Humorous Ascii Art.

Dustin Fehr <hel...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>A collection of ascii art from various citadel bulletin board systems in
>Salt Lake City.  circa '83 - '89.

>begin 666 Asciiart.txt
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>  .      <--- Ascii artist, top view from far away

   #      <--- Tic tac toe game from far overhead so that x/o cannot be
               distinguished.

   @#@    <--- Two broccoli playing a game of tic tac toe from far overhead
               so that x/o cannot be distinguished.
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  |  o |       Niners kicking a field goal over the giants on monday night
  |____|       football.
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  |  o |
  |____|      Broccoli having just kicked a field goal over the jolly green
    ||        giants on monday night football.
    ||

      @

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  |    |    o
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  |____|      Broccoli having just totally botched a field goal attempt
    ||
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       Two workmen digging a hole



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   Bear climbing a tree



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 Giraffe passing an open window



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               `~`
    Mexican riding a bicycle



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View of an aeroplane out of sight


Bye,

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>   Bear climbing a tree

Lol, I like this. Let's do some more. <Evil grin>

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