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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Jul 1998.
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REQ: ascii art of cock or dick

REQ: ascii art of cock or dick

alt.ascii-art · 14 messages · 11 Jul 1998 - 28 Jul 1998
Gina <web...@mephoto.com> 11 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
 Please.. thanks


I do not read this news group regularly!             
Please EMAIL all responses to web...@mephoto.com

web...@mephoto.com (Gina) wrote:

> Please.. thanks


>I do not read this news group regularly!             
>Please EMAIL all responses to web...@mephoto.com

Hahahaha...cute. Real cute.

-- Mike, Common Boy, Kain Caledor, ANSWER BOY...yeah, whoever --                    	
	"Under the skysigns they who have no arms
        Have cleanest hands, and, as the heartless ghost
        Alone's unhurt, so the blind man sees best."
			-Dylan Thomas _Was There A Time_

	"She gives a smile when the pain comes
	The pain gonna make everything alright."
			-The Black Crows 
			 _She Talks To Angels_

SIGMA <sig...@h2net.net> 15 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
Well, it IS for a porn site....

- sigma < @h2net.net>

Mike Faulk wrote in message <6oget9$dh...@examiner.concentric.net>...
>web...@mephoto.com (Gina) wrote:
>
>> Please.. thanks
>
>
>>I do not read this news group regularly!
>>Please EMAIL all responses to web...@mephoto.com
>
>Hahahaha...cute. Real cute.
>.........

"SIGMA" <sig...@h2net.net> wrote:

>Well, it IS for a porn site....

>- sigma < @h2net.net>

Yeah? I didn't check it. (umm...that would be wrong and immoral...yuck
...ick...ewww...<ahem>) Anyway, I just saw the webmaster@ part.
Thought it might be a clever little ploy to get some innocent ascii
artists in trouble. But anyway...so as not to be totally irrelevant...

OBArt:           ====D      ( (      

How about it? Eh? I even added a little extra nudity for the extra
titilation. Hehehe...

-- Mike, Common Boy, Kain Caledor, ANSWER BOY...yeah, whoever --                    	
	"Under the skysigns they who have no arms
        Have cleanest hands, and, as the heartless ghost
        Alone's unhurt, so the blind man sees best."
			-Dylan Thomas _Was There A Time_

	"She gives a smile when the pain comes
	The pain gonna make everything alright."
			-The Black Crows 
			 _She Talks To Angels_

Cyd <cy...@rci.rutgers.edu> ASCII art 16 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
I'm not going to comment on the perverted versions of the smiley...

>Buczo

>PS  I'm still not satisfied with my Great Owl... Could someone make some
>improvements? I think it's too... hmmm... angular/sharp-edged (only this
>word I found in my dictionary. BTW - sorry for my bad English :-P )
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________\_____/_____Buczo/cyd
         "  "

          ^"""^             
         <@> <@>             
           \o/ 
           v v   cyd    
          Hey, does anyone else see racoon potential in this one?          
               

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 16 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <6oj3g4$pb...@examiner.concentric.net>

Oh I just couldn't help myself...

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         '.      '._ '-- '--'/
           `-._     `'----'`;
               `"""--.____,/
                      \\  \
                      // /`
                  ___// /__
        jgs     (`(`(---"-`)

-joan
--
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         | mail | |                     joan stark
         |________|___               spu...@juno.com
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llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 16 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
In article <199...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
spu...@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote:
> 
> >Message-id: <6oj3g4$pb...@examiner.concentric.net>
> 
> Oh I just couldn't help myself...
> 
>       .".".".
>     (`       `)               _.-=-.
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>     .-'`.o )  \           /  .-_.--'  `\
>    `;---) \    ;         /  / ;' _-_.-' `
>      `;"`  ;    \        ; .  .'   _-' \
>       (    )    |        |  / .-.-'    -`
>        '-.-'     \       | .' ` '.-'-\`
>         /_./\_.|\_\      ;  ' .'-'.-.
>         /         '-._    \` /  _;-,
>        |         .-=-.;-._ \  -'-,
>        \        /      `";`-`,-"`)
>         \       \     '-- `\.\
>          '.      '._ '-- '--'/
>            `-._     `'----'`;
>                `"""--.____,/
>                       \\  \
>                       // /`
>                   ___// /__
>         jgs     (`(`(---"-`)
> 
> -joan stark
> spu...@juno.com
> ASCII ART GALLERY:
> http://www.ascii-art.com
.
         ___ ha  !/\
       _/  ha ---%^^^,
      |_____|ha / \/ >
        ---  ==     >
      [_____]    __>,^
  ejm  |   |    //| |

and *I* couldn't resist:

private dick:

