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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 8 Aug 1999.
CARTOON: Technophobe (Old)

CARTOON: Technophobe (Old)

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| 8   eeee eeee e   e eeeee eeeee eeeee e   e eeeee eeeee  eeee|
| 8e  8    8  8 8   8 8   8 8  88 8   8 8   8 8  88 8   8  8   |
| 88  8eee 8e   8eee8 8e  8 8   8 8eee8 8eee8 8   8 8eee8e 8eee|
| 88  88   88   88  8 88  8 8   8 88    88  8 8   8 88   8 88  |
| 88  88ee 88e8 88  8 88  8 8eee8 88    88  8 8eee8 88eee8 88ee|
|--------------------------------------------------------------|
|         .-------------.            Hello,  BMC Customer      |
|         | .---------. |      @@@@@   support.   ________     |
|         | |         | |     @  . .@        \_ _- ____        |
|         | |         | |     @   > @         _\  / /../       |
|         | |         | |     @  ---@       _-   /_/__/        |
|         | '---------' |      \___/       -______;___'\__     |
|       __'-------------'__     |_|       |________\___/__     |
|      |PC ..|_____|_____|o|   /   \       ||       \_/        |
|      |___________________|   || ||       ||                  |
|    ------------------------------------------------------    |
|         .-------------.                                      |
|         | .---------. |      @@@@@                           |
|         | |         | |     |.  @@@                          |
|         | |         | |     <   @@@                          |
|         | |         | |     |,    @  _                       |
|         | '---------' |      \___/    \                      |
|       __'-------------'__     |_|      \_.- Hi - I can`t     |
|      |PC ..|_____|_____|o|   /   \         my new computer   |
|      |___________________|   || ||         to, er, load.     |
|    ------------------------------------------------------    |
|         .-------------.                                      |
|         | .---------. |     @@@@@     OK. Is the computer    |
|         | |         | |    |.  @@@   on?                     |
|         | |         | |    <   @@@    \                      |
|         | |         | |    |-    @     '--._                 |
|         | '---------' |     \___/           \                |
|       __'-------------'__     \_\            \               |
|      |PC ..|_____|_____|o|    /   \                          |
|      |___________________|    || ||                          |
|    ------------------------------------------------------    |
|         .-------------.                                      |
|         | .---------. |      @@@@@                           |
|         | |         | |     |.  @@@                          |
|         | |         | |     <   @@@                          |
|         | |         | |     |O    @  _                       |
|         | '---------' |      \___/    \                      |
|       __'-------------'__     |_|      \_.- Er, No.          |
|      |PC ..|_____|_____|o|   /   \                           |
|      |___________________|   || ||                           |
|    ------------------------------------------------------    |
|         .-------------.                                      |
|         | .---------. |      @@@@@                           |
|         | |         | |     |.  @@@  OK, then press the      |
|         | |         | |     <   @@@  on button please.       |
|         | |         | |     |/    @         \                |
|         | '---------' |      \___/           '--._           |
|       __'-------------'__     |_|                 \          |
|      |PC ..|_____|_____|o|   /   \                 \         |
|      |___________________|   || ||                           |
|    ------------------------------------------------------    |
|         .-------------.                                      |
|         | .---------. |      @@@@@                           |
|         | |         | |     |.  @@@                          |
|         | |         | |     <   @@@                          |
|         | |         | |     |-    @ _                        |
|         | '---------' |      \___/   \                       |
|       __'-------------'__     |_|     \_.- Er, I don`t       |
|      |PC ..|_____|_____|o|   /   \       have an 'on'        |
|      |___________________|   || ||     button.               |
|    ------------------------------------------------------    |
|         .-------------.                                      |
|         | .---------. |      @@@@@                           |
|         | |         | |     @ . . @                          |
|         | |         | |     @  >  @                          |
|         | |         | |     @  o  @ _.- I only have Reset,   |
|         | '---------' |      \___/      Turbo and Power.     |
|       __'-------------'__     |_|                            |
|      |PC ..|_____|_____|o|   /   \                           |
|      |___________________|   || ||                           |
|--------------------------------------------------------------|
|                     ___       _                              |
|- - - - - - - - - -   ||_  _  |_._  _|  - - - - - - - - - - - |
|                      || |(/_ |_| |(_|                        |
'----------------------------------------------------------mga-'
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

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From: zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins)
Subject: CARTOON: Technophobe (Old)
Date: 1999/08/08
Message-ID: <37a...@news.vossnet.net>
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