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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 15 May 1997.
Re: ascii cow?

Re: ascii cow?

llizard (cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca) wrote:
>
>In article <5kte0p$1d...@opal.emeraldis.com>,
>sam...@spamfilter.emeraldis.com (Samwise/Gwendel) wrote:
>> 
>> In article <199...@news.iup.edu>,
>>    csj...@grove.iup.edu (D.J. ROTIGEL) wrote:
>> >Anyone have an ascii cow small enough for a mail sig?
>> >Thanks, DJ
>> >..
>> >
>> 
>>           (...)
>>          c _ _ c
>>           ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~q~`,
>>             ~    , '###'    q *
>>    Samwise   :  ###  '   ###;
>>  --=~(@)~=-- ',  '_____   ,'
>>                |||     |||
>> 
>[snip]
>> Since this is supposed to be for a .sig, you can remove the signature on the
>> larger cow, and replace it with the signature "Samw" like shown on the smaller
>> cow if it takes too much space. However, always please give credit to any
>> author who creates an ASCII artwork.
>> 
>>   Wendy Rice             ,'      ',    Student, Artist, Computer Addict  ,
>>aka Samwise, aka Gwendel, ',\ | / ,'               sam...@emeraldis.com  S
>>aka What's her name...       ; ;     http://members.tripod.com/~gwendel/  '
>

>That cow is brilliant. But where are her udders? I added some. Hope you
>don't mind.

>          (...)
>         c _ _ c
>          ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~q~`,
>            ~    , '###'    q *
>   Samwise   :  ###  '   ###;
> --=~(@)~=-- ',  '___     ,'
>               |||   ""|||


On that particular breed of cow the udders are retractable when not 
in use...like the landing gear of an aircraft...it's called 
the udder-carriage:


          (...)
         c _ _ c
          ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~q~`,
    After   ~    , '### '   q *
   Samwise   :  ###  '   ###;
 --=~(@)~=-- ',  '___;;_  ,'
               |||     |||


The male cow is similarly equipped with a retracting undercarriage...


          (...(                     *
         c q p c                  , '
          ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~~~~~q~`
    After   ~    ,   '###'      q
   Samwise   :  ###    '   ###  ;
 --=~(@)~=--  ',  '_____ /@_  ,'
                |||        |||


Surely that is a better idea than letting everything hang out ?

Bye,

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From: cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Subject: Re: ascii cow?
Date: 1997/05/15
Message-ID: <5lenuq$e65$2...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>#1/1
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References: <199...@news.iup.edu> <5kte0p$1d...@opal.emeraldis.com> <337...@freent.toronto.on.ca>
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