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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 11 Feb 2002.
Nerd Boy, episodes 183-188

Nerd Boy, episodes 183-188

w00t, a new story arc

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                             ______
 Here it is! My very        / .--. \
  own time machine!        ( ( `- ) )
  Beauty, ain't she?        ) `--' (
          ,,,   `           | .--. |
          '..    OO         ||    ||
           ||   ((-         )|    |(
           |\   b b        /_|____|_\


                             ______
                            / .--. \
       I dunno. Does       ( ( `- ) )     It tended to send things way
       it even work?        ) `--' (      back in time at first, but it
                   `,,,     | .--. |       ,  should be working great
                    '..     ||    ||     OO   now. Now all I need is
                    .||.    )|    |(    .||.  a volunteer to test it!
                     || __ /_|____|_\ __ dd




                             ______
                            / .--. \
                           ( ( `- ) )      Aw, you're always
                            ) `--' (       so darn negative!
                            | .--. |       ,
         _      -  --       ||    ||     OO
        -  -- *zip* --      )|    |(    -||-
jg             -  - -      /_|____|_\    dd


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Yes, it's a reiteration of NB178. In this story arc, the first strip sucks
instead of the last one.
---

Have you seen my           Yeah, it's in
Busta Rhymes CD?            the closet.
             `,,,           ,  _
              '..          O  |_)
               ||       |_(._[__]
               |\       | |b|   |

                          |          |
                          |        Where?
                         .--. .--. , |
                      OO|    |  '.|  |
                     //-|o   | // |  |
                    b b |____|/|  |__|


                          |          |
                          |   .--. / |
                     OO   | -| -  | -| *slam!*
                    .||-  |- | _ o|\ |
                     bb   |__|____|__|

 MOMENTS LATER...
                             ______
  Nerd Boy? Did you just    / .--. \    Great plan! He
lock me in that wacky time ( ( `- ) ) totally fell for it.
    machine of yours?     ` ) `--' (       |     But of course.
                            | .--. |       ,        ,
                            ||    ||     OO       ..~
                            )|   o|(    .||.      <<
  jg                       /_|____|_\    bb       /|


---
Still a bit weak. What sets this story arc apart from the others is that I
actually wrote the whole story before putting pencil to paper, or whatever.
---

We've locked Fan Boy            ______
in your time machine.          / .--. \
 Are you gonna test           ( ( `- ) )
  it or will I die    OK, here ) `--' (  Hey! What's going
  of boredom first?    goes..  | .--. | ,  on out there!?
             `~..          `OO ||    ||
              .>>.         //-,)|   o|(
        ______ || _________bb /_|____|_\ ____________

                                ______      *bzzschweeeeee*
                 *gzoiii*  `   / .--. \  '
                           -  ( ( `- ) ) -
                            <  ) `--' (  >
          Cool.              > | .--. | <  *wywywy...*
             `~..   OO      <  ||    ||  >
              .>>. .||.    -   )|   o|(   -
               ||   bb      , /_|____|_\ .

_______________________________________________________________________
 3002 A.D.                ___ _   |  2002 A.D.
                __       /_||) -  |
                \ \__      *zweee*|
I.. -think- I    \/ /     ______  |            ______
made a mistake.  / /\    |[][][]| |           / .--. \
    ~..  `OO    / /\ \___|[][][]| |          ( ( `- ) )
    .>>. .||.   \ \/ .---|[][][]| |           ) `--' (  Hello?
____ || _ bb _   \/ /    |[][][]| |           | .--. | ,
              |  / /\____|[][][]| |           ||    ||
              | / /\|    |[][][]| |           )|   o|(
              | \ \/|    |[][][]| |   jg     /_|____|_\


---
This strip and the last are the ones upon which the whole story arc hinges.
Everything else is just there to bind those two together.
---

