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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Sep 2004.
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ASCII Art Fart for Mon, 2004 Sep 27

ASCII Art Fart for Mon, 2004 Sep 27

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 29 Sep 2004
In article <cv56d.1931$gm.1560@okepread07>, Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com>
writes
> #1922 IT'S LIKE A SIMILE BUT NOT QUITE
>
>
>      (( )                                            
>     ( ()    IF YOU RUB YOUR BALLS AND THEN SMELL THEM
>      ())     IT'S ALMOST LIKE SMELLING YOUR BALLS    
>    \_ ~_/                                            
>   _(_)(_)_                                           
>==|.------.|===                                       
>  ||     o||                                          
>  |`------'|cjr                                       
>
>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>
>
>

... ack! ... groan ...

Q.  why does a dog lick his own balls ?
A.  because he can

Q.  why does tQn finger his own butt ?
A.  because nobody else will

obascii>>
tran fingering his own butt:
                  _             _-._
                /`'~-.      _,-'    \
               / .    \_   /   _.--. \
              /  :      `'Y   '       `~-n.
             /   |._ _,    `.          __| \
             ( _.>_O)_/      \   __.-'~     |
             .'  /)~~         \  '  ____/~-./
            (   /. \           )   /       /
             `-'  `.L_         /  "_       |
                      `'\     /_  / |      |
                      \._) _ /  `'  |      |
                       `~''~'      _|      | <-- Tran Q
                                  (_       |
                                    `-._   /
                                        `-'
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  |_|_,  \___]  ]_\_,

(this breaks my rules of not ever re-posting)
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