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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 22 Mar 2002.
Re: Someone talk to me

Re: Someone talk to me

Gummy <g...@mu.myu> spake thus:
news:MPG...@news.alt.net: 

> In article <MPG...@news.netunltd.com.au>, 
> cox...@churchofmango.com says...
>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, JMK said:
>> 
>> > I do not appreciate your depiction of male genitalia in your
>> > posting on the comp.os.linux.advocacy newsgroup.  It is not
>> > sociably acceptable behaviour, I find it offensive, and I demand
>> > that you stop doing it. 
>> 
>> Boo-fucking-hoo.
> 
> It sounds like JMK has had some rather traumatic penis experiences in
> his life.  Perhaps he got ass-raped once, or found out that his mother
> was a transexual, or maybe he just has a dick the size of an acorn and
> all the people who ever see it (including doctors) point and laugh.

Things women shouldn't say when presented with a penis

Bwahahahah, I've sucked on bigger joints than that

Gee, it's so cute, can I stroke it?

Oh, it's just like a cock, only smaller.

Jump in any time if anyone has more, I can't remember the rest.


-- 
Rev Phylter
ULC Ordained minister
Denizen of Darkness #44
AFJC Antipodean Attach�
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html
Pray. To ask the laws of the universe to be
annulled on behalf of a single petitioner
confessedly unworthy.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

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