 3002 a.d.                  _|  I think it's safe to assume that
          __                \ \ my time machine sent -us- into
          \ \__             /_/ the future instead of Fan Boy.
           \/ /     ______   |                  `OO     ..~
           / /\    |[][][]|  |                  .||.   .<<.
          / /\ \_  |[][][]|  |                 _ bb ___ || _
          \ \/ .===|[][][]|  |
           \/ /    |[][][]|  |
           / /\____|[][][]|  |                -I- think it's safe to
          / /\|    |[][][]|  |    ?        assume that you're an idiot.
          \ \/| _  |[][][]|  |    __                       ,
           \ \||_| |[][][]|  |   '..             OO     ..~
            \ \```/|[][][]|  |    ||            .||.   .<<.
 Well,       \ \ | |[][][]|  |  _ |\ ___________ bb ___ || _
 crap.        \ \| |[][][]|  |
~..  `OO      |\ \ |[][][]|  |
.>>. .||.     | \ \|[][][]|  |  Nani o         Ah, Japanese; the future
_|| _ bb_     |  \ |[][][]|  | simasu ka?     tongue. Lucky I took that
         |    |  |\ [][][]|  |     `__             ,   course, huh?
         |....|  | |[][][]|  |     '..           OO    ..~
         |:  :|  | |[][][]|  |      ||          .||.  .<<.
         |:  :|  | |[][][]|  |  ___ || _________ dd __ || _
         |:  :|  | |[][][]|  |
         |:  :|  | |[][][]|  |
         |.  .|  | |[][][]|  |                   <My goat is ill. Can
         |.   |  | |[][][]|  |                   you please help it?>
         |    |  : |[][][]|  |      __             ,
         |    :  . :  [][]:  |     '..           OO    ..~
         |    .    .    []:  |      ||          .||.  .<<.
jg       |                .  |  ___ || _________ dd __ || _


---
OK, so I kind of stole it off some web page I don't even know the URL to...
---

Well, apparently people speak        -You're- the one who
Japanese here in the future,        built the stupid time
so we can't communicate with        ,  machine, remember?
anyone. How do we get    `OO     ..~
back to our own time? __ .||.   .<<.
                 |      | bb     ||



Hmm.. We'll need something
like a remote, to activate
 my time machine   `OO           ..~
  back home...    __ ))_        .<<.
                 |  dd  |        ||



It has to operate at a              OK.
subchronic frequency                ,
to interact with   `OO           ..~
something in the  __ ))_        .<<.
 past though...  |  dd  | ______ || ____
                                                       _______________
                                                      |USED SUBCHRONIC|
                                                  ____|REMOTE EMPORIUM|
This is hopeless.       I'll be                  |   |`---------------'
We're stuck here.      right back.             __|   |  __________
               `OO           `~..             /\\\\\ | | 50% OFF! |
              __ ))_          .>>.             | ||| | |__________|
     jg_____ |  dd  | ________ |\ ____________ | ||| |

---
Kind of funny for something I basically just improvised while drawing and
trying to make it fit into the plot...
---


3002 a.d.                          | 2002 a.d.   ______
                                   |            / .--. \
With this, I can control my        |           ( ( `- ) )
time machine back in 2002          |            ) `--' (  Let me out of
and send us back there!            |            | .--. | , here! Hello?
              `OO /      ..~       |            ||    ||    .. Hmm...
              .||o      .<<.       |            )|   o|(    A switch?
               bb        ||        |           /_|____|_\
                                   |
                                   |             ______
Then I can fix the time machine    |It opened the .--. \
so that it sends the stuff         |  door! I'm  ( `- ) )
-in- it instead of the stuff       | finally free!`--' (
-around- it through time.          |         . ` ,,, . |
Here goes...  `OO /      --~ *yawn*|        |    ..'  ||
              .||o      '<<.       |        |o   -\\  |(
               bb        ||        |        |____|/|  |_\
                                   |
                                   `-
             *bzzschweeeeee*            *gzoiii*
                          *wywywy...*
                                 -.
                                   | It worked!  ______
                                   |  I wonder  / .--. \  Who cares?
                                   | where Fan ( ( `- ) ) Let's have
            Huh?                   |  Boy is?   ) `--' (   ice cream.
              `,,,                 |    ,    .--. .--. |      `
               oo'                 |  OO /  |    |    ||      ~..
               -\\                 | .||o   |o   |    |(       >>
jg              /|                 |  bb    |____|    |_\      |\

---
Best story arc ending -ever-.

-jg

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