Easy fast cash (no, really!)

KNOW YOUVE PROBABLY SEEN THIS SORT OF THING BEFORE.
AND SOME OF YOU OUT THERE ARE PROBABLY HAVING A HARD
TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT EXACTLY HOW TO POST TO ALL THESE
DIFFERENT NEWSGROUPS AND FAST.

WELL READ THIS AND IT WILL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AND
EXPLAIN HOW TO DO IT. IT REALLY ONLY TOOK ME ABOUT HALF AN 
HOUR AND I POSTED ALL THIS IN ABOUT 400 DIFFERENT GROUPS.

READ THIS!!!!


A friend told me that he invested $5 and two weeks later he began
receiving
money in the mail!  Soon, hundreds, and then thousands of dollars
began to
roll in.  Within 4 weeks, he had received a total of $32,445!  It came
from
everywhere in the world.

If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why the same
shouldn't happen to you!  This is a legitimate investment opportunity.
You
invest $5, and you receive a return on your investment.  So does the
next
investor.  NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER - PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE.

If you are not interested, then don't participate, but please print
this
article and pass it on to someone who may be interested, so they can
take
advantage.

The procedure is simply:

1)  Write your name, address, and country on 5 sheets of paper.  Below
that, write the words, "Please add me to your mailing list."  You
should
use thick dark paper to discourage mail theft.  Fold a $1 bill in each
piece of paper and mail them to the following 5 addresses:


1.   adam gross
     4730 pond creek road
     alexandria ky
     41001-9766

2.  richard stevens
    1350 parker crt
    redlands ca
    92373

3. FABIO KEB
    1355 nw16th st.
     boca raton,florida
     33486

4.  Sab Enterprises                             
     10-700 Strasburg Road,
     Suite #128
     Kitchener, Ontario
     N2E 2M2

5. Dan Polichak                         <<<<<<This Is Me>>>>>>
   710 Stewart Ave #8
   Ithaca, NY 14850

2)  Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other four
names
up.  In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on.  Put your name as the
fifth
one on the list.  You can do this by simply retyping the article or
reposting it to other newsgroups with the edited addresses.

3)  Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups.  There are 19,000, so
it
shouldn't be hard to find that many.

You are now in the mail order investment business, and should start
seeing
returns within a week or two.  Of course, the more newgroups you post
to,
the greater your return will be.  If you wish to remain anonymous, you
may
use a psuedonym, but make sure your address is correct.

Now, here is why the system works:

The internet is growing at a tremendous rate - it doubles in size
every 4
months.  Think about it.  You see those 'Make Money Fast' posts more
and
more.  All that growth means profits for everyone who participates.
There
are no losers.

Of every 200 posts I made, I received 5 responses.  Yes, only 5.  You
make
$5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.

Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional postings
with
your name at #4. ie. 1000 postings.  On average therefore, 50 people
will
send you $1 with your name at #4.  $50.

Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at #3 or
10,000
postings.  Average return 500 people=$500.  They make 200 postings
each
with your name at #2=100,000 postings=5000 return at $1 each=$5000.

Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at #1 and you
get a
return of $50,000 before your name drops off the list.  AND THATS IF
EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES ONLY 200 POSTINGS!  Total income in one
cycle
= $55,000.

From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the list, you
take
the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups, and send out
another $5,
and put your name at #5, and start posting again.  Remember, 200
postings
is only a guideline.  The more you post, the greater the return.

Lets review why you should do this.  THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND 5
STAMPS, AND
5 ENVELOPES.  Anyone can afford $5 for such an effortless investment
with
such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.

Some people have said to me, "what happens if the scheme is played out
and
no one sends me any money?"  Big Deal, so you lose $5 - but what are
the
chances of that happening??

There are millions of internet users, and millions of new net surfers
every
month.

Remember - read the instructions carefully, and play fairly.  That's
the
only way this will work.  Get a printout so you can refer back to this
article easily.

Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an
eye
on the postings to make sure everyone is playing fairly.  You know
where
your name should be.

REMEMBER - HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.
WHAT ARE 5 DOLLARS TO YOU?
YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!!!  This is the
easiest
way that you can make a buck.  Think how excited you'll be to open up
your
mailbox day after day!  Will it be $49?  $122?  Start making your
plans,
because it can happen to you.



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Extra section:
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER:

If you have Netscape 3.0 do EXACTLY the following:

1)  Click on any newsgroup like normal, THEN click on 'TO NEWS', which
is
on the far left when you're in the newsgroups page.  This will bring
up a
box to type a message in.

2)  Leave the newsgroup box like it is, CHANGE the subject box to
something
flashy, like, "NEED CASH $$$ READ HERE $$$ or "FAST CASH"!!!

3)  Tab once and you should be ready to type.  Now, retype (only once)
THIS
whole article WORD FOR WORD, except insert your name at #5,  and
remove #1
off the list, plus any other small changes you think you need to make.

Keep almost all of it the SAME!

4)  When you're done typing the WHOLE article, click on FILE in THIS
BOX,
RIGHT ABOVE SEND, NOT WHERE IT SAYS NETSCAPE NEWS ON THE FIRST BOX.

Click on SAVE AS when you're under FILE.  Save your article as a text
file
to your C: or A: drive.  DO NOT SEND OR POST YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU DO
THIS.  Once saved, move on to number 5 below.

NOTE:  If you don't want to type in the whole article by hand, AND you
know
how to use a plain text editor (like Notepad), you can edit the file
ahead
of time, then attach it as shown in step 6.

5)  If you still have all of your text, send or post to this newsgroup
now
by just clicking send, which is right below FILE, and right above Cc:

6)  Here's where you're going to post all 200.  OK, click on any
newsgroup
then click on 'TO NEWS', again in the top left corner.  Leave the
NEWSGROUPS BOX alone again, put a flashy subject title in the SUBJECT
BOX,
hit TAB once you're in the body of the message.

Click on ATTACHMENTS, which is below the SUBJECT BOX.  You will get
another
box to come up.  Click on ATTACH FILE, then find YOUR file that if you
did
this right, you should see your file name in the attachments box, and
it
will be shaded green.

NOTE:  If you don't want to type in the whole article and you know how
to
use a plain text editor (Notepad), you can edit the file ahead of
time,
then attach it.



IF YOU USE IE EXPLORER IT'S JUST AS EASY...HOLDING DOWN THE LEFT MOUSE
BUTTON,

highlight this article.  Then press the "ctrl" key and the "c" key at
the
same time to copy this article.  Then print this article for your
records,
to have the names of those you will be sending $1 bills to.

2)  Go to the news groups and press "post an article".   A window will
open.  Type in your headline in the subject area and then click in the
large window below.  Press "ctrl" and then "v" and the article will be
placed in the window.

If you want to edit the article, do so and then highlight and copy it
again.  Now every time you post the article in a new newsgroup all you
have
to repeat is "ctrl" and "v" and press post.

3)  That's it.  Each time you do this, all you have to do is type in a
different newsgroup, so that way it posts to 200 DIFFERENT newsgroups,
or
more.


You see?  Now you just have 199 to go!! (Don't worry, each one takes
about
30 seconds, once you get used to it.

REMEMBER 200 IS THE MINIMUM.  The more you post the more money you
will
receive.

THANK-YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND I HOPE YOU TRY THIS.......

TRY IT, ITS ONLY 5 BUCKS, AND IT COULD REALLY WORK FOR YOU!!  I
PROMISE!!!

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