Re: Fester

Zenger wrote:

> Yeah - I know - it's off topic - all you netNazis can keep your comments to your selves.

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 Dear:

  [x] Clueless Newbie         [x] Loser           [ ] Fed
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [x] Dork
  [ ] indy.netter
  [ ] ix.netcom.com er        [x] Pervert         [ ]
  [ ] Me too er               [x] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Spammer                 [x] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [x] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person

 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [x] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [x] You don't know which group to post in
  [x] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [x] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
  [x] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [x] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [x] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [x] I think you might be a fed

 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [x] Actually post something relevant
  [x] Read the f****** FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [x] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test

 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [x] Blow me
  [x] Get a life
  [x] Never post again
  [x] I pity your dog
  [x] Go to hell
  [x] I think your IQ must be 7
  [x] Take your s*** somewhere else
  [x] Learn to post or f*** off
  [x] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [x] All of the above

End of Flame.

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