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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 14 Nov 1996.
$$ CA$H FOR CHRISTMA$ NOW ! $$

$$ CA$H FOR CHRISTMA$ NOW ! $$

From Bob <rfs...@mail.idt.net> · alt.ascii-art · 14 Nov 1996 00:00 · View full thread · report
Hi, My name is Bob,

Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life. 

The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4months.
think about it. You see those "Make.Money.Fast" posts more and more.
That's ... because it WORKS !

So I thought, all those new users might make it work. And I decided to try
it out, Ijust sent out my $ 5.00 today. Whats $5.00, I spend more than
that for my lunch each day.I encourage you to do the same, you have
nothing to lose....

Everyone was calling it a scam, but there are SO many new users from AOL,
Netcom, etc. they will join in and make it work for you. 

Well, lets wait and see what happens.

Not only will it work for me, or possibly you, it has worked for other
folks as well.

Markus Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning claims he
made $53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone says it was only
$17,000 for him. Do I know these folks? No, but when I read how they say
they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a similar
chance with $5 of my own bucks. Not a big chance, I admit--but one with
incredible potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests in this
system. Period. That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet their $5
netted them tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe, legal,
completely legitimate way. Here's how it works in 3 easy steps: 

STEP 1.

Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate pieces
of paper along with the words: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST." (In
this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're paying for
a legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill inside each paper, and mail them by
standard U. S. Mail to the following five addresses:

1-Steve Boltinghouse
  1009 Bird St.
  Hannibal, MO 63401

2-Aaron McDaniel
  2014 Powell Dr.
  ElCajon, Ca 92020

3-Faroon Khan
  12343 77A Avenue
  Surrey, BC V3W2W9

4-Hoffman Eric
  3150 Riviere-Cachee
  Boisbriand, PQ
  Canada
  J7H 1A3

5-Bob Sayers
  18 Kingsley Street
  West Orange, NJ 07052-5202

STEP 2.

Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names up.This
way, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name in as the fifth one on the
list. 


STEP 3.

Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at least 19000
newsgroups at any given moment in time. Try posting to as many newsgroups
as you can. Remember the more groups you post to, the more people will see
your article and send you cash!


STEP 4.

You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing returns
within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the Internet is new and huge. There is no
way you can lose.

Now here is how and why this system works: 

Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 responses. Yes, thats
right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or money orders, but real
cash with your name at #5. 

Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 250 additional
postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings. On average then, 50 people
will send you $1.00 with your name at #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!

Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your name at #3
or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500. They make 250
postings each with your name at #2= 100,000 postings=5000 returns at $1.00
each=$5,000.00 in cash! 

Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at #1 and you
get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off the list.And that's
only if everyone down the line makes only 250 postings each! Your total
income for this one cycle is $55,000. 

From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list, you
take the latest posting you can find and start all over again. 

The end result depends on you. You must follow through and repost this
article everywhere you can think of. The more postings you make, the more
cash ends up in your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!! 

So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it works.
There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all day, all over
the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net every day. You know that,
you've seen the stories in the paper. So, my friend, read and follow the
simple instructions and play fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is
to it. Print this out right now so you can refer back to this article
easily. Try to keep an eye on all the postings you made to make sure
everyone is playing fairly. You know where your name should be. 

If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for real, then
don't do it. But please print this article and passit along to someone you
know who really needs the bucks, and see what happens.


REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC
IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS! GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU
WILL WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH! 

*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages with
your name in the list and not sending the bucks to the people already
included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this and only got
about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent the 5 bills, people
added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10,000!

TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!! :o) !!!!!!!!!! 

--
:) Lets make money together ! :)

-- 
:) Lets make money together ! :)

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From: rfs...@mail.idt.net (Bob)
Subject: $$ CA$H FOR CHRISTMA$ NOW ! $$
Date: 1996/11/14
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