              ,;;;,
             ;;;;;;;
          .-'`\  '/_
        .'   \ ("`(_)
       / `-,.'\ \_/
       \  \/\  `--` 
        \  \ \
         / /| |
        /_/ |_|
  jgs  ( _\ ( _\  #:##        #:##        #:##         #:##  
                        #:##        #:##        #:##


NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you
see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
llizard aka ejm  cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca    ha             ,^
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/   ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^
ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions            ha  /   "    "

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 16 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
llizard wrote:
> (Spunk1111) wrote:
> >
> > Oh I just couldn't help myself...
> >[ 8< ]
> 
> and *I* couldn't resist:
> 
> private dick:
> 
>               ,;;;,
>              ;;;;;;;
>           .-'`\  '/_
>         .'   \ ("`(_)
>        / `-,.'\ \_/
>        \  \/\  `--`
>         \  \ \
>          / /| |
>         /_/ |_|
>   jgs  ( _\ ( _\  #:##        #:##        #:##         #:##
>                         #:##        #:##        #:##
> 

Hmmm... isn't "Dick" a nickname for "Richard"? Here's one of Richard
Nixon:



                           "  ooooooooo"  
                     o oo$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ooo  
                 oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o 
             o $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$ 
           $$$$$$$$$$$"$"$"""$"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo
        $$$$$o$$$$$$$ "    "  $"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$$$"$o
      o$o$$o"$$$$$"o" "  "   o """$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$o 
     "$o$$$"$$$$" "  o  o  o   " "$""o$"$$$$$$$$$ o """$$$ooo
   $"$$"o$$$$$$$ $ "           "  "o"o""o"o$$o$o"o     "$"$"oo"
   "$$$o"$$$$$$$o "   "  "  "    o  o  "  " "$ o    "   "$$$o$ 
   $$$$$o""$$$ooo " o  o  o  " o        o  o      "    o "o"$$o
   $"$$$$$$$ooo o o o             "  "        "  o  "    "$"$$o  
  $$$$o$$$$$$"$"    o  "  "  "   o  o  "  "   o    o  o  o"$$$o
   $$o$$$$$$$$ $o"  o  o  o  o "         o  "   o   o   o "$$$$  
  $$o"$$$$$$$$$$ o"   o           "  " o    o     o   "   "$$$$
   $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o"  o "o "  "   o  o    o    "    "  " ""$$$o   
  $"$$$$$$$$$$$$"$ o"  o  o   o "       o    "     o  o " $$$$
  $$$o$$$$$$$$$$$o"  "o  o   o     "  o    "   " o      " $$$$   
  $"$$$$$$$$$$$$ o" "   o  o o " " o o  " o "   o  " "o " $$$$
  $$" "$$$$$$$$$ o " "o oooooo$ $o"ooo " o o" " o "o oo"oo"$$$   
  ooooo"$$$$$$$$ o " o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$oo$ o$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o   
  oo"$$" $$$$$$o o " $"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o" " $$$$$$$$$$$$$$"o$  
  $$o$o " $$$$" o  "o"o$$$"$$$$$$$$$$$$ " " $$$$$$$$$o$"$"o"$     
  $oo o $o$"$$" o "  "o o o "o" "o$$"$"o o  """o$o$ o" o "  "    
   $$o ""$$ "o"o o" " o oo"o$o$$"$ o" o o   "o " "o$$o$o " "   
   $o"o ""o " " o  " o  o " " "  " o "   o  o "o "       " o o   
    ""o "  " o"   "o o"   "   "  o o " o         o "   "   o
        "   o " " o o " "  "o  o oo$ o o "  "  " $oo "    "   "  
       o  " o " " o "o " o  o  o$$$o       o  "  "$$ o " " "o
        o$oo o"  "o "o "o o" $"$$"o$$o$o"o   o "o$""$$o"o"o"o   
          "oo$ "o o" o"o"o"o$$$$ $ o"$$$$$$$$$$$ o""$$$$$o$ o     
           "" oo o "o"o"$o$$$"$o"o"o "o"$$$$$$$o"o"o$$$$$$$"o
             " o o"o $"$"o$$$$"$o$oo"o"o"o$$$$ $"$$$$$$$$$o$o   
             " o o"o""$"$ $"$$$$$o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o"o"o$o      
           " "  $ oo"$ $"$ "o"$$"$"$$$$o$o$o$$"$ $ $$"o"$o$
           "$   o"oo"o"o"o"o"o"$" $ o" " "$ " o $ $ $"o$o$      
           $$    ""o"$"o$"o$ $"o$ o"o"$ $ oo$oo$o"o"""$o$"        
      ooo"$o$$ o  " $$"$o$$o"$ $o"o"o$$$$$$$$$$o"o "$""$o   
$$$$o$$ $"$o$$o  o   $$$o"$o"$ $ "o"o"$"$$"$"$ $  o $"$o          
$$$"$"o"$"$o"$$$      """$$o$$o"o"o"" " " o"  o $ oo$$$o$oo"ooooo o
$$$"o"o"$"$o$$$$$  "     "$$$$$$o$o"o" $ o o"o"o"o$ $$o$o$$"$o"o$"o
$ $"o"$"$$$$$"$$$$o  "     "$$$$$$o$o$ $ $o"$o"$$   $$$o$o$$$"$o$"$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$             $$$$$$$$$$$$$      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$


