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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 12 Jul 2005.
Re: ASCII Art Smart for Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Re: ASCII Art Smart for Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Tranq YouWin wrote:
> #2 - DENMARK
> 
>                  DENMARK IS A SMALL SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY
>      ,```_       KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR SOCIALISM, PICKLED
>       c   -      HERRING AND PORNOGRAPHY.
>      ./|-`       
>     /` \         IN DANISH, THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY IS
>   /_| _/.        'DANMARK'...WHICH MEANS 'THE MARK OF DAN.'
>   / .__/         
>   |   |          YES, FOLKS, THE DANES ARE ONE OF THE LOST
>   |   |          10 TRIBES OF ISRAEL -- THE TRIBE OF DAN --  
>   |___\          BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT.
>     ===
>                  DANISH PORN IS TERRIBLE, BECAUSE MOST DANISH
>                  WOMEN ARE SPOOKY-LOOKING, AND HAVE REALLY
>                  BAD HAIR.
> 
>                  THE DANES FEEL INFERIOR TO THE SWEDES. THAT'S
>                  WHY DANES ARE USUALLY GLOOMY AND DEPRESSED.
> 
>                  THAT, PLUS THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT
>                  PICKLED HERRING.

Apart from the pornography part this is of course all completely untrue.

"Danmark" means land of the danes.

If tall , blond , blue-eyed and beautiful scares you then don't comes to
Denmark looking for women.
Danish women are like women of the other Nordic countries ( Sweden ,
Norway and Finland ) among the most beautiful in the world.
Despite this outside of magazines Danish porn is pretty much non-existent.
Denmark is simply too small a country to produce large quantities of
erotic films .. most danish pornstars seek fame and fortune outside of
Denmark , often in Sweden that has a much larger and better funded
pornindustry.

Though Sweden has a much bigger pornindustry, danes feel neither
inferior nor superior to the swedes.

And no one have to eat pickled herring .. it's entirely optional - Good
thing too because I hate fish .. gimme a welldone steak any day.

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