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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 26 Jan 1999.
Martians: Foiled! --- old cartoon

Martians: Foiled! --- old cartoon

                       ___
              _______ /__/|
             /_____ /||  ||
            ||     ||||[]||
         ___||     ||||==||_________
        /   ||_____||||__||         /
       /    /_______\/|__|/        /\
      /     _________             /
     /     /=========/           /
    /   \__/___\__/_/           /
   /____(  )___(  )____________/
  //  //~~\\ //~~\\      jro\\
  //   \\__// \\__//  \       \\
        //\\   //\\    \
        ||||   ||||  "So, Vzxall, what is this
       (_)(_) (_)(_) example of Earth technology?"

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

                       ___
              _______ /__/|
             /_____ /||  ||
            ||     ||||[]||
  "This device is the primitive Earth
  protoplasm beings' idea of a "computer."
    \  /    /_______\/|__|/        /\
     \/     _________             /
     /\    /=========/           /
    /   \__/___\__/_/           /
   /____(  )___(  )____________/
   //  //~~\\ //~~\\         \\
  //   \\__// \\__//       jro\\
        //\\   //\\
        ||||   ||||
       (_)(_) (_)(_)

]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

                       ___
              _______ /__/|
             /_____ /||  ||
            ||     ||||[]||
         ___||     ||||==||_________
        /   ||_____||||__||         /
       /    /_______\/|__|/        /\
      /     _________             /
     /     /=========/           /
    /   \__/___\__/_/           /
   /____(  )___(  )____________/
   //  //~~\\ //~~\\      jro\\
  //   \\__// \\__//  \       \\
        //\\   //\\    "Excellent! With this, we
        ||||   ||||    should be able to interpet
       (_)(_) (_)(_) their entire planetary network!"

]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

                       ___
              _______ /__/|
             /_____ /||  ||
            ||     ||||[]||
         ___||     ||||==||__________
        /   ||_____||||__||         /
       /    /_______\/|__|/        /\
      /     _________             /
     /     //}=======/           /
    /   \__/\\_\__/_/           /
   /____(  )//_(  )____________/
   //  //~~ / //~~\\         \\
  //   \\__/  \\__// \     jro\\
        //\\   //\\   \
        ||||   |||| "Turn the device on."
       (_)(_) (_)(_)

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

                       ___
              _______ /__/|
             /_____ /||  ||
            ||     ||||[]||
         ___||     ||||==||_________
        /   ||_____||||__||         /
       /    /_______\/|__|/        /\
      /     _________             /
     /     /=========/           /
    /   \__/___\__/_/           /
   /____(  )___(  )____________/
   //  //~~\\ //~~\\         \\
  //   \\__// \\__//  \    jro\\
        //\\   //\\    \
        ||||   |||| "Ah, yes! Their News Exchange.
       (_)(_) (_)(_) Now we will learn all they know!"

]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

                       ___
              _______ /__/|
             /_____ /||  ||
            ||     ||||[]||
  "What is this information, Wcxliz? It
  does not appear to be News, at all."
    \  /    /_______\/|__|/        /\
     \/     _________             /
     /\    /=========/           /
    /   \__/___\__/_/           /
   /____(  )___(  )____________/
   //  //~~\\ //~~\\         \\
  //   \\__// \\__//       jro\\
        //\\   //\\
        ||||   ||||
       (_)(_) (_)(_)

]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

                       ___
              _______ /__/|
             /_____ /||  ||
            ||     ||||[]||
         ___||     ||||==||_________
        /   ||_____||||__||         /
       /    /_______\/|__|/        /\
      /     _________             /
     /     /=========/           /
    /   \__/___\__/_/           /
   /____(  )___(  )____________/
   //  //~~\\ //~~\\         \\
  //   \\__// \\__//  \   jro \\
        //\\   //\\    \
        ||||   ||||  "It says... "This is not a scam,
       (_)(_) (_)(_)  send $5 and make $50,000 in one
                    week, guaranteed."

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

                       ___
              _______ /__/|
             /_____ /||  ||
            ||     ||||[]||
         ___||     ||||==||_________
  "Hhmmmm..... Foiled again!  These dastardly
  Terran Earth protobeings have encoded all
  vital information behind some MLM garbage!"
      \    /=========/           /
    /   \__/___\__/_/           /
   /____(oo)___(oo)____________/
   //  //~~\\ //~~\\         \\
  //   \\__// \\__//      jro \\
        //\\   //\\
        ||||   ||||
       (_)(_) (_)(_)

end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?
end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?

              Jonathon R. Oglesbee

               oglesbee@
                    mail.fullnet.net

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Subject: Martians: Foiled! --- old cartoon
Date: 1999/01/26
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