Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Apr 2004.
LLPG 37 - Back(hand) Stabber
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 6 Apr 2004
Gah. Internet failures are t3h 3v1l. Belated comic for Monday!
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( So, you're saying this ring )
\ here is attracting those /
\ cloaked creeps, yeah? /
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( In short, yes. )'
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((( ^( )|( )- '/
(((_o/ \'/ \o_/'
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( Wow. Who'd'a thought this tiny \
\ thing could be of that much \
\ interest to someone. We better )
\ see about some additional /
\ muscle to help us out with /
\ any trouble. /
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( Excuse me, lords, but did I hear you )
\ utters such words as "muscle" and /
\ "help", and moreover "search"? /
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/ Yeah, you did. Why, do \
( you happen to know any good )
\ hirelings around here? /
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/ Hirelings? \
( Let me think... )
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( Hmmmm... )
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/ Terribly sorry, \
/ good sirs. I can't \
\ think of any that /
\ would be worth /
\ their money. /
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