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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 18 Jun 2005.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2005 Jun 17: #2185 _______ ME UN

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2005 Jun 17: #2185 _______ ME UNTIL I ____ BLOOD

In article <x8Nse.11002$FP2.5737@lakeread03>, Faux_Tran wrote:
>                            __..--''\                                    
>                    __..--''         \    A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR THE PHRASE 
>            __..--''          __..--''                                   
>    __..--''          __..--''       |    "ASSFUCK ME UNTIL I SHIT BLOOD"
>    \ o        __..--''____....----""                                    
>     \__..--''\                           CAME UP WITH NO DOCUMENTS SO IT
>     |         \                                                         
>    +----------------------------------+   FELL UPON ME TO REMEDY THAT   
> OS +----------------------------------+
>
       But the ASCII art obviously refers to this weeks news story about 
the "Human Cannonball" who was recently fired (laid off) from his job 
because of a damaged ankle. He was suing for his job back, and the 
newsreaders were being very, painfully, careful to use terms such as "laid 
off", "sacked", "made unemployed", instead of the normal "fired. 
       But this is obviously sedendipity, not planning on FT's behalf.
       
-- 
Aidan Karley,
Geologist,
"You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | 
alike]."

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From: Aidan Karley <doI...@validEMAILaddressTOa.NEWS.group>
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Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2005 Jun 17: #2185 _______ ME UNTIL I ____ BLOOD
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