Re: TOALETT MONOPOLET ( Var Re: POSTA NOVELLEN IGEN OM DU T�RS!!!!!!)

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Dear:

 [ ] Clueless Newbie
 [X] Troller
 [ ] "Me too"-er
 [ ] Spammer
 [ ] Racist
 [ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
 [ ] Flamethrower
 [ ] News Groupie

You Are Being Flamed Because:

 [ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
 [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
 [ ] You posted a picture (binary) of something YOU think is really 
     cool in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY news group
 [X] You started a long, stupid thread
 [X] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
 [ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously 
     for the last year and a half
 [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
 [ ] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and 
     posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
 [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
 [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
 [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
     statement
 [ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
discussion
 [ ] You make no sense
 [ ] You posted the same text multiple times
 [ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [ ] You posted a porn ad.
 [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
 [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
 [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
 [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO 
     APPARENT REASON
 [X] You posted a 2 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
     worthless that you are being flamed anyway


To Repent, You Must:

 [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
 [ ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can some idea
     about what is discussed here
 [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
 [X] Give up your AOL account
 [X] Give up your webTV account
 [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
     plugged in)
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Post to alt.test
 [ ] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
 [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 [ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [ ] Get a clue
 [ ] Get a life
 [ ] Go away
 [ ] Grow up
 [ ] Never post again
 [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
 [ ] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
 [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
 [ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
 [ ] Learn how to post or get off the Usenet
 [ ] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
 [X] All of the above

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