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(\/)  |:`66|_ @@@@@\ `,          A man is going to work one day and
 \/   C`    _)aa`@@@\  \         accidentally slams his penis in the
       \ ._| (_   ?@@|  \        car door.  Goes to the doctor, and
        )_/   =' @@@@|   |       the doctor says, "We're going to have
       /`\8\   \(```/    |       to put a splint on that."
      || |8|  /^^\ |     /
      || |8| /\::/||    |        The guy says, "No way Doc, I'm getting
      || |8| \ | |||    \        married in a week."
      || |~|  \| |||     \
      :| |=:   |:|\\.:.:.::.     The Doc replies "Well if we don't,
      ||_|,|   |:| \ ':':':`     it's going to be bent for the rest of
      \)))||   (((  |            your life."
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       | :||   |    |  \/        Finally the guy agrees, and the doctor
       ) :||   |    \            gets out a couple of tongue depressors
       | :||   |     `\          and some tape and fixes him up.
       | :||   |:.:.   `~-._
       |_:||_   /~))\       `~~-._    ...A week later, and he's on
  jgs  (_,__)) /_/YY `':':':':':':`          his honeymoon...

 His new wife is doing a slow, seductive strip-tease in front of him.
 She takes off her bra and says, "See these, they've never been touched
 by a man before."  She then takes off her panties and says, "See this,
 it's never been seen by a man before."

 So the husband whips off his shorts and says, "See this, it's not even
 out of the crate yet!"
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