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    _                   .-=-.          .-==-.    A girl entered the
   { }      __        .' O o '.       /  -<' )   family bathroom unex-
   { }    .' O'.     / o .-. O \     /  .--v`    pected while her father
   { }   / .-. o\   /O  /   \  o\   /O /         was bathing. She let
    \ `-` /   \ O`-'o  /     \  O`-`o /          out a shriek, then ran
jgs  `-.-`     '.____.'       `.____.            out of the room...

 "Mommy, mommy! Daddy has a big, ugly snake in the tub with him!" the
 girl screamed.

 "It's not a snake, honey," her mother began to explain, "it's part of
 Daddy's body--an important part. In fact, if Daddy didn't have it, you
 wouldn't be here."

 As the child ran off to play, her mother thought to herself...
 "And neither would I........"

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