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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 16 Aug 1999.
Martians - power sources

Martians - power sources

             "At last, Frimthxp! We have
              finally obtained a sample
              of the Earthlings' primary
                     fuel source!"
                           /
        \__/  ____    \__/ /
        (oo) |____|)  (oo)
      .//~~\\|sots|\\//~~\\
      .\\__//|BEER| \/\__//
        //\\ |____|   //\\
  _____ \\//_|12oz|___\\// _______
       (_)(_)|____|  (_)(_)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Indeed, Zompflitz. We should
 investigate this substance, at
 once! It could prove suitable
  for use in our own thermo-
    magnograviconversion
      trifusionators!
              /
        \__/ /____   \__/
        (__) |____|  (__)
      .//()\\|sots| //  \\
      .\\__//|BEER|.\\__//
        //\\ |____|  //\\
  _____ \\//_|12oz|__\\// _______
       (_)(_)|____| (_)(_)

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???????????????????????????????????????


        "Perhpas, -HIC!- your suggestion
         that we imbibe it, -HIC!- was
         made too hastily, Zompflitz..."
                  \
                   \            "GLURG!"
     ___________      \__/   \__/ /
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx)
__ |       |  _  |___//~~\\_//~~\\ ____
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\\
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ ""
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

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           "I concede that you are correct!
            -HIC!- I do not believe that
            I shall ever again be capable
           of upright locomotion, Frimthxp."
                          \
                           \
     ___________      \__/   \__/
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx) (\
__ |       |  _  |___//~~\\_//~~\\//____
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\/
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

           "I concur.  Notice, also -HIC!-
           the way that it has accelerated
            the speed of rotation of the
                 entire universe."
                  \
     ___________   \  \__/   \__/
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx)
__ |       |  _  |___//~~\\_//~~\\ ____
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\\
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ ""
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

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              "You know, of course, what
                 this means, Frimpthx?"
                          \
                           \
     ___________      \__/   \__/
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx)  /)
__ |       |  _  |___//~~\\_//~~\\//___
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\/
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

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         "Indeed, yes. -HIC!- But how were
         we to ever suspect that the Proto-
           Earth-Primitives had such power
           sources as this!  Our plans of
               conquest are ruined!"
                   \
                    \             "BLURB"
     ___________      \__/   \__/  /
   /        /   \  /) (xx)   (xx)
__ |       |  _  |_\\//~~\\_//~~\\ ____
   \________\(_)/   \/\__////\__/\\
           .'  .'.    /\/\"" /\/\ ""
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
        mail.fullnet.net

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