Re: Cows

Dave Rogers (Dav...@bt-sys.bt.co.uk) wrote:
: In article <1L5...@mindvox.phantom.com>, gra...@mindvox.phantom.com (Grazing Bull) says:
: >
: >so the group alt.cows.moo.moo.moo give this group 
: >the "WHAT TO DO WITH THE EARTH AWARD" to this group.

: As a local alt.fan.monty-python'er, I'd like to award alt.cows.moo.moo.moo
: the "redundancy award for redundancy" from the department of redundancy 
: department.


Regular readers of this newsgroup, alt.cows.moo.moo.moo, will be 
moost disappointed and moost offended by your redundancy remarks.  

You have clearly failed to understand that cows are the most 
productive creatures on planet earth. How many of this planet's 
citizens would like their cocoa, hot chocolate and hot milk 
beverages made without milk ?  Would you ?  

The existence of alt.cows.moo.moo.moo is a recognition of the most 
productive living animal on planet earth. 

This newsgroup does not have to be filled with the verbiage that 
appears in all the others - a MOO ! is sufficient, and there are 
sufficient MOO ! variants to communicate most essential viewpoints.  

" Milk not Messages " is the motto of the alt.cows.moo.moo.moo 
newsgroup.  

Anyway, who _is_ this Moonty Python ?  Some sort of snake-in-the-
grass ?  And what is the productivity of pythons ?  You are likely 
to see cows and milk more often than Moonty Python.  


> p.s. Check out Douglas Adams' "So Long and Thanks For All The 
> Fish".  I don't see why the cows shouldn't be allowed to leave the 
> Earth just before we destroy it.  

Er...I think the cows would much prefer it if you left instead - 
there are enough people trying to destroy this planet already.  

Bye,


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