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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Apr 1996.
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Read if you want.

Read if you want.

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 22 Apr 1996 - 23 Apr 1996
Hey!  Want to do some cash, but you don't want to spend too much
money?
well, here's the solution.  I was skeptical but, i though, i have
nothing to
lose!  So, i'm going to try this out and send the money to the 5
people on
the original list.

Suggestion:  Read this message carefully (print it out.)

It informs you how to make as much as $50,000 (fifty thousand
dollars)!

It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $5.00 (Plus
postage)

READ ON....

IMPORTANT:  This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not
illegal;
and it is no risk - it really works!!!

PLEASE NOTE:

Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 can be yours in 20
to 60
days.

This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity
of the
participants.

Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.
You're
now in the Mail Order business.  In this business your product is not
solid
and tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing
Mailing
Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality
lists.
However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the
income
which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in
that list.

1. Mail US$1.00 (cash) to each of the first five names listed below
starting
at #1 through #5 (total investment $5.00 + postage). Enclose a note
(wrap the
$1 bill with it) giving your name and address and stating:

Please add my name to your mailing list. (YOU ARE REQUESTING A
LEGITIMATE
SERVICE AND YOU ARE PAYING FOR THIS SERVICE.)

2. Remove # 1 name on the list. Move all the other names up one
position.
(# 2 will become #1 and so on) . Put your own name, address, and zip
(Postal
Code) in the #5 position.

3. Post the new letter everywhere, BBS, Newsgroups, etc. Call the
message
anything appropriate, such as, "Make Money Fast" or "Make $50,000".

4. In a couple of weeks later you will have received over $50,000 in
cash or
so. You are in the mail order business and people will be sending you
$1.00 to
be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be rented to a list
broker
(look in the yellow pages) for extra income on a regular basis. The
list will
become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service.

This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18
Sec. 1302
& 1341 of the Postal lottery laws.  You can keep a copy of this report
for
yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and
again.

PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
honesty
and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to
the
directions.  Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program
will
continue and the money that so many others have received will come
your way.
If, for some reason, you choose non-integrity, YOU will feel the
effects and
lose out on this great opportunity. (Remember to remember to send the
money
first and then place your name in the #5 position. You'll get far
greater
returns).  If you fear (procrastinate) sending the money, it's because
you 
fear receiving it back. (Yes, there are those of us who are far more
comfortable being broke, even while complaining about our lack of
money.)
Far wiser to send it in integrity than not send it because of fear.
However,
some are wise, some otherwise...

NOTE:  Retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer
or
hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you
are truly
providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1
bill in
dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.)

So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed,
five
members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer
with
one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that
when
your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of
dollars
in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $5.00 ($1.00 for each of the
first
five people listed below) Send it now, add your own name to the list
and
you're in business.

HERE IS THE LIST:

#1. Avian Rosen
350 Ward Avenue, Suite 106-499
Honolulu, HI  96814

#2.  J.D. Garrett
2250 N. University Pkwy, Box 164
Provo, UT  84604
USA 

#3. Albert Gomez
416 Hughes DR.
Irving, TX  75062
USA

#4. B.J.Cook
92 Windsor Street
Corner Brook, NF Canada
A2H 6S4

#5. Frederick Minier
676 Mondor
Longueuil, QC Canada
J4L 4P8

*******************************************************************The
following letters were written by participating members:

To whom it may concern: About six months ago I received the enclosed
post in
letter form (snail mail). I ignored it.  I received about five more of
the
same letter within the next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course,
I was
tempted to follow through and dreamed of making thousands, but was
wrong!
About three weeks later I saw this same letter posted on a local
bulletin
board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try with my
computer.  I
didn't expect much because I figured, if other people were as
skeptical as I,
they wouldn't be too quick to part with five dollars. But, I buy
lottery
tickets weekly in my province and have nothing to show for it but
ticket
stubs. This week I decided to look at this as my weekly lottery
purchase. I
addressed the envelopes and mailed out one dollar in each as directed.
Two
weeks went by and I didn't receive anything in the mail. The fourth
week
rolled around and I couldn't believe what happened! I can't say that I
received $50,000, but it was definitely well over $35,000! For the
first time
in ten years I got out of debt.  It was great. Of course, it didn't
take me
long to go through my earnings so I am using this excellent money
opportunity
once again. Follow the instructions and get ready to enjoy. Good Luck!
________________________________________________________________________

I tried a similar program in which the cost was $5.00 per response. In
that
one the return was about 3%. Since I did not have a modem I sent out
letters
through the regular mail. I created a few mailing labels and printed
out all
of the labels on pressure sensitive tape. The first mailing that I
used the
$1.00 dollar per response approach I started to get return mail in
just over
one week! I sent out 200 letters instead of the 100 that is required
if you
use mail instead of bulletin boards.  Additionally, I included as many
friends, relatives, classmates that I could think of in order to
encourage
their participation if they happened to recognize my name , so my
percentage
of gain was higher. I am trying again with 500 letters to see if I
surpass
the $141,000 of the last time.  You just won't believe it until you
try. Best
wishes, Mark Garner  -  Dallas TX
________________________________________________________________________

My name is Paul Marks .... I know this will work! I'm very happy to
see
something like this again.  KEEP THIS MOVING!
________________________________________________________________________

I've got news for you all. I called up the number one on my list, to
find out
if he'd made any money.  I kind of expected him to say that he'd made
maybe
at tops a couple thousand dollars (which would be great, but a far cry
from
the suggested fifty!) but it turns out that he's made far more! While
still
more than $10,000 away from that figure, he said that things have been
picking up. and he expects it to be pretty close!! Unbelievable. I
just sent
out my five envelopes about five minutes ago. :-)� Scott MacFarland
___________________________________________________________________

Hello I'm Elliot White III here (please call me Eli)  I am a bit
skeptical but
sheesh with all these success stories up above...What can I lose, 5
bucks??
I am in DIRE need of money and I really hope this works. Without it
working,
I am going to have a very hard time getting through college since my
dad has
Parkinson's disease, and cannot work.  Money is getting tight and this
will
really help.
___________________________________________________________________

You've gotta love those people who are honest enough to leave an abviously
fake address.

But I must admit it says "read if you want"  I wonder if this is the same guy
who was mad at my reply to the last "get rich" SCHEME!!

Mika

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