Nurses --- new cartoon
From JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
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· 27 Jan 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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"...Yes, I did work in the
ER last night, Marge. And
nights like that make me |\
want to just go home, and | \
never come back!" | |
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"Well, tell me about
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"It was just terrible... They brought
in this guy -- young fellow, not over
twenty-five. He'd been killed in some
brawl outside of a bar, and was just
left laying in the parking lot..."
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"...He wasn't quite dead when
the ambulance brought him in,
but he didn't have a chance..."
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"...Well, it was late, and the staff
were all pretty callous about every-
thing. This patient was a nobody.
The police had also came in with the
ambulance, because it was a criminal
case. Since they hadn't caught whoever
else was involved, they kind of acted
like the victim was to blame..."
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"...Anyway, after the doctor declared him
deceased, the policemen and he began to
go through his pockets, looking for some
kind of identification. This one officer
found a marijuana "joint" in the guy's
pocket. And you know what he said?"
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"...He said,"Well, we got him for this,
at least"... GOT WHAT? I wanted to just
scream out that this was a poor dead man,
not some possible misdemeanor violator!
Whatever his problems might have been,
HE was the one who was DEAD. Somewhere,
he probably has a family. I hardly think
think the discovery of a joint on his
person really mattered, anymore! The
disreguard some people show for the
premature end of a man's life is too
much for me. I was so ashamed at
their lack of respect!..."
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"Did you say anything?"
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"I'm afraid so... I looked him right in
the eye and said, "Well, why don't you
get the cuffs on him, before he jumps
up and runs away"."
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"That was all pretty horrible. You aren't
really thinking about quitting though,
are you Janet?"
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"Of course not... If we didn't
care, who would?"
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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