Re: Passion - old cartoon; can everyone read?

I wants to thank ever'body fer all this here a-sisstance
an' advice.  I jus' doan knoe whut I wood do without it.
So far, I reckon I got eight or ten e-type letters, and
two posts that I kin see on my newsreader 'bout this
here problem.  I doan know why anythin' posted messed
up in the first place -- quite likely I had jus' drunked
to much hootch that day.  I ain't changed nuthin', but
it seems posts is goin' out okay now.

I shore do hope, hows and ever, that y'all won't stop
sending me lots of good advice.  I doan noe what to
do without it.  Last night, I even got sum real handy
VCR instructions inna Email.  I doan 'member who sent
them, but thanks.  They will come in handy if I ever
buy a Sanyo VeeSeeAre, model 602vs1.  I also 'preciate
the transmission service manual, that I think Veronica
sent me.  I never knew she knew so much 'bout '64
Corvairs.  And I think it were Martin who sent me
the directions to an Atari 600.  Wow, now that will
really come in handy.  And I want to thank... I reckon
it were Shanaka who sent me the breast-feeding book.
I will get a lot of use out of that one, I kin assure
everyone.  From recent posts, I think it were Sarah
who sent me the instructions on brewin' chock beer.
Great idea. Phil sent me directions to Wilmingdale,
Colorado -- I kin find it now.  Joan sent directions
to Duffy's Tavern -- directions home from there
would have been more he'pful, but thanks. Colin sent
me ah text 'bout hate crimes and how to commit them.
That one was a real pleasure to reed. Somebody named
Jean sent me a sex manual; I needed that. And Joris
sent me the technikal insert from a box of hemmoriod
cream --- another useful item I will cherish.

Ever'body please keep it up.  Life is a lot better,
these days, since I know whut to do.  Thanks, and
bless y'all.

JRO
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply

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