Talk: Searching for ascii pictures

@On 14 May 1996, Giovanni Olivieri 341084/IL wrote:

@> I am searching for ascii pictures to use as signature or to append
to my 
@> text files. Does anybody know where I can find them, if any?
@> thanx
@>    joh...@arianna.dei.unipd.it
@	

Ok, the first thing you have to do is get your passport and fly to the
ASCII ART HALL OF CREATIVITY, which is located in Iceland.  You're
going to have to go to the University in the capital there.  Make sure
that it is Wednesday afternoon when you get there, between 5:30 and
5:40 PM.  Earlier or later and you won't get in.  Then, you'll have to
go to the fifth floor in the Green building, and knock six times on
the door, in three sets of two.  A six-year-old boy should answer the
door and ask you for a lego set.  When he does, you must smirk wryly
at him and then hit him in the face with a Louisiana Crunch cake (make
sure that it is fresh).  When he runs away crying, follow him.  He
will lead you to the secret underground city of ansi art.  Once you
get inside there, mention my name and tell the woman in charge that
you learned about how to get there from this newsgroup.

Then, if you are polite, she will give you whatever you need to make a
nice sig.

(:

Lyle Charles Scott---------------------------------
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