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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 23 Feb 2009.
[PIC] Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus

[PIC] Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus

How about some science?

             .       :    |    :       .
         \    \      |    |    |      /    /
      \   30   20   15    0    15   20   35   /
   .   45  \    \    |    |    |    /    /  45   .  Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus
    50  \   .10 .30 .40   |                 /  50   Or "How I Know your Drunk"
    |`\  .5  / _/___/     |                /  /'
    | .0  \ `Blood alcohol|               /  /
    |   \  \   Content    |              /  /
Deg from \  \          ___|___          /  /    A) Pupal (Pupilla)
Center    `\ \   _.---'A  |   `---._   / /'     B) Iris (Iris)
            \ \-'  `#\____|____/#'  `-/ /       C) White of the eye (Sclera)
             / \  C `B####|#####'    / \
              \ \         |         / /   If a cop asks you to follow their
               `\\        |        //'    finger without moving your head it
                 \\       |       //      isn't because they want to see if
                  \\      |      //       you can do that.  They are testing
                   `\     |     /'        the involuntary twitching of your
                     \    |    /          eyes.  If the eye twitches before
                      \   |   /           your pupal hits 50 degrees then for
                       \:F_P:/            every degree before that point is a
                        \ | /             .01 Blood Alcohol Level.
                         \|/

:F_P:#################################Sun Feb 22 2009#################
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