ASCII Art Smart for Tuesday, July 12, 2005
From Tranq YouWin <tra...@ascii-art.invalid>
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· 12 Jul 2005 03:34 · View full thread
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#2 - DENMARK
DENMARK IS A SMALL SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY
,```_ KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR SOCIALISM, PICKLED
c - HERRING AND PORNOGRAPHY.
./|-`
/` \ IN DANISH, THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY IS
/_| _/. 'DANMARK'...WHICH MEANS 'THE MARK OF DAN.'
/ .__/
| | YES, FOLKS, THE DANES ARE ONE OF THE LOST
| | 10 TRIBES OF ISRAEL -- THE TRIBE OF DAN --
|___\ BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT.
===
DANISH PORN IS TERRIBLE, BECAUSE MOST DANISH
WOMEN ARE SPOOKY-LOOKING, AND HAVE REALLY
BAD HAIR.
THE DANES FEEL INFERIOR TO THE SWEDES. THAT'S
WHY DANES ARE USUALLY GLOOMY AND DEPRESSED.
THAT, PLUS THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT
PICKLED HERRING.
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