Re: ASCII Art Fart for Mon, 2005 Nov 7: #2328 A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION

Bateau wrote:

> Iconoclast <non...@bogusemailaddress.com> wrote:
>>Elizabot v2.0.2 wrote:
>>
>>> 
>>> Actually, what would Jesus drive? Certainly not an SUV. ;-)
>>
>>Lots of ecology freaks say this, but none of them can explain why.
> 
> SUVs are stupid for lots of bigger reasons than the environment.

Meh, they're not all that different than pickup trucks, in fact most of them
use the same frame, engine, and front end (IE Chevy Blazer = Chevy S-10
with a back seat instead of a bed). I never see anyone bitching about
pickup trucks. How about those giant commuter buses and 18 wheeler trucks
belching black noxious diesel smoke? Nope, nobody whines about them either.
People hate SUVs because the media tells them to. 

Here's my top 5 reasons why "Jesus wouldn't drive an SUV" is one of the
stupidest fucking things I've ever heard.

1) I'm an atheist, but I have read the bible in its entirety. Never once in
any of the scriptures did Jesus mention his concern about a fuel shortage.

2) Jesus would not drive, he would /be driven/.

3) What kind of vehicle would fit 12 disciples and all of their assorted
gear? I'll give you a hint, it's certainly not a Honda Civic.

4) Jesus spent most of his life in countries that are primarily desert. For
that kind of rough terrain, you need a 4 wheel drive vehicle with plenty of
ground clearance and a motor with lots of torque. Again, a Honda Civic does
not meet this criteria. 

5) According to revelations, when Jesus comes back armageddon will begin and
the world will effectively end. Why the hell would he care about air
pollution or global warming if the planet will be completely destroyed
shortly after he gets here? The seas boiling sounds just a little bit more
extreme than a little melting at the north pole, don't you think?


-- 
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the
time and your government when it deserves it." --Mark Twain

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