Re: NETCOP INC!!!!!!

Usenet Rulez <use...@whoeverHEPPSTARS.com> wrote:

> This FUCKHEAD SEND THE FOLLOWING EMAIL:

this "fuckhead" would be actually me, and the abuse complaint was
justified by the following reasons:


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Dear:

 [ ] Clueless Newbie
 [ ] Troller
 [ ] "Me too"-er
 [ ] Spammer
 [ ] Racist
 [ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
 [X] Flamethrower
 [ ] News Groupie

You Are Being Flamed Because:

 [ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
 [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
 [ ] You posted a picture (binary) of something YOU think is really 
     cool in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY news group
 [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
 [X] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
 [ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously 
     for the last year and a half
 [X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
 [ ] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and 
     posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
 [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
 [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
 [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
     statement
 [ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the discussion
 [ ] You make no sense
 [ ] You posted the same text multiple times
 [X] You made a post yet failed to say anything
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [ ] You posted a porn ad.
 [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
 [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
 [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
 [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO 
     APPARENT REASON
 [X] You posted a 2 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
     worthless that you are being flamed anyway


To Repent, You Must:

 [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
 [ ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can some idea
     about what is discussed here
 [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
 [ ] Give up your AOL account
 [ ] Give up your webTV account
 [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
     plugged in)
 [X] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Post to alt.test
 [ ] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
 [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 [ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [ ] Get a clue
 [ ] Get a life
 [ ] Go away
 [ ] Grow up
 [ ] Never post again
 [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
 [ ] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
 [X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
 [ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
 [ ] Learn how to post or get off the Usenet
 [ ] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
 [ ] All of the above




oh well, i thought a mail to your ISP would help...  obviously it didn't
:/  everybody else that hates wasting bandwidth on this idiot report to
<use...@europe.com>

i for one will take the killfile route from now on...
++ christoph ++





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>  Date: September 21, 2000 1:19:58 PM EDT   
>  To: use...@europe.com   Add to Address Book   
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> 
> hi there, 
> 
> sorry for bothering you, but there is a problem with somebody using your
> news server..
> 
> Usenet Rulez <use...@whoeverHEPPSTARS.com> keeps cross-posting
> messages with over 1600 quoted lines to four different newsgroups in a
> language nobody [except an other troller] understands
> 
> he was told to lead these discussions in private but he only laughed at
> the request... so please close his account to keep usenet a useful
> place...
> 
> below one of the mentioned posts... sorry for the long mail :/
> ++ christoph ++
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Path:
> uni-berlin.de!fu-
> berlin.de!howland.erols.net!portc.blue.aol.com.MISMATCH!portc03.blue.aol.co
> m!cyclone2.usenetserver.com!news-
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> m.alias.net!news.bogus.net!news.mail2news.net!usenet-rulez.net!not-for-
> mail!
> From: use...@whoeverHEPPSTARS.com (Usenet Rulez)
> Newsgroups:
> alt.ascii-art,alt.flashback,alt.hackers.malicious,swnet.diverse
> Subject: Re: TOALETT MONOPOLET ( Var Re: POSTA NOVELLEN IGEN OM DU
> T�RS!!!!!!)
> Date: 20 Sep 2000 21:52:07 GMT
> Organization: SRA - Swnets Republikanska Arm�
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> User-Agent: Xnews/03.07.28
> X-No-Archive: yes
> X-MEOW: No
> X-Path-Comment: This message was injected to usenet by a UFO from Mars
> X-Complaints-To: use...@europe.com
> X-Trace: news.meow.net 964963835 61.27.79.228
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