Re: Lemurian cave art

=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin Douthwaite
	warbled on about "Re: Lemurian cave art" in alt.ascii-art <<=

> Happy lemurs...without Jetpacs but with their favourite daily beverage...
> 
> 
>   __                  __                 __                 __            
>   ||   ,_,            ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,      
>  /~~\ /_0 \  ,#>     /~~\ /_0 \  ,#>    /~~\ /_0 \  ,#>    /~~\ /_0 \  ,#>
> |milk|  |.| ,##'    |milk|  |.| ,##'   |milk|  |.| ,##'   |milk|  |.| ,##'
> |    |m=/-| ,#'     |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#' 
> |____|  ( /##'      |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'  
>          _>>                 _>>                _>>                _>>    
> 
> 
>              Always Drink before you Frink !  Whooooooo !
>              --------------------------------------------
                        .... before you drive?

Aha! - this is actually a translation based on mere fragment of an ancient
Lemurian hieroglyph.  In the course of our undersea excavations here off the
coast of Sumatra we have uncovered the entire tablet. [reprinted (with
permission) below]

As you can see, the milk, if it is milk (taken from a freshly sacrificed
cow? - you might just have a bad translation), is taken as a tribute to
Lemuroquetzocoatl, the God King (as in 'The Big-K'??) of their race.  

He appears to have inspired fear in them; for, as can be seen, the leading
supplicant has the hieroglyph representing fear above him - the Budgie of
Despair.  The King's hieroglyph is, of course, the Credit Card.

===========================================================================
 ___________                _
| -=-=-=-=- |          ____(o>____            ___             [   ]
| /\ ;:";=> |         (___ / \ ___)        _-- _ --_           0^0
| \/ ,~.":` |           (__\ /__)         <_  (0)  _>        \/\V/\/
|___________|             //^\\             --___--         --| | |--
                           /|\                               /\_|_/\
O O
|_| ,_,                     ^                  ^                ^
| )/ Q_\                   /|\                /|\              /|\
| )| \
| )_\==m               __                 __                 __
| ---- |               ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,
|      |              /~~\ /_0 \  ,#>    /~~\ /_o \  ,#>    /~~\ /_O \  ,#>
|  (0)  \_           |~"'K|  |.| ,##'   |~"'K|  |.| ,##'   |~"'K|  |.| ,##'
| (0X0)  =|          |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#'
|  (0)   =|__        |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'
|____________|               _>>                _>>                u_>>
===========================================================================

--,#####,                   Lemur on the loose                ,_,      <##.
  #'   `###>  ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^  /_0 \.      `#
  `#.---.___,_,    "PTANG FRINK FRINK."                         \ )>     ,#
   /' ._   ._0_\                    "cheep, cheep, cheep."    m==/' \  ,##'
 _/,/|) `\)\           +=- leo...@earthlight.co.nz -=+         ( ,*###'
( ~ <|_  |_ `~   ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^  __\_>

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