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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 13 Oct 1998.
Re: Goats?

Re: Goats?

Janice Guerrasio <be8...@binghamton.edu> wrote:

>If anyone has a picture of a goat, could you please send it to me?  Thank
>you so much....

Nope...you'll have to read this newsgroup!  Hah!


     Now Norah McArtny, the knot was going to tie.
     She washed out her trousseau, and she hung it out to dry.

     Along came the goat and he saw the bits o' white...
     And chewed up all her fol-de-rols upon her Weddin' Night.


     "Turn out light quick"  she shouted out to to Pat
     "For though I'm your bride, sure I'm not worth lookin' at."

     "I had two of everythin', I told you when I wrote...
      But now I've one o' nothin' all through Paddy McGinty's goat! "

                           --"Paddy McGinty's Goat",  Irish folk song.



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           |      /  _ _     _ _ \  /\  /      PADDY McGINTY'S
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    All the young ladies that live in Killaloo
    They're all wearing bustles like their mothers used to do,
    They each wear a bolster beneath their petticoat,
    And leave the rest to providence and Paddy McGinty's goat.

HooRoo,

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From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
Subject: Re: Goats?
Date: 1998/10/13
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