[found on the web somewhere...]


HTH

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  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
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Buczo <buc...@leda.3lo.lublin.spamtrap.pl> ASCII art 16 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
    Mike Faulk napisa�(a):
>OBArt:           ====D


    funny!
:-) c==8        (no comments)
:-O c=====8     (no comments)
~~:-D  ~:       (a VERY young man)
':-{ ,8         (a VERY old man)
:,-(   8=       (poor guy, no comments... or "darling! i'm afraid i've a
terrible headache")
:,,,-( c=_=8    (poor guy, he played with a hammer)
:-O c==.        (a cyclop)
:,-{ ^^^8       (after buttoning (???) trousers up too fast)
:-\  =:         (an eunuch)
:-<   :         (an eunuch too, but more brutal)

    any other... hmmm... "ARTS"??? ;-DDDDDDDD

regards
Buczo

PS  I'm still not satisfied with my Great Owl... Could someone make some
improvements? I think it's too... hmmm... angular/sharp-edged (only this
word I found in my dictionary. BTW - sorry for my bad English :-P )
--                                       /\__/\
hoping ... Buczo                        / \  / \
                                        \'/  \'/
Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ | \
buc...@leda.3lo.lublin.spamtrap.pl       |     |  \
UIN 7404189                             |      \__\
_________________________________________\_  __  /_____
                                           ``  ``

Redhead <Re...@head.nut> 16 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
On 16 Jul 1998 14:35:48 GMT, spu...@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote:

>>Message-id: <6oj3g4$pb...@examiner.concentric.net>
>
>Oh I just couldn't help myself...

AND DON'T TELL ME - - - - THE ROOSTER'S NAME IS "RICHARD"
>
>      .".".".
>    (`       `)               _.-=-.
>     '._.--.-;             .-`  -'  '.
>    .-'`.o )  \           /  .-_.--'  `\
>   `;---) \    ;         /  / ;' _-_.-' `
>     `;"`  ;    \        ; .  .'   _-' \
>      (    )    |        |  / .-.-'    -`
>       '-.-'     \       | .' ` '.-'-\`
>        /_./\_.|\_\      ;  ' .'-'.-.
>        /         '-._    \` /  _;-,
>       |         .-=-.;-._ \  -'-,
>       \        /      `";`-`,-"`)
>        \       \     '-- `\.\
>         '.      '._ '-- '--'/
>           `-._     `'----'`;
>               `"""--.____,/
>                      \\  \
>                      // /`
>                  ___// /__
>        jgs     (`(`(---"-`)
>
>-joan

