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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art.animation, 5 Jan 1997.
Please Read!!!!!!!!

Please Read!!!!!!!!

I thought that I had heard it all before. I�ve seen these thingsfloating
around in newsgroups, but I never tried them. After just 5 weeks of
using this process I�ve made $46,092! It really does work! Start today!
Don�t waste your time like I did! - Anthony -- Limon, Colorado

I needed some extra cash to pay off some bills. So I tried to the
process. I figured I had nothing to lose.  Such a small investment
forsuch huge returns. I made over $12,000 dollars in three weeks! I
kissed my bills away! - Jessica -- Dayton, Ohio

The Best Kept Secret on the Internet - Money Monthly - December 1996

I wanted to take the kids on a great vacation to DisneyWorld, but I just
didn�t have the money. I was talking to a guy 
from work who told me aboutthe process. I tried it, and I�ve made enough
money to not only go to DisneyWorld but to any where
else in the world! - Scott -- Sheridan, Wyoming

You have connected to best kept secret on the Internet. For just a small
investment you will make thousands of dollars.
Hundreds of people all over the world have already done the process that
you are about to go through. It is a proven
winner. Don�t be caught in a scam. This is perfectly legal and
guaranteed to work! If you are looking for a way to ease your economic
state, don�t waste anytime and follow the directions below. If you are
happy with how much money you have, ignore this message!
It only takes a few hours, and a few dollars to make a pile of money.
ACT NOW! THE PROCESS IS VERY SIMPLE. IT CONSISTS OF THREE EASY STEPS!!

STEP ONE: Get five separate pieces of paper (preferably colored, but not
necessary) and write the following on each sheet of paper: 
                      PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.
It is also a good idea to put the number of the person who you got the
article from and also to put your name and address on
the paper, not just on the envelope. 
Get five $1.00 bills and place ONE inside each piece of paper that you
wrote on. Fold the money inside the paper so that nosy people cannot see
it.  This will lessen the chance of some thief taking your money. Put
one paper inside eachenvelope and seal it up. Also, make sure that you
put the statement on the paper, this creates a service, which is then
perfectly legal. Now, mail the five envelopes with the five dollars to
the following five addresses:

1. R. Washington, 851 N. Farish St, APT.#3, Jackson, MS 39202
2. L. LanCaster, 3301 N. Shary Rd., Lot #25, Mission, TX 78572
3. Jason Vondracek, 3303 Ely Rd SW., Cedar Rapids, IA 52404-7405 
4. R. C. Birch, 6 Silver Maple Court,APT. #2402, Brampton, Ontario, L6T
4N5 CANADA 
5. R. E. Laidlaw, 116 Ninth St E,Saskatoon, SK, S7N 0A2 CANADA

STEP TWO: Now, take the #1 name off the list that you see above and move
the other four names up (5 becoming 4, 4 becoming 3, etc.) and put YOUR
NAME at number 5. Make sure that you put your correct mailing address,
especially if you�re from another country as some people have never sent
mail out of the country and might not know how. You may alter this
article if necessary, editing what you need to edit.

STEP THREE: Post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups (I
think there are close to 18,000 of them. All you need is say,
at least 200. How you post your article depends on what newsreader you
are using so you might need to ask around for assistance. 
Anyway, that�s it! That�s the three steps you need to make lots of money
in a short period of time. You are now in the mail order business and
should start receiving you envelopes pretty soon.

REMEMBER,THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST TO, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE.

You may want to rent a P.O. Box eventually to handle all of the mail.
Just make sure all the addresses are CORRECT, please!


LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!

Out of every 200 postings, let�s say I only receive 5 replies, which is
actually VERY LOW. So I made five dollars with my name at #5. 
Now then, each person who sent me $1 makes only 200 postings, now with
your name at number 4, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF 1000 POSTINGS, not including
yours too. 50 people send you $1 now, that�s $50.00 you just made. Now
then, your new 50 agents post 200 each with your name at #3 or 10,000
postings (50x200). Average return is 500 at $1 = $500.00. They make 200
postings, which is 5,000 returns at $1 = $5,000.00. Finally 5000 people
make 200 postings with you name at number one. YOU GET A RETURN OF
$50,000.00 BEFORE YOUR NAME DROPS OFF THE LIST. AND THAT�S IF EVERYONE
MAKES 200 POSTINGS ONLY AND ONLY FIVE PEOPLE RESPOND!!!!!!!!!! When your
name is no longer on the list, you just take out the latest posting that
is appearing in the newsgroups, send out another five bucks and start
the process all over again. Estimates are the Internet gets 20 to 50
THOUSAND new users a day. It�s worth five bucks to cash in on this. 

THIS WILL WORK, THE ONLY THING TO REMEMBER IS TO PLAY FAIR, THE SYSTEM
KNOWS IF YOU�RE TRYING TO CHEAT IT AND YOUR RETURNS WON�T BE AS GOOD. 

You want to act today. The longer you put this off, the longer it will
take you to see the BIG returns.

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