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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 2 Dec 2008.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2008 Dec 2: #3449 A PETITION TO

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2008 Dec 2: #3449 A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._
>    Y  |  Y |     DEAR CONGRESS OF THESE FUCKING UNITED STATES,           
>    |- Q -| |                                                             
>    |   \ | |     DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS ALREADY PLENTY FUCKED UP ENOUGH
>   .^\_,_/^./~|                                                           
> |~~~~~~~~~| |   LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE OR GET IT OFF THE BOOKS         
> ||~~~;~~~|| |                                                           
> ||   ;)c:|| |   BUT STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH IT YOU FUCKING FUCKS       
> || '(;   || |                                                           
> ||   ;)' || |   SIGNED, THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA            

Dear Tran,
  The best way to fix the clock on your VHS player is to replace that
obsolete piece of crap with a DVD player.  The perk for you being, of
course, that they don't have clocks that you have to reset twice each
year or when ever the power goes out.


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Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2008 Dec 2: #3449 A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES
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