Re: WARNING: Control Codes

Wildfire <som...@some.where.org> wrote:

>     While I know it is a rare occurance but if one posts "rules" he
> has to also abide by them for other systems which do other things.

Load of Poop...Go Away unless you can come up with a much better argument
than that.


> Sure, there's not a lot of systems out there which do this color
> code system, or have it activated if they do but it does affect
> some of us.

You are the very FIRST person in more than 3 years to bring up this
anything like this!

If you wish to re-write, maintain and regularly issue this WARNING
Notice to suit yourself and others, then...like I told Greg
Berigan...please be my guest.  Berigan ducked out...Surprised? :-)

So...get this straight, get it crystal clear...and get it good. 

I am in no way obliged to put up with your shit...or indeed any one else's
shit. Everything I and other Net Users contribute to the Net is purely 
voluntary. 

Nobody forces you to read anything or even wishes you to have a Net 
Account at all.

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So...Get lost! Luser!  And no more of your Bullpoop please.


Post some nice interesting Ascii pictures then you'll be one of the
Good Guys, instead of an asshole. :-)




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                               FLAME FORM

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                      Consider yourself flamed.

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 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [x] Loser
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
  [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [x] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [x] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [x] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [x] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [x] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
  [x] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [ ] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [x] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [ ] I think you might be a fed


 To Repent, You Must:

  [x] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet/Internet account
  [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [x] Read the f****** FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [x] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
  [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [x] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,

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Toodles,

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