Welcome to the Neighborhood
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_____ "Why hello! What a lovely
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| | cute dog you have, dear!"
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"Thankyou, ma'am. I'm Sally, but everyone
calls me Cookie, and this is my doggy,
Porky. We just wanted to welcome you to
the neighborhood."
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| | \ ___ | | "How sweet!"
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______________________ "Thankyou for the welcome, dear. _____
_______________________ Do they call you Cookie because _____
| | you like cookies a lot?"
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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______________________ "And do you call your fuzzy doggy _____
_______________________ Porky, because he likes to eat ham _____
| | or bacon a lot?"
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"We call him Porky, because when we go
out to Grandpa's farm, he likes to
fuck the pigs."
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thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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mail.fullnet.net
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