this venture.  So I checked it out (honestly)

with the good ole U.S. Post Office.  You know the ones that deliver our

goodies and ever so often get fired and come back to assassinate their

co-workers?  Yeah, that's them.  I called them at 1-800-725-2161 and

they told me that this is all way cool to do.  So here you go:



This is the best way to get cash in the mail.  If you follow these

instructions carefully, you will be able to receive loads of cash in 

two months time.   Try $50,000 on for size!  The best part is that all

you need is $6.00 Take a chance!  At any rate, I followed these easy

steps thinking, "Yeah, right, this such a joke.  But since it's only

six bucks, I can afford it."  The first week, I actually GOT money in

the mail.  I couldn't believe it.  Then I thought, "Okay, I got thirty

bucks, I probably won't get anymore after this."  BUT THEN THE SECOND

WEEK, I scored about $1,000.  No joke.  I'm ridin' on easy street,

sittin' back in my lounge chair, drinking strawberry daiquiris, let me

tell ya!  AND it's still coming in.  This week I have just over $10,000.



All you do is send $1.00 U.S currency to each of the 6 names down below.

You then place your own name and address at number 5 on the list and 

post this article to at least 200 newsgroups.  This might sound like a 

lot, but believe me it takes about a half an hour or so.



Allow me to explain the HOW and the WHY in three easy steps:



STEP 1.

Get six separate pieces of paper and write your address on each piece

along with "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST".  Now get six, $1.00

bills and place ONE in each piece of paper so that the bill is not

visible.  We wouldn't want those same disgruntled post office employees

to take your dough.  Next, place the pieces of paper with the bills

inside five envelopes.  You are creating a service by doing this, WHICH

IS PERFECTLY LEGAL.



Mail the six envelopes to the following addresses:


#1 Chamberlain ave
   Paterson N.J. 07502 USA	

#2 JO
   P.O. box 39071
   Minneapolis MN 55439-0071 USA

#3 Bowering
   7890 Topper Dr.
   Mission BC V2V-6Z2 Canada	
 
#4 Burnlee
   73502 Sun Lane
   Palm Desert CA 92260 USA

#5 LA BODEGA P.O. Box 526125 
   Miami FL 33152-6125 USA

#6 Custer
   54 Alma St.
   Dundas ON L9H 2E2 Canada

STEP 2.

Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move everyone UP

one (#2 becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, etc.), and add your name as #6 on the

list.



STEP 3.

Change anything about this article that you need to or would like to,

BUT TRY TO KEEP THE CORE OF THE ARTICLE AS CLOSE TO THE ORIGINAL AS

POSSIBLE!!!  Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups.

All you need is 200, but remember the more you post the more money you

make!



NOW HERE'S HOW TO POST:



(FOR NETSCAPE USERS)

1.  Click on any newsgroup like normal.  Then click on "To News" in the

upper left-hand corner of the page.



2.  Fill in the subject line with a great, eye-catching title.



3.  Now go to the message window and re-create this letter exactly as it

is here, with the exception of the changes that you made.  (Remember to

add your name to #6)



4.  When you're done typing in the ENTIRE letter, click on 'file' above

the SEND button.  Then, 'SAVE AS...'  DO NOT SEND YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU

HAVE SAVED IT, OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE TYPING THIS EPIC AT LEAST 200 TIMES!



5.  Now that you have saved the letter, go ahead and send your first

copy.  Press the 'SEND' button in the upper left-hand corner.



6.  Okay, go to any newsgroup and click 'TO NEWS' again.  Type your

flashy title in the 'SUBJECT' box, go to the message window and place

your cursor there.  Now click on 'ATTACHMENT', which is below the

'SUBJECT' box.  Click on 'ATTACH FILE' and find your letter wherever you

saved it.  Click on your file, then 'OPEN', then 'OK'.  If you did this

right you should see your filename in the 'ATTACHMENT' box and it will

be shaded.  Post Away!!!



REMEMBER: AT LEAST 200 NEWSGROUPS!  SHOW ME DA MONEY!!!!!



This is the WHY part that I spoke of so long ago:



This entire principle is based on an upside down tree with thousands of

branches.  Everyone below you will see to it that the tree continues to

grow because they want their money, too.  Those below them will

continue...and yadda, yadda, yadda.  You get the picture, right? 

Everyone just wants to get paid!!!



Out of 200 postings, say I received only 5 replies (which will never

happen because it's such a low and improbable number).  So then I made

$5 with my name at #6.  Now, with each of the five persons who just sent

me a dollar post to a minimum of 200 newsgroups, each with my name at #5

and only five persons respond to each of the original five, that is

another $25.  And now those 25 post to a minimum of 200 newgroups with

my name at #4 and only five replies each, I will bring in another #125.

Now those 125 persons post to a minimum 200 newsgroups each with my name

at #3 - I make an additional $626.  Okay, now here's the ultra-fab part:

Those 626 people post to a minimum of 200 newsgroups with my name at #2

receiving five replies, and I make $3,125.  Cool, huh?



But, like I said 5 responses is WAY low.  The average response is 20 to

30.  Let's do it with 15 replies:



at #6 $15.00

at #5 $225.00

at #4 $3375.00

at #3 $50,625.00

at #2 $759,375.00

 The next number is somewhere in the MILLIONS!


When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest

posting in the newsgroups and send out another $6 to the names on the

list, putting your name at #6.  Thousands and Thousands of people all

over the world are on the Net.  This will go on and on.



I know that there will be people who will be dishonest.  But the odds

are that your chances of making money FAR out-weigh LOSING YOUR FIVE

BUCKS.  It's worth the effort.



PLAY FAIRLY AND HONESTLY.  Trust me when I tell you that if you play

dirty you won't get nearly as much money.



Make sure to keep you a list of everyone that sends you money.  ALWAYS

keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure that everyone is playing

fairly.  You might also want to rent a PO box to accommodate all the

mail.



Let's share the wealth, okay?  It's tons of fun!!!



DON'T FORGET TO DECLARE THAT EXTRA INCOME.  wouldn't want to be arrested

for tax evasion!!!  Best of luck to you all.

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