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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 24 Sep 1996.
[25] Anniversary

[25] Anniversary

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                               Nude Diddles


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     /____/\   \________-  _______--- [______>-__-        -Bolinger-




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              /_-"
             "'





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              /_-"
             "'





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                      .  ) """""""""""''
                     /_-"




Bungle's version of Bolinger's nude was actually used by Bungle to
create Lady Godiva by seating his nude on Normand Veilleux's horse...



                                             ssssss
                                          _ S/"""SSSs
Bungle's LADY GODIVA                      "s|    ")SSs
                                            |     SSSS
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                                        |            SS"
                                        /        \    Ss"
                                        @  |  @   |   |"
                             _--_       \__\_____/ ,  |     -Bolinger
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           Veilleux      `"""",d"  ,I        ,adPb__aP'        Y   `b
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                          88888888                         88888888'
                                                           """"""""



Normand Veilleux then produced his own version of LADY GODIVA...



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           Veilleux      `"""",d"  ,I        ,adPb__aP'        Y   `b
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                          88888888                         88888888'
                                                           """"""""



Finally Normand Veilleux embellished the Lady Godiva legend by
adding a male companion and claimed that they were off to the beach
for a Skinny Dipping session...

[ Actually Coventry City is just about in the centre of England so
  they must have had an awful long ride to the beach. ]



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              d(    (       `Y,      P            `b    ,P  `Y,    8`Ya___d'
              "Y,   "b,      `Y,    ,I             8    d'   `8    8  `"""'
                "Y,   "b,  __ `8,   d'            ,8   ,P     8    8
                  "Y,   "bd88b `b   8             I'   d'     Y,   8
                    "Y,    888b 8   8             8   ,P      `b   8
           Normand    "Ya,,d888b8   P            d'  ,P'       8   Y,
           Veilleux      `"""",d"  ,I        ,adPb__aP'        Y   `b
                           ,a8P,__aP'       d888888P'         ,d    8
                          d8888888'         88888888       ,d888bbaaP
                          88888888                         88888888'
                                                           """"""""


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From: cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Subject: [25] Anniversary
Date: 1996/09/24
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