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 16 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
Buczo wrote:
> [ 8< ]
>
> PS  I'm still not satisfied with my Great Owl... Could someone make some
> improvements? I think it's too... hmmm... angular/sharp-edged (only this
> word I found in my dictionary. BTW - sorry for my bad English :-P )
> --                                       /\__/\
> hoping ... Buczo                        / \  / \
>                                         \'/  \'/
> Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ | \
> buc...@leda.3lo.lublin.spamtrap.pl       |     |  \
> UIN 7404189                             |      \__\
> _________________________________________\_  __  /_____
>                                            ``  ``

One nice and fluffy owl:


--                                      `\.__./'
hoping ... Buczo                        / \  / \
                                        \'/  \'/
Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ |`.
buc...@leda.3lo.lublin.spamtrap.pl       |     |  \
UIN 7404189                             |      `._`.
_________________________________________`.mm__ .'_____


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( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
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Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 17 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink
Buczo <buc...@leda.3lo.lublin.spamtrap.pl> wrote:

>PS  I'm still not satisfied with my Great Owl... Could someone make some
>improvements? I think it's too... hmmm... angular/sharp-edged (only this
>word I found in my dictionary. BTW - sorry for my bad English :-P )

>--                                       /\__/\
>hoping ... Buczo                        / \  / \
>                                        \'/  \'/
>Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ | \
>buc...@leda.3lo.lublin.spamtrap.pl       |     |  \
>UIN 7404189                             |      \__\
>_________________________________________\_  __  /_____
>                                           ``  ``


                                         /\__/\
                                        / \  / \
                                        \=/  \=/
Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ | \
                                        |     |  \
                                        |      \__\
_________________________________________\_  __  /_____
                                           ``  ``
                                  Definitely snoozing.




                                         /\__/\
                                        / \  / \
                                        \o/  \-/
Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ | \
                                        |     |  \
                                        |      \__\
_________________________________________\_  __  /_____
                                           ``  ``
                                         Half awake.




                                         /\__/\
                                        /o\  /o\
                                        \ /  \ /
Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ | \
                                        |     |  \
                                        |      \__\
_________________________________________\_  __  /_____
                                           ``  ``
                                   Halt!  Hoo goes there?




                                         /\__/\
                                        /=\  /=\
                                        \@/  \@/
Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ | \
                                        |     |  \
                                        |      \__\
_________________________________________\_  __  /_____
                                           ``  ``
                                    Pardon my hangover!



                                         /\__/\
                                        / \  / \
                                        \*/  \*/
Tomek Wojciak                         /    \/    \
                                    /  |        |  \
                                  /__/ \        / \__\
________________________________________ \  _  /_____
                                          ``  ``
                                 Sorry,  gotta fly now !


Bye,

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|PS  I'm still not satisfied with my Great Owl... Could someone make some
|improvements? I think it's too... hmmm... angular/sharp-edged (only this

How 'bout this?

- --                                       (\__|)
hoping ... Buczo                        / \  / \
                                        \'/  \'/
Tomek Wojciak                           /  \/ | \
buc...@leda.3lo.lublin.spamtrap.pl       | -_  (  \
UIN 7404189                             .      \__\
_________________________________________\_  __  /_____
                                           ``  ``


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spu...@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote:
>
>Oh I just couldn't help myself...
>
>      .".".".
>    (`       `)               _.-=-.
>     '._.--.-;             .-`  -'  '.
>    .-'`.o )  \           /  .-_.--'  `\
>   `;---) \    ;         /  / ;' _-_.-' `
>     `;"`  ;    \        ; .  .'   _-' \
>      (    )    |        |  / .-.-'    -`
>       '-.-'     \       | .' ` '.-'-\`
>        /_./\_.|\_\      ;  ' .'-'.-.
>        /         '-._    \` /  _;-,
>       |         .-=-.;-._ \  -'-,
>       \        /      `";`-`,-"`)
>        \       \     '-- `\.\
>         '.      '._ '-- '--'/
>           `-._     `'----'`;
>               `"""--.____,/
>                      \\  \
>                      // /`
>                  ___// /__
>        jgs     (`(`(---"-`)
>
>-joan


   Nice pecker... ;->

   CAS

 

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