Re: ASCII Art Smart for Tuesday, July 12, 2005
From Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <new...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet>
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· 12 Jul 2005 15:16 · View full thread
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Tranq YouWin wrote: > #2 - DENMARK > > DENMARK IS A SMALL SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY > ,```_ KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR SOCIALISM, PICKLED > c - HERRING AND PORNOGRAPHY. > ./|-` > /` \ IN DANISH, THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY IS > /_| _/. 'DANMARK'...WHICH MEANS 'THE MARK OF DAN.' > / .__/ > | | YES, FOLKS, THE DANES ARE ONE OF THE LOST > | | 10 TRIBES OF ISRAEL -- THE TRIBE OF DAN -- > |___\ BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT. > === > DANISH PORN IS TERRIBLE, BECAUSE MOST DANISH > WOMEN ARE SPOOKY-LOOKING, AND HAVE REALLY > BAD HAIR. > > THE DANES FEEL INFERIOR TO THE SWEDES. THAT'S > WHY DANES ARE USUALLY GLOOMY AND DEPRESSED. > > THAT, PLUS THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT > PICKLED HERRING. Apart from the pornography part this is of course all completely untrue. "Danmark" means land of the danes. If tall , blond , blue-eyed and beautiful scares you then don't comes to Denmark looking for women. Danish women are like women of the other Nordic countries ( Sweden , Norway and Finland ) among the most beautiful in the world. Despite this outside of magazines Danish porn is pretty much non-existent. Denmark is simply too small a country to produce large quantities of erotic films .. most danish pornstars seek fame and fortune outside of Denmark , often in Sweden that has a much larger and better funded pornindustry. Though Sweden has a much bigger pornindustry, danes feel neither inferior nor superior to the swedes. And no one have to eat pickled herring .. it's entirely optional - Good thing too because I hate fish .. gimme a welldone steak any